The fat man was very emotional when he said this, and this kind of emotion is usually difficult to see on his body on weekdays, Wu Yi felt a little weird, and his doubts were even more prevalent, and he said to the fat man,

"At this time, you don't have to say anything to believe it or not, as long as you say it, I will believe it, even if you say that you just hung yourself up and played on the swing on it, I will believe you!"

The fat man temporarily withdrew his gaze from the water and glanced at Wu Yiyi,

"You're swinging head-down, I'll tell you the truth, I chased the wooden bird all the way here, the wooden bird was in front of me and behind me, it was fast, but whenever it was about to shake me off, it would stop and wait for me for a while.

Actually, I could see that something was strange at the time, and the wooden bird seemed to be deliberately trying to lure me here, but the baby was right in front of me, and I was reluctant to stop until I came here.

The wooden bird flew up to the stone bridge as soon as it came, and I didn't think much about it, but at that moment, the speed of the wooden bird increased at once, and it flew to the other side of the bridge, out of my sight, and I was busy speeding up, but I had just run two steps before I had to stop!

Because a few steps ahead of me there was a woman standing!

This woman is very delicate, very beautiful, and very classical, just like she came out of an old painting, she stands in the middle of the bridge without wearing anything, and I have to pass by her if I want to pass! ”

Even though Wu Yi was already fully mentally prepared, he was still extremely surprised when he heard this, and he turned his head to look around, but he didn't see any trace of a woman at all, and the fat man then said angrily,

The woman stood on the bridge and looked at me, and her two long, thin hands slid on either side of her head, and I was stunned for a moment, and I thought to myself, how can there be a light in this hellish place. Fart. What about the woman in the shares? What was she doing there?

I looked at her twice more and realized she was actually combing her hair! My good man, Lao Tzu was cold all over at that time, in this abandoned ancestral hall for I don't know how long, I suddenly saw a person standing in the dark combing his hair, if I wasn't bold, I would have been scared to death by her on the spot!

But Lao Tzu is not frightened, even if the opposite is a female ghost, Lao Tzu dares to fight with her, after calming down, he said to her that the dog is not in the way, no matter who you are, please let go first, but I said it several times, the woman never ignored me, just combed her hair vigorously, like a robot, very mechanical in moving her arms. ”

The fat man pointed to a bridge not far away,

"She was standing there, and if you didn't believe me, you could go over and see if there were any of her footprints there."

Wu Yi turned his head and shone a few times with a flashlight, there were indeed a lot of chaotic footprints there, but it was too chaotic to tell who left those footprints, but judging from the size, it seemed that there were footprints of only the fat man.

The fat man also looked at it a few times, and was surprised, and then explained that maybe his footprints covered the other party, this is not the point, the focus is on the things behind, the fat man continued,

"I was thinking of catching the wooden bird and returning to join you, lest you chase the wrong direction at that fork in the road, so I prepared to run in front of the woman, whether she was a human or a ghost, and I would be fine as long as I didn't provoke her.

But his grandmother. Yes, I don't provoke her, but she takes the initiative to provoke me, and as soon as I get closer, she pesters her! ”

The fat man accentuated his tone a little and said,

"Attention, I'm talking about wrapping it up, just like a snake, I didn't see how she came over, I felt that her body was soft, her arms were wrapped around my neck, and her two legs also climbed to Lao Tzu's waist, and the whole person was like a koala, hanging on me!"

"Xiao Wu, you know that I am a human being, although we like to cause trouble, but we will never easily provoke women, but at that time, I didn't know which tendon was wrong, and I reached out and hugged her, and then she lay on my ear and said to me, please hold her a little tighter, although I am 10,000 unwilling, but the two hands do not listen to the call of my brain at all, and hold her tighter!"

The fat man said and pointed to himself,

"You see, after we fought with those human-faced monster birds before, we were almost naked, and the woman was wearing nothing, this hug, that feeling reminded Lao Tzu of a few mothers-in-law and aunts in his hometown, and his heart was in chaos.

Then the woman began to stick out her tongue and rub it on Lao Tzu's face. , don't mention the feeling at the time, I was excited and impatient, and my brain was completely out of control, and finally my heart said that the pomegranate skirt was dead, and I was going to do something about it, so I was ready to enjoy it first, but at that time, the woman grabbed my neck with her hand!

She looked skinny and boneless, but her strength was really greater than that of a man, and those two hands were like two iron tongs, and after choking my neck, I didn't even have the strength to resist, and my eyes fainted in a few seconds. ”

The fat man patted his chest with palpitations, and then pointed to his neck and asked,

"Do you see if there are any pinch marks on my neck? If there is, it will just prove that I didn't make up nonsense to lie to you! ”

Wu Yi looked at the fat man's neck, and sighed in his heart, there were indeed some finger marks on his neck, which were left by someone who pinched him too hard!

To be honest, what kind of bare fart the fat man said just now. After hearing this, Wu Yi had two bold conjectures, thinking that it might just be some kind of hint on the fat man's nerves, so there were some hallucinations that were difficult to distinguish between truth and falsehood, or that the woman was completely a spring made by the fat man after he passed out. dreams, but after seeing the clear handprints on the fat man's neck at this time, his two conjectures were self-defeating, whether it was a hallucination or a dream, it was impossible to really leave scars.

Wu Yi's expression became much more solemn, and he listened to the fat man continue,

"I was unconscious after I passed out, and when I was conscious again, I found you, I vaguely heard you call my name, and I woke up completely, but at that time my mind was still a piece of paste, I saw you walking this way with a flashlight, and I was stunned for a moment, and my heart said how are you walking on the roof, and then I was stunned, and then I reacted, not you walked on the roof, but I . was hung headfirst down from the roof!

It really scared the hell out of me, and I wanted to open my mouth to ask you for help, but no matter how much I shouted, I just couldn't make a sound! ”

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