Chapter 990: The Fat Man of Sophistry
As soon as Wu saw that the blind man was more and more excited, he completely believed that this was a misunderstanding, so he took the blind man's hand and hurriedly reassured,
"Blind, don't think about it, I just drank a little broken wine, and my brain is a little bit unturned, just now I heard Wan Qian say that you lied to us, and I was a little rushed to speak, don't ......"
Before Wu Yi finished speaking, the fat man came over with a toothpick and picked his teeth, and scolded,
"I said blind, what did you say to Xiao Wu just now, why did I seem to hear that you were going to take off your pants and say that you learned this from me? It's really a fart, when did Lao Tzu teach you to take off your pants in front of a man to compare the size? ”
After the blind man listened to Wu Yi's words, he didn't breathe a sigh of relief here, but he was nervous by the fat man again, and he turned around and grabbed the fat man's arm to explain in a good voice, saying that the fat man, you talked about Huang all the way. Joke, old man, this ......
The fat man is different from Wu Yi, he doesn't eat the blind man directly, and finally he wants to blackmail the blind man, and he will go to Wu Lao Liu's house tomorrow, you must let Wu Lao Liu prepare more good wine and good food, and it is best to get some wild meat, of course, these are what you want to eat, but don't get involved with the fat man and me!
The blind man had no other choice but to slap his chest and say that these were all wrapped up in the old man!
After a few people returned to the small hotel, they rested early, although the beds and shower rooms in the small hotel were dirty and simple, and there were cockroaches and rats, but these didn't have much to do with Wu Yi and a few people, after all, the ancient tomb was much more simple than this, and it was very dangerous, and they dared to fall asleep when they were tired, let alone here.
After getting up in the morning, under the leadership of Wu Dajiang, they found a black car on the side of the road and went to Hero Mountain.
More than an hour later, the black car drove into the mountain road, on both sides of the mountain road, every few tens of meters hundreds of meters, you can see a small red flag planted on the side of the road, Wu Dajiang said that the hero mountain is named after the People's Liberation Army temple after all, so the people in several nearby counties here are very respectful of the soldiers, and they are also very patriotic, almost every household has a small national flag, and a lot of them are also planted on the road.
After more than an hour, the car drove to a fork in the mountain road, in front of which was a very steep slope downward, the car could not continue to move forward, and the chassis of the car had to be scrapped by grinding again, so after Wu Dajiang paid for the car, several people got off the car in this position.
Wu Yi looked at the steep and high slope in front of him, it was like standing on the edge of a cliff, and he said in his heart that this was too steep, and people couldn't keep their balance on the slope at all, so they had to roll down like a watermelon!
If you want to go around, you have to go to both sides of a lot of unjust roads, and the mountain road is different from the outside roads, the outside roads are all roads leading to Rome, all of which are interconnected, but the mountain road, if you don't follow the road left by the predecessors, then you have to reopen the road in the half-human height of the barren grass and thorns, this is not a small project, being bitten by snakes and insects is a trivial matter, and you will get lost if you don't walk a few steps inside.
Therefore, after Wu Yi and the others looked at the form, they all turned their heads to look at Wu Dajiang, which means that this is your mountain, you are the head snake, how do you say to go over, Wu Dajiang laughed a few times easily, and pointed to the low mountain directly opposite this mountain.
"That's where my grandfather and I live, you see there's a small house halfway up the mountain, and my grandfather should be basking in the sun in the yard at this time."
After that, he looked at everyone and smiled,
"I have a way to get over this slope, you guys wait here!"
After saying that, Wu Dajiang turned around and went directly to a bush next to him, the grass was very high, and he squatted again, so a few people couldn't see what he was doing in it, so the fat man pinched his nose and muttered,
"Oh, this grandson won't suddenly have a tummy upset, and then go into it to solve personal problems, right?"
As soon as the fat man finished speaking, Wu Dajiang came out of the grass again, and he was still pulling a round iron basin the size of a bathtub in his hand, and when he came over, Wu Yi saw clearly, there was an eye drilled on the outer edge of the iron basin, and two strands of mountaineering rope were tied to the eye, and the other end of the rope was tied to a large iron solid chisel more than 20 centimeters long.
Wu Dajiang said with a smile, because there are only two people living here, he and his grandfather, so he has to rely on this iron basin to cross this slope on weekdays, and as for other ways to go out, he wedged the big chisel on the ground above the slope with a stone, and then let Wu Yi and Bai Yue sit in the iron basin first.
This iron basin is smaller than the bathtub and not much smaller, it is more than enough for two people, Wu Yi and Bai Yue both sat in, and then Wu Dajiang gently pushed, and the iron basin slid directly down the slope.
