"Cousin! Your cousin and I are all stinking like this. The hooligan was bullied, how can you still have the heart to sleep...... Sleep...... Go to bed??? ”

Hearing the words from the sofa, Mo Xiaoyu suddenly became angry, and immediately dissatisfied, just saying that it didn't feel right, turned his head to look, and almost didn't fall a butt, only to see that the person sitting up on the sofa was not his cousin at all, it turned out to be that stinky villain little Taoist!

Looking down again, I took a closer look, and it was my cousin who was smacked a few big shoe boards on the ground!!

She was very angry just now, so as soon as she came out and saw the person on the ground covered with a Taoist robe, she took it for granted that this was the little Taoist priest, plus he was sleeping on his stomach, so Mo Xiaoyu didn't carefully identify it at all, but he didn't expect that he had been fighting for a long time and was wrong!

Yu Jing on the side also didn't react, covered her mouth and was stunned for a few seconds before she was surprised, "Xiaoduan, how did you sleep on the ground?" ”

"Oops, auntie, it hurts me to death, yes, how did I sleep on the ground, I remember that I fell asleep on the sofa!" Li Duan hugged the back of his head and burst into tears, and then asked Mo Xiaoyu aggrievedly,

"Cousin, why are you beating me so decently, it hurts me to death!"

Mo Xiaoyu was also a little weak-hearted, and asked rhetorically, "It's not all your fault, who let you cover that little Taoist priest's clothes, I originally wanted to beat him!" ”

"Little Taoist clothes?" Li Duan glanced at the Taoist robe on his body with a sad face, and suddenly remembered it, and said bitterly,

"I slept until midnight and woke up from freezing, so I grabbed something next to me in a daze and covered it, I didn't know it was the little Taoist robe! Little Taoist, it turns out that I was beaten for you, you put your clothes here for me, this is to frame me! ”

Gu Musheng also understood why he was so noisy just now, laughed, and said, "Isn't it normal for me to take off my clothes and throw them on the ground when I sleep, and I didn't let you take it to cover."

Besides, the Taoist robe I wore was contaminated with the righteousness of this genius, and it was more powerful than ordinary magic weapons, and you took it to cover it overnight, and I didn't ask you to collect protection money, but you blamed me! ”

Burst!

Li Duan almost didn't have a head on the ground when he heard this, and said in his heart that you have to charge for your torn clothes, why are you so shameless!

But Gu Musheng asked strangely,

"Little beauty, why do you want to beat me, I showed my might yesterday to help you solve the trouble, even if you don't promise yourself, you should thank me well, no matter how bad it is, you should give me a few large-scale private photos of you as a thank you gift!"

"Large-scale private room photo of you big-headed ghost!"

Mo Xiaoyu became angry when he heard Gu Musheng speak, and ran to the bedroom, carrying the red strip with two fingers. The pants came out, and said viciously,

"Tell me, this one of yours, why is it in my bed!"

Gu Musheng looked at it and was shocked. The pants were bought for himself by the old Taoist priest for five yuan on his birthday last year, and before that, Gu Musheng had never received such a valuable birthday gift, so he cherished it very much, and carried it in the inner pocket of the robe like a baby every day, and said that it must have been when he was lying between two beauties yesterday, and accidentally fell out!

But you can't say that, Gu Musheng patted his head and hurriedly covered up, "It's such a little beauty, I think you misunderstood, the one in your hand is the clothes I put in my pocket to change, maybe I came back yesterday, and when I gently put my sister on your bed, I accidentally fell out of my pocket." ”

"Who are you fooling?" Mo Xiaoyu didn't believe it at all, and put the inside in his hand. The pants were thrown directly into Gu Musheng's hand, and he shouted with a blushing face,

"You touch it yourself, and there's a ...... on it Well, there's also sticky stuff, it's not clean clothes at all, it's clear that you took it off after doing something bad! ”

"Really? It shouldn't be......"

Gu Musheng touched it strangely, then put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it, and then he groaned, and asked with a sad and angry face,

"Little beauty, you have wronged me this time, this is saliva, if I guess correctly, this is your saliva, because there is a strawberry aroma in the saliva, and when you speak, there is also a sweet smell of strawberries, you should brush your teeth with strawberry flavored toothpaste!

Oh my God, you, what did you do to my Nenei last night after I fell asleep! ”

Saying that, Gu Musheng was like a little girl who had been forced by a group of strong men, holding the strip with a miserable face. The pants came over.

And Mo Xiaoyu was suddenly furious, and was about to explode, but he heard Yu Jing say, "Xiaoyu, don't panic, Mu Sheng is right about one thing, the toothpaste you use is indeed strawberry-flavored." ”

As he spoke, Yu Jing took Gu Musheng's inner . pants, put on the tip of the nose and sniff lightly, a residual male charge. The smell of Er Meng came to her nose, making Yu Jing's heart tremble with excitement inexplicably, and at the same time, she did smell the smell of strawberries from the position of the big pool of sticky.

"Mom, how can you smell his ......" Mo Xiaoyu was stunned when he saw Yu Jing's demeanor, and said incredulously.

"Mu Sheng helped our mother and daughter, so we can't wronged others." Yu Jing hurriedly explained, and continued, "Moreover, the sticky liquid smell on this is indeed your drooling, you, you used to dream of eating, so you like to drool, did you dream of eating something good last night!" ”

When Yu Jing said this, Mo Xiaoyu remembered that he did dream of going to eat barbecue with his best friend Bai Xiaoshi last night, and he ate a lot of skewers by himself, and his face was full of oil, and then Bai Xiaoshi handed him a red handkerchief to wipe the oil and water on his mouth......

"Oh maa!" Mo Xiaoyu exclaimed in his heart, could it be, the red handkerchief that wiped his mouth in his dream was this red inner ......

"Hmm!" Mo Xiaoyu suddenly felt uncomfortable in his stomach, a burst of sour water was rolling, and he hurriedly ran to the bathroom toilet and vomited!

"Wow-"

Mo Xiaoyu pitied himself while spitting, I really didn't expect that he actually put a man's inside last night. The pants are covered in the mouth, and there is so much saliva, woo woo, how do you still behave when this is passed out!

The cups that boys usually use, I don't use them, because the book says it's called indirect kissing, but this time, it's much more serious than indirect kissing, it's indirect biting!!

It's all Bai Xiaoshi, if she hadn't handed her a red handkerchief, she wouldn't have ......

Woo woo, I have to let Bai Xiaoshi invite me to dinner before I can forgive her!

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