Hey, I'm leaving the day after tomorrow!

I shook my head and smiled wryly at the door for the short man, but at this time, Chen Hui was so energetic that she actually hugged me in the back, I guessed that she might have seen an exciting scene, which caused Holmon to explode.

Anyway, it didn't take long to delay, so I simply sent someone to find Zhang Fang and Lili, and entered the room with Chen Hui in my arms.

Facing the three wolf-like mothers-in-law, I felt a little worried, but this is the first time I have experienced this, and after all of them are smooth, I will completely let go.

One day and two nights, we spent all the time in the room, we didn't even go out to eat and pee, in addition to the things we had sex with, we also talked about disgusting topics, from anatomy to the excretory system, from the little widow to the old nun.

This is not surprising, people take off their clothes are the same, they are all despicable and obscene, and then this unlimited time passes quickly, until Lao She came to urge me, I was unwilling, and reluctantly put on clothes and went out.

Tian Laosi brought more than 50 people, and made a lot of iron and firearms, and in addition, he also brought a handsome girl.

I thought that I couldn't lose to him, and I also called out to Lili, she was tall, where to stand, the mother-in-law next to Tian Laosi suddenly dimmed.

"Can I go?"

I asked Lao She, and he nodded, and led the group to the suburbs, followed by a strange man in a cloak and hat, and judging by the smell of incense around him, I was sure that it was a good-looking mother-in-law.

Short, pockmarked, and a few ruthless people with good skills, I only brought less than ten people, Tian Laosi is obviously inexperienced, digging graves is not fighting, the soldiers are expensive but not too many, too many are eye-catching.

A few sacks of iron and firearms, it is impossible to take the train, but I never expected to ride a horse to Ningxia, this kind of thing is very hurtful, and my balls are about to peel off along the way.

When I felt that Ningxia was half a year later, everyone was tired and looked gloomy, and then Lao She told me that I had to change into a camel and walk in the desert for a month.

So, the question arises, what about the camels, where are the camels?

I glanced at the endless yellow sand, and instantly muttered in my heart, this hot weather, walking on the desert for a month, even the fucking iron has to turn into water.

"Old-timer, you're a monster, but we're not, this place has been walking for a month, you're kidding!" I was a little timid, rolled over and dismounted.

Lao She didn't look at me, he looked straight at the depths of the desert and said: "Don't worry, let's find a guide, Boss Tian, let your people go to find water, everyone rests, the desert is not suitable for rushing during the day, let's set off again at night!" ”

I glanced at Tian Laosi, his face was full of unhappiness, raised his hand to let the brother go, and then dismounted, walked to my side, looked at Lao She who was walking under the ruins, and muttered in a low voice.

"Brother Shan, the one with the hat on the embankment, I look more evil than Lao She, on such a hot day, cover yourself, either sick or a monster, look, when you enter the depths of the desert, their fox tails will be exposed!"

I followed Tian Laosi's line of sight and glanced at it, the hat monster did not leave Lao She an inch, his whole body was wrapped, I couldn't see any clues, and I couldn't guess what kind of murder weapon he might be carrying.

He looked up at me as I looked at him, and shuddered even through the black brim of his hat, which seemed to have two eyes in the back.

"Fourth, this person is indeed evil, but I guess she is a girl, what do you think!"

"Brother Shan, don't smell it's a woman, I can tell you, there is a kind of man who looks like a woman abroad, this old She is a monster, the devil knows who he befriended!"

Tian Laosi and I discussed in a whisper, but the dwarf suddenly made a mistake at this time, pointed at the hat monster and shouted: "Hey, hey, you fucking make it like a zongzi in broad daylight, and it hasn't rained this day, take off the hat to take a look, and see if it's the sister of the country!" ”

I glared at the dwarf, but he couldn't see me at all, and the hat freak was not very good-tempered, so he stooped down and picked up a rock, threw it three or two times, and then suddenly smashed it at the dwarf.

With a bang, the dwarf's forehead instantly became red and swollen, so angry that he picked up a handful of dirt, and was about to raise his hand over, I hurriedly stepped forward, stopped him, and looked at the hat man with a fist and said.

"I'm sorry, my brother's head was squeezed through the door, so don't be like him!" After speaking, without waiting for the hat man to move, I pulled the dwarf and ran to the crowd to squat down, raised my hand to give him a brain collapse and said.

"You're looking for death, Lao She and him are fucking monsters, don't provoke him if you have nothing to do, you have to be vigilant for me along the way, don't blame me for not reminding you if I lost my head!"

"Brother Shanzi, we have been so sideways for the past 20 years, what are you cowardly, this thing is squatting and peeing, I saw it on the way, how much more can a mother-in-law have, and there are only four taels of meat on her chest than us!"

The dwarf grinned as he grabbed the skull that I had played a little painfully, and I was amazed at his luck to see the hat monster pee, pat him on the shoulder, and laugh.

"Hehe, then tell me, is her butt white or black, is there curly hair, and does the urine smell fishy or strong?"

"This ...... Hurriedly glance, how can you look carefully! The dwarf frowned, and looked at me with a puzzled look on his face.

I pursed my lips, lowered my voice, and scolded: "I haven't seen anything, why do you say that she is a girl, can't men squat down and pee, I can warn you, this person is very evil, especially the fragrance on his body, he will be confused if he smells too much!" ”

It wasn't for me to say anything, for I was so close to the hat-bearers on the way, and the smell was refreshing at first, but over time I almost rolled off my horse several times.

"Li Shan, you go to find the guide, this is the map!" Lao She came behind me at some point, suddenly spoke, handed me a strip of rag, and said with a grunt.

I stretched out my hand to take it, and scolded Lao She's ancestors for eighteen generations in my heart, it was a barren place, where did Lao Tzu find a guide?

Suddenly, I felt a little stabbing my instep, and when I looked down, it was a short man, who looked at me and kept squeezing his eyes, I thought about it, nodded and agreed to Lao She.

I understand what the dwarf meant, he wanted to take the opportunity to dump Lao She and Tian Laosi, but I never dreamed that Lao She would let the hat monster go with me.

There was no way, it was already difficult to ride a tiger, so I took a dozen people and rode to the northwest.

Suffice it to say, the temperature was unimaginably high, and an egg could be fried in an instant on the gravel, and after less than ten minutes of running, my horse was foaming at the mouth and fell to the ground......

(End of chapter)