This slope is estimated to have been specially cleaned by Wu Dajiang and his grandfather, the slope is full of soft soil, not even a stone, so the feeling of sitting in the iron basin and sliding down, in addition to the soft soil raised by the iron basin is a little choking, so fascinated that you can't open your eyes, in fact, it is not the same as riding a roller coaster, there is no imaginary bumps, although the appearance conditions seem to be a little simple, but the feeling is the same.
This reminded Wu Yi of the fact that when he was a child in the big puddle in his hometown, he stood on the edge of the pit and slipped along the drainage canal into the pit, the outside of the drainage canal was wrapped in a layer of foreign ash, which was very smooth but easy to rub and heat, and every time he slid down, his butt was worn like he was on fire, and his pants were worn out a lot, but at that time, he was very happy in his heart.
This slope is nearly twenty meters long, and it landed in a few seconds, and then Wu Yi and Baiyue jumped out of the iron basin, and the iron basin was pulled up again by Wu Dajiang, and then after a while, the blind man and Ye Wuxin sat on it again and slid down, but when it was the fat man's turn, the fat man stretched out his head to look down, his head shook like a rattle, and he refused to sit in the basin for anything.
Wu Yi suddenly remembered that the fat man was not afraid of heaven and earth, but he was afraid of heights, which was comparable to the blind man's fear of injections and blood drawings.
Wu Yi sighed, a little regretful, and said in his heart that he knew that he was not the first to come down just now, and he could still laugh at the fat man and take advantage of the words if he stayed on it, who made him laugh at himself often on weekdays.
Just thinking about it, Wu Dajiang had already squatted in the iron basin by himself and slid down, and after he landed, he shouted at it,
"Fat brother, I'm here, you pull the basin back, this time you sit in it by yourself, don't worry about the basin will overturn!"
said, and explained to Wu Yi, "Fat brother, he said that he was too fat, and he was afraid that the two of us would not be able to stand it together, so let me come down first." ”
Wu Yi nodded on the surface, but in his heart he was talking bullshit, it is estimated that the grandson was scared to scream when he came down, and he lost face as a big brother in front of your kid, and it is estimated that he is thinking about how to come down at this time!
Sure enough, before Wu Yi could finish thinking about it, the fat man pouted above and called,
"Xiao Wu, blind man, a few of you go first, fat man, I see that the scenery on the top is good, I came to Yaxing for a while, poetry is great, I think about it, I can make two poems that will flow for centuries to give our Hero Mountain a long reputation, so that the people of the world know that there is a People's Liberation Army Temple in our Hero Mountain, setting off a wave of patriotism, love the party and love the people, and respond to the call of his old man!"
Wu Dajiang scratched his head and said What is beautiful on the top, they are all lying on the mountain, and I was about to say that we will wait for you here for a while, Wu Yi pulled Wu Dajiang and said that the fat man wants to see the scenery from above, just let him see it, let's go first, you don't have to care about him.
Although Wu Dajiang was full of puzzlement, he still shouted at the fat man after thinking about it, and said Fat brother, we are waiting for you at home, after you finish the poem, hurry down and hurry down, after speaking, he rushed to his house with Wu Yi and the others with great interest.
After going down the slope, as long as you continue to walk forward, you will arrive at Wu Dajiang's residence, although his home is halfway up the mountain, but the terrain here is relatively high, so from this position is actually only a little more difficult than taking the stairs, it took no more than fifteen minutes to come to his door.
Wu Dajiang's house is a dirt house, but the soil is mixed with sand and gravel, so it is also very strong, from the outside it looks like a farmhouse, and there are two big red lanterns hanging at the door, pasted with couplets.
After the blind man came to the door, he was extremely nervous and excited, Wu Dajiang opened the door, and he was the first to stagger in.
"Sixth, sixth brother, are you there, my brother has come to see you!"
However, the blind man shouted several times in a row, but no one in the room answered, and Wu Dajiang also shouted a few times as he walked to the hall, but he did not hear his grandfather's movement.
Wu Yi muttered a sentence when he heard Wu Dajiang beside him, saying that it shouldn't be, grandpa doesn't go out on weekdays, and as he spoke, Wu Dajiang pushed open the door of the hall and walked inside, wanting to see if his grandfather was sleeping.
It's just that as soon as he took two steps, Wu Dajiang didn't know what he suddenly saw, and suddenly the whole person froze in place, frowned, and exclaimed!
Thank you for the support of the three brothers, Bai Ye, Love and Mako, and Shankou ~Thank you~
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