"I don't know."

Pang Yu looked innocent.

Fang Ruohua: "Huh? ”

"I don't know." Pang Yu silently smoothed the corners of his clothes, and didn't dare to stimulate the person in front of him too much, "You also know what kind of person I am, I have vowed to be a gentleman all my life, a first-class foolish person who rolls in the rich township, a prince and grandson like me, I shouldn't have taken such a tricky errand, and it wasn't because the errand you gave the county lord was more troublesome, so I came to Chenzhou with a small trouble to resolve the big trouble." ”

"But I really don't plan to take on the responsibility of this serious mission, I just plan to make a decoration, and when the disaster relief is over, I will go back and receive a credit."

Pang Yu sighed, "But I don't dare to really neglect the errand, this time I borrowed six masters from the Taishi Mansion when I went out of Beijing, and asked them to escort the money and grain, and set off first." ”

Fang Ruohua nodded, this is indeed a means that Pang Yu can play.

"Don't look at my father as soon as he touches Kaifeng Mansion and becomes a fool, but he does have the means, if the masters he sent to me can't do anything, I'm afraid I won't be one of the best gentlemen in the world today."

Zhan Zhao listened to his words and suddenly felt something.

Master Pang Taishi is a very popular minister, and he has a daughter who is a concubine in the palace, and it is not a kind of political wisdom to raise his son to look like an innocent son.

"But as soon as I arrived in Chenzhou, I felt very bad, only one of my master was left exposed, and the others were nowhere to be seen, only that they were busy with official business, and most of the subordinates were replaced, and Chenzhou was too sick to get up and couldn't see me at all."

"This is not nonsense, who in the Taishi Mansion dares to be so disrespectful to me? Those masters are my father and mother are dead, and they have to come to see me first, and Jiang Wan, he is my father's protégé, and he can't wait to kneel in front of me and lick my feet. ”

"That's not all, I came to Chenzhou for a few days, and the people at the bottom only fooled me to enjoy myself, and a guard commander of my Taishi's Mansion appeared, holding my father's waist card, saying that he wanted to protect my safety, and without saying a word, he surrounded my post house."

"What's even more terrifying is that I want to go to see the silver, so I was led to take a casual look, the silver is plated iron, the grain is only the top layer, and the bottom is sand."

Pang Yu couldn't cry or laugh, "You really treat me as a fool, even if I am really a fool, I am also a fool who will never forget and recite by ear, who can I fool if I am so perfunctory?" ”

Fang Ruohua slapped the head that leaned over to the side: "You are so capable, it's not like you can only slander here, and you don't think about how to solve it at all." ”

Pang Yu was not angry, but took it for granted: "Isn't that normal?" Growing up, no one, including myself, expected me to do things, and my only task was not to play? It's just a fool, just know how to play, who can expect me to strategize, win a thousand miles, and dare to touch the lord of the court's disaster relief silver, that's what I can deal with? ”

"Fortunately, I can't do anything else, making a greedy and lustful, fishy and meaty appearance in the township is a true performance, even if my people can't get out of Chenzhou, it's not too difficult to spread some gossip."

Pang Yu was very proud, "What a matter of importance is the famine in Chenzhou, I, the minister of the Qin Mission, withheld grain and grass, and acted recklessly, wouldn't it be to provoke a civil uprising, there are many big people in Kaifeng City who are worried about the country and the people to come to check, and when the time comes, what is there in here, someone can find out, and it is none of my business." ”

"Huh."

Fang Ruohua sneered, "Do you think your methods are very clever? Haven't you ever thought that if this black pot is back, your life will be safe? ”

Pang Yu blinked, rubbed to Fang Ruohua's side, and blinked pitifully: "There is a county lord here, otherwise the county lord will accept me and leave, I can help you make the bed and fold the quilt, serve tea and pour water, no more, see how good I look, even if it is only for viewing, it is pleasing to the eye." ”

"No, I have Husu."

Pang Yu: "......" is true, it can't be compared.

After a few jokes, Pang Yu sat down, took a cup of hot tea and tasted it, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, the county lord, I haven't been doing fun all these years, my brother-in-law has always loved me and understood me, besides, even if Lord Bao and my father don't deal with each other, they still treat me a little bit, and it is impossible to just listen to a few rumors and convict me without giving me a chance to refute." ”

"Master Bao knows everything, even if I have a small mistake, but I have not committed a major crime that should be punished with a guillotine, how can his old man kill me?"

This sycophant shot is really good, he didn't shoot less when he opened the seal, even if Bao Zheng was somewhat disgusted with Pang Taishi, he didn't have a bad impression of Pang Yu.

"Besides, even the two idiots who swept the floor in the Taishi Mansion are from the Imperial City Division, Sister Guifei personally arranged, our family eats several bowls of rice a day, I use my brother-in-law's calligraphy and painting to paste the window, the palace is clear, who can not know my temperament, even if there are some big people who want me to carry the black pot, I have to see if my parents are happy or not!"

Fang Ruohua was still angry in her heart: "You look quite proud!" ”

A brain jumped over, Fang Ruohua stood up and pushed open the window, looking out from the gap, only to feel that the post station was in crisis step by step, "You kid is really messing around, you know that you are too lazy to use your brain, you can't do anything big, if you don't stay in Kaifeng honestly, if you have to go out of Beijing, you just fall into this pool of troubled water, you know how busy I am!" ”

"I want to be honest, too."

Pang Yu muttered, and stretched out his hand to show Fang Ruohua bitterly, his hands were extremely well maintained, delicate and pink, much more beautiful than women's hands, but there was a blood mark on the side of his ring finger.

"The little brother really didn't know where to offend the big mad dog in my sister's house, this year's county exam 100 articles, the government exam promotion strategy, the three-year imperial examination five-year simulation, etc., etc., I actually want me to edit, I know where the imperial examination door opens! The information is so vast that just summarizing and summarizing it is tiring to death, I feel that I even have a smell of ink on my hair, and if I don't make excuses to come out, when my sister returns to the capital, I won't be able to see such a beautiful little brother. ”

Fang Ruohua: "...... Also, Zhao Yushu is quite scary. ”

Bai Yutang was dumbfounded, staring at Pang Yu.

When he was forced to study by his eldest brother, he only felt that the sky was dark, and he wanted to set fire to the bookstore in Jinhua for a while, but he really didn't dare!

Every year when new books come out, there are crowds of people in front of those bookstores, and even his eldest brother and sister-in-law line up overnight to buy them.