Chapter 91: You Can't Touch Lao Tzu's Woman (One Change)
I'm not pulling cowhide or scaring nonsense, the main purpose of entering the mountain this time is to kill the bald head, not to mention the things he did that hurt the heavens and reason, just for He Xin and my happy life in the second half of his life, I not only want to stab him to death, but also uproot the entire Jiang family's industry.
If you want to eat and drink spicy food, live a life of hugging left and right, it is impossible without ambition, in this world, rich and powerful have everything.
After eating, I summoned all the young people in front of Uncle Dwarf, looked at them and asked.
"Do you know what the purpose of our entry into the mountain is, we are here to do illegal things, kill people and oversell goods, and there are people who regret it, fellow villagers, I don't embarrass you, go down the mountain tomorrow morning, but if anyone shouts outside, don't blame me for killing people without blinking!"
At that time, people's minds were very simple, not as complex as they are now, and I can't guarantee that everyone can share my heart, let alone be sure that they are brave enough to kill.
"What, Brother Short said to dig up treasures, you want us to kill people, that's not possible, I haven't tried the taste of mother-in-law, if I get caught and shot, our life will be over!"
"Yes, yes, Brother Shorty, how can you deceive us, I won't do anything to kill people!"
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A few young people talked about it, I expected that the dwarf didn't make it clear to them, but fortunately he brought it up, if he waited until he got to the place, let alone killing, he would probably have to be killed.
"Don't fucking be crooked, I can tell you, let's go into the mountain this time, the salary is 5,000 yuan, take a head, add another 5,000, no money, I see what you use to find your mother-in-law, you think about it, pee and take care of yourself, when can you earn 5,000 yuan!"
The dwarf glared and said, this is what I said before I set off, but it's not too late to talk about it now, according to the monthly salary of thirty-six yuan and eight cents in that era, five thousand yuan can be used for more than ten years, not to mention that they are not civil servants, and if they can earn ten yuan a month, they will step on shit, I believe that there will be brave men under the heavy reward.
After the dwarf finished speaking, those chattering young people suddenly fell silent, judging from the expressions on their faces, they must be very entangled and struggling in their hearts, what is the concept of five thousand yuan, that is the money that can marry a hundred mothers-in-law.
Qian and mother-in-law are the most attractive things, those young people quickly nodded in agreement, I smiled, picked up a 38 big cover and said to them: "Do you know how to shoot, three points and one line, the eyes see the aiming point, and shoot when the crosshair and the ruler notch coincide!" ”
Uncle Short wiped his greasy hands, grinned, asked me for a cigarette and said, "Shanzi, it's not right for you to say that, it's a three-point line to lift up half a millimeter, and a shot can burst out the brain!" ”
Chen Hui giggled when I heard it next to me, I touched the back of my head a little embarrassed, stuffed the gun into Chen Hui's hand, pinched her face and said: "Laughing fart, it's not what the big head said, go and rest, you have to hurry at dawn!" ”
Chen Hui probably didn't like to be pinched in the face, so she raised her foot and pressed down my crotch, she was very hard, making my two eggs extremely painful, blinking her eyes a few times, the pain was so painful that I actually burst into tears, if it weren't for so many people, I would definitely reach out and pick at her crotch to calculate the return.
The night in the mountains was very quiet, even the insects did not call, I sat and leaned against the tree and squinted my eyes and fell asleep, and in the second half of the night, there seemed to be something rubbing in my arms, which scared me to wake up with a thrill, and when I opened my eyes, it was Chen Hui who was pulling my pants.
Her face was red, as if she had been glancing for a long time, and her breathing was also very short, I looked at the few people who were sleeping horizontally and snoring, and hurriedly reached out to lift her pants, glared at her, and whispered.
"What are you doing, so many people, don't have convulsions, what's the hurry, didn't we say that the coming day will be long!"
Chen Hui ignored me completely, her head was facing my crotch, and before I finished speaking, she came up, pursed her mouth and kissed, in order to prevent her from continuing to mess around, I had to kiss her reluctantly, and then squeaked in her nest, making her whole body suddenly paralyzed, and fell into my arms.
I wanted her to give up, but I didn't think about it, but it made her very interested, so I had to reach out and put my arm around her waist, climb up with great difficulty, and drag her behind the tree.
The big tree completely obscured everyone's view, but I didn't want to waste her first time in this barren mountain, squeezed her hand, looked at her with a very serious look, and muttered quietly.
"Don't fucking make trouble, don't give me a whole problem at this juncture, when I go back, let's sleep immediately, let's do it if you like!"
"No, if I die here, I haven't tasted a man before I was alive, then it's not just a blind eye, let's stay away, sneaky, no one knows, don't worry!"
Chen Hui doesn't look like a joke, but how can I be in the mood to drill grass with her in this wilderness, I want to refuse, and I am afraid that she will shout loudly, thinking about agreeing, and I am afraid that people will bump into her, and I have been entangled for a while, and my brain has begun to sweat.
"Huh...... Hui'er, Shanzi doesn't sleep with you, I'll sleep with you, come, let's go to the grass! ”
The dwarf poked out half of his head from behind the big tree, and said without shame, although I couldn't see the expression on his face, but when I thought about it, I knew that it was extremely obscene.
Chen Hui told me that the dwarf had been thinking about her for a long time, and had touched her ass a few times unexpectedly, so I turned my head and glared at the dwarf, and looked at him with the kind of eyes that could kill and said.
"Fuck off, what's the matter with you, you want a woman, I can give you money to go out and find it, my side, if you fucking mess around, don't blame me for not being emotional!"
The dwarf touched his face in a sneer, and got out from behind the tree, and by the hazy moonlight, I found that his crotch was swollen, thinking that he must have secretly observed me and Chen Hui for a long time, and his body reacted, but I didn't dare to shout loudly about this kind of thing, and it was okay to kick the dwarf.
The dwarf took three or two steps forward, opened his pants, and began to pee on a wild flower, and he didn't know if he was on fire or eating garlic, after a few sounds, the air was full of commotion, and good things were stirred up, Chen Hui pinched his nose and walked to the side angrily.
Pulling urine is the same as sneezing, it is estimated that it will be contagious, I saw that the short man was urinating, and I also walked over and pulled down his pants to pee, and at the same time said to him.
"Shorty, take what I tell you seriously, don't blame me when the comes, if you want to find a woman, I won't stop you, tell my brother if you don't have money, but you'd better not touch it when you're around me!"
"It's done, mother-in-law and mother-in-law all day long, don't touch it, what's the big deal, go to sleep, it's estimated that you will be able to get to the place tomorrow afternoon, don't be soft when you fuck ......"
(End of chapter)