I originally liked the girl Yuan Xing very much, she can be comparable to Zhang Fang before she is fully grown, and she will definitely be able to surpass He Xin in the future.

But she popped up from time to time and disturbed my good things, which made me very distressed, looking at her and ready to scold a few words, who expected He Xin to turn her head to look at me and shake her head, and then went around to the back of the stove, not even caring about the vegetables in the pot being burned, holding Yuan Xing's face and saying.

"Xiaoxing, you are still underage, study hard, and be admitted to university in the future, there are many good men!"

My face is not very good-looking, Yuan Xing glanced at it, silently lowered his head and said no more, He Xin walked to the stove, glanced at the pot, and smiled embarrassedly.

"Look at you, I don't know how to flip it, it's okay now, it's all mushy!"

When she said this, she was very playful, with a hint of doting in the reproach, my heart was like a deer, and I hurriedly picked up the spatula to put out the burnt vegetables, and looked at her with a smile and said.

"The dishes you cooked, it's delicious when it's pasted, give me your ID card later, and I'll get the marriage certificate back tomorrow morning!"

She nodded shyly and agreed, and when I was eating, I picked up the chopsticks and stuffed them into my mouth, and ate them with a great heart, which made her giggle, and the chopsticks in her hand fell to the ground several times with laughter.

Thinking that I could sleep in bed with her tomorrow, I was very excited after dinner, and ran to the shop and bragged to the dwarf until the second half of the night before falling asleep, and when I woke up, I rushed to the countryside non-stop.

The marriage certificate is the ultimate proof of love, this little red book is very important to the mother-in-law, but I always have a trace in my heart that I can't let go, and I don't know if it's a phobia of marriage, it's a festive and exciting thing, and my mood actually fell to the freezing point in an instant.

After finding the big head, I made it clear what I was going to do, and the big head was now the head of the township, and he looked very good, slumped in his chair, and retreated left and right, and then asked me.

"Shanzi, it stands to reason that you want to get married, and I can't get involved in this matter, but since you ask me, I'll tell you that if something happens to us after we get married, it will affect her!"

What the big head said, is exactly what I was worried about, true love for someone will not let her be hurt in any way, but love is coming, marriage is the end point, I am completely confused, panicked, and suddenly overwhelmed.

"That's it, you get a fake marriage certificate, as long as you treat her sincerely, a broken book, true or false is not a fucking thing!"

The big head's words made my eyes light up, this method is good, it can not only maintain love, but also avoid being implicated, maybe it can be used once on several mothers-in-law.

Of course, false testimony is not protected by the law at any time, and will eventually be tried by the law, but I am already a guilty person, and I don't care about this crime.

"Okay, this method is really fucking amazing, big head, you're on the road, this is your ID card, you make arrangements, I have to go back in the afternoon, the limelight is tight during this time, let's not be busy, let's talk about it after the limelight!"

"Don't worry, I'll take it in half an hour!"

The big head touched the documents, took out a pack of red pandas and handed it to me and went to work, I admired his office, while smoking a cigarette to pass the time, his office hung on the four big characters of Zhengda Guangming, I almost laughed down.

On these four big characters, I only serve the black charcoal of the Song Dynasty, and it is more appropriate to hang yin and yang on the big head.

Half an hour later, the big head came back, I took the papers, and he chatted a few words and hurried back, marriage is a big deal, said that it is not to invite guests and not to drink, but the dwarf and his sister still have to entertain, as for Chen Hui, I am worried that she will be jealous and did not dare to notify.

That night, although there were few people, the atmosphere was very explosive, the dwarf was happier than he was married, pulled his sister to pour a lot of liquor, and finally snatched He Xin's red hijab, covered his face, and jumped up like crazy in my house.

He Xin, sister, and Yuan Xing were all amused by him, I thought it was a festive day, so I didn't care about him, and when he was crazy enough, I was as tired as a dog.

Spring Festival is worth a lot of money, how can I let the dwarf stir up the yellow, after blowing him away, he took away his sister and Yuan Xing, so he smiled maliciously and couldn't wait to undress.

There seemed to be a fire about to erupt in my heart, but at the critical moment, He Xin was very shy, hooked her head and sat on the bed, blushing and not moving, half of my pants were off, so anxious that she rushed over crookedly, grabbed her hand and said.

"Why are you here, it's time to take off your clothes and enter the cave room, what are you doing stupidly, do you want me to help you take it off!"

As soon as I finished speaking, He Xin opened her arms, closed her eyes with crimson cheeks, she looked like a little lamb at this time, my big bad wolf was extremely excited, looked at her red lips, and leaned over to kiss.

At that time, there was no such thing as lipstick, her red lips were smeared with peach blossom petal juice, soft and fragrant when kissed, there was a kind of lightness like a flower, I suddenly fell into it, and kissed her forgetfully, there was only one thought in my mind, that is, the kiss suffocated her.

Of course, suffocation is just to describe a certain state, such as being distracted, unable to be self-conscious, defending as offense, etc., because I have never been entangled with her, and I can't know for a while whether she is dissolute or sullen.

If a man wants to kiss, he will inevitably take a heavy mouth, I stick to her red lips all the time, not letting her have the slightest chance to breathe, this method is very clever, after dozens of rounds, she finally can't stand it, and her chest rises and falls.

"Haha...... Don't fucking kiss it, you fucking take off your clothes and push her ......down."

There was a dwarf laugh outside the door, I was startled, glanced at the side crack on the door panel, looked back at the burning red candle, and after a sip on He Xin's head, got up and ran over, opened the door, the dwarf was unstable, and fell on the door frame with a click.

"Huh...... Shorty, you fucking want to be faced, go back and look at Zhang Fang, you can look at it as much as you want, lie down, stand, hang upside down, no one says about you! ”

The dwarf smiled, touched the back of his head a little embarrassedly, grinned and showed two big yellow teeth, and said with spitting.

"This is called a haunted cave room, who rarely looks at your mother-in-law, she is as thin as a monkey, she is gone, and she is very boring!"

As he spoke, he smiled evilly, and secretly took out half a bottle of Indian god oil from his arms and stuffed it for me, smashing his eyes and making a look.

I pretended to be angry and raised my hand to hit him, he turned around and ran, looking at his bouncing figure, I weighed the Indian oil in my hand a few times, and said to myself: "I hope our brother and wife can always be so happy, hey!" ”

"Li Shan, it's cold outside, come in quickly!"

He Xin's soft voice was calling me, I smiled, thinking that Lao Tzu was so strong, the Indian divine oil was useless, so I threw it out of the door, turned around and ran in, closed the door, jumped on the bed, and pounced on He Xin......

(End of chapter)