Chapter 696: Let's go, let's fight!
Mu Tang said: "Jade, you go to another house to play games." Let me talk to your mom. Rest assured, the authentic food of 'Tori Island' is waiting for you to enjoy, and you will never be able to run away. ”
Tong Xiangyu stomped her foot, "Oh, my brother is in the mood to play games now." ”
Xishijie said: "Then go find a piece of mud to play with." Hmph, the old lady wants to listen to what you can say. ”
"Wow, yes!" Tong Xiangyu jumped and stomped angrily, "Brother go, brother go, right?" Then he walked to the bedroom in a huff, opened the door, and slammed it shut. The moment she closed the door, Tong Xiangyu put her ears behind the door, blinked her big eyes, and wanted to eavesdrop, but she didn't know if the sound insulation effect of the room was too good, or because of other reasons, her ears moved several positions, and even lay on the ground, sticking to the gap between the bottom of the door and the ground, and still couldn't hear any sound.
Tong Xiangyu climbed up unwillingly, "Hmph, I'm angry!" They all treat my brother as a child, and I don't let my brother know anything, damn it! ”
She walked to the side of the bed, paused for a second, and threw herself on it with a flutter, bounced twice by the soft bed, turned over and over for a while, she flipped up, and grabbed the five-finger volley, and the remote control on the bedside table flew into her hand - if Mu Tang was here, he would definitely be surprised, because the telekinesis requires the use of "telekinesis", and "telekinesis" is the exclusive skill of "superpower"!
"Di" pressed the switch,Turn on the soul crystal TV,There is no good-looking program,It's all about the future direction of the relationship between "Kyushu" and "Dongri Island",All kinds of reports,All kinds of expert interviews,All kinds of predictions,And so on,Some say they want to fight,Some say they can't fight,Some worry about whether they can win the battle...... These are quite boring for Tong Xiangyu.
"Forget it, brother still play games. Hmph, anyway, I can't interject where I go. Turning off the soul crystal film and television machine, Tong Xiangyu snorted, threw away the remote control, turned out the game console and started playing, and after a while, he was full of energy, completely immersed in the refreshing game.
In the living room, Mu Tang and Xishijie have already started a duel like a sword......
"Really?"
"No just no way!"
"Not negotiable?"
"Don't even think about it."
"If you're worried about Xiangyu's safety, then you have to worry a lot, I'm fully capable of protecting her."
"Protect her? Hmph, do you know how big a leak you stabbed this time? You can't even protect yourself, and you still protect my daughter? ”
"You know I can't protect Xiangyu? Besides, you think I'm trying to poke a leak? Who am I doing this for? Isn't it to carry forward the fearless revolutionary dedication spirit of serving the country without fear and loyalty? I have made meritorious contributions to the motherland, and I have been robbed for the country. Now I want to pull a girl to travel and relax, I'll just ask for this, it's not too much, right? ”
"Hmph, if you want to find a sister to travel and relax, you can find another home, and see if the old lady cares."
"I can't look down on other girls, so I want Xiangyu!"
"You can't find my Xiangyu!"
"Auntie, you're too lenient, aren't you? Xiangyu didn't say anything......"
"Don't talk to my mother about this! She is not yet sixteen years old, and she does not have full capacity for conduct, and I, the supervisor, have the final say! You go and ask, is there a parent in the world who would let a man jump into a fire pit with his daughter? ”
"How can it be so serious as you say? Jump into the fire pit! 'Higashiri Island' is also a fire pit? Not even a stove. It's not just me, isn't there also a sea dance? Even if you can't trust me, you can't trust her? ”
"Then you let her come and talk to me!"
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You and I said a word of-for-tat, and finally fell into a dead end, no one spoke, big eyes and small eyes stared, without blinking, I don't know I thought it was in the game to see who stared the longest without blinking.
At last......
Mu Tang said: "Speaking of which, in the final analysis, don't you think I don't have the ability to protect Xiangyu?" It's not interesting for us to talk so much here, just fight! A fist is more convincing than a mouth, right? If I lose, don't say a word, pat my ass and roll up and leave. Instead, Xiangyu will follow me. What do you think? ”
Xishi Jie said: "Yo! Listening to your tone, you're quite confident. But I refuse! What if you defeat me? Now you are offending not one or two people, but a whole country! It is still the number one country in the world in terms of national strength! Although 'Dongri Island' is like a grandson in front of 'Na'vi', but apart from 'Na'mi', when have you ever seen it coax? There are many people who are better than me in 'Higashiri Island'. Do you want to prove yourself? Well, as long as you can prove that you are a 'saint', I promise not to say a word. ”
Mu Tang rolled his eyes, then sighed, and said with a solemn face: "Since this is the case......"
Xishijie said: "What do you want?" ”
Mu Tang said: "Originally, I didn't want to say it, but since Aunt Xishi is so decisive, then I can only tell the truth." If you think that I took Tong Xiangyu to 'Dongri Island' this time for myself, then you think of me badly. Actually, I did it for Xiangyu's sake. Xishi Jie's mouth was dry, and she picked up the bottle and was drinking water, and when she heard Mu Tang say this, she glanced at him with a sneer, "Oh? Then tell me, why did you take her to 'Dongri Island' for the sake of Xiangyu? ”
Mu Tang sighed again and said, "Aunt Xishi, it seems that you have misunderstood me quite a lot." Alas, I was a real failure. Do you think I'm not afraid of death, so I have to go there to die after admitting that I poisoned the 'Prime Minister of Tori Island'? It's not impossible! It's true that I can't stay in Kyushu right now, but I can go to other countries. The 'Russian Empire' in the north, Europa in the west, or simply to 'Na'vi', they should be happy to provide me with political asylum by my own ability. What can 'Tori Island' do with me? But why did I go to 'Higashiri Island'? ”
If it doesn't work, Mu Tang will come to the soft one and play the bitter card.
Xishijie leaned back on the soft sofa and changed into a comfortable position, "Then tell me, for what?" ”
Mu Tang said: "Aunt Xishi, do you remember that I told you before, I will go into the archives of the 'Qin Emperor Ancestral Dragon City'." ”
"Hmm. And then what? ”
Mu Tang said: "The knowledge inheritance of the 'Great Qin Era' is different from now. They have special skills that allow them to transfer knowledge directly into people's brains, rather than having to learn it as they do now. I entered the archives of the 'Qin Emperor Ancestral Dragon City' by mistake, and I didn't know what mechanism was triggered, so some knowledge and information of the 'Great Qin Era' was instilled into my mind. I don't memorize them all, except that occasionally something pops out of my head or, when I need to, a little bit more. ”
Xishijie said: "So now your brain is a treasure trove?" But does that have anything to do with what we said earlier? ”
Mu Tang said: "Of course it matters. Because the last time I communicated with my aunt because of the 'Reincarnation Jade', more information about the 'Reincarnation Jade' popped up in my mind, and there were even 'Sunrise Sword' and 'Divine Wind Fire Fan'. The information was very cluttered and it took me a while to sort it out. According to the records of the 'Great Qin Archives', the 'Reincarnation Jade' alone is not enough to completely change Tong Xiangyu's defective genes, and it also requires the cooperation of two other treasures. ”
Xishi Jie frowned and said, "Last time, you said that the 'reincarnation jade' was harmful to Xiangyu, but now Xiangyu is not good?" And her strength has also improved by leaps and bounds recently, and she has reached the 'superhuman realm'. ”
Hmph, if I hadn't secretly done something by myself, you can see if the "Reincarnation Jade" is harmful or beneficial to Xiangyu. Mu Tang said: "Okay, I admit it, I was reckless last time. But I'm not also for Tong Xiangyu, it's messy to care. Now that Xiangyu's situation is getting better and better, of course I am happier than anyone else. But since the 'Great Qin Archives' has such a record, and I happen to know it, I can't assume that I don't know, right? If the 'Reincarnation Jade' is able to solve all the problems, then of course it will be joyful. But what if something really goes wrong...... We're prepared, aren't we? ”
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"Moreover, it is a good thing that Xiangyu's strength has improved. However, don't you think that the speed at which Xiangyu's strength is increasing is a little abnormal? If something is abnormal, there must be a demon. I finally learned the 'best in the world' cooking. In case something happens, I can also give Xiangyu a diet therapy, I'm not wrong, right? ”
"No. 1 in the world? Hmph, you're so embarrassed. Xishijie's tone was much softer.
Mu Tang knew that he had gone to Xishi Jie's heart, "Hehe, I am the champion of the 'No. 1 Chef Conference in the World', hand-picked by thirteen top chefs, I am not the No. 1 in the world, who else is qualified to be called the No. 1 in the world." ”
Xishijie said: "Then are you sure to get the other two treasures?" ”
"Not sure!"
Mu Tang's such a simple answer made Xishi Jie stunned, "I'm not sure you're still going?" ”
"Alas! Gotta try. What if it happens? With the Hai Dance Teacher with her, 'Dongri Island' is her hometown, and with her leading the way, the success rate should increase a lot. But she couldn't let that know. If she knew that I was going to 'Tori Island' to steal a national treasure, I don't know if she would be willing to do so. In short, it's time to act when the time comes. ”
Nishijie was silent.
Mu Tang looked at her and waited for the result.
Suddenly, Xishijie stood up and said, "Let's go, let's fight!" ”
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