Chapter 147: The Enemy Appears!
The people below quickly evacuated, and a figure suddenly appeared above the football field, only to see him naturally floating in the air, surrounded by three round balls, staggered tracks, and fast speed, with the style of an elemental mage.
The kid was holding a mobile phone in his hand, bared his teeth with a smug face, and said, "How is it, old iron." The most classic scenes of Shaolin football are recreated, although there are some strange things mixed in, but overall it is still great. Look at that ghost grappler, whoosh whoosh......"
Speaking of excitement, he tossed his phone aside and scratched his hands up, down, left and right, imitating the appearance of a grappler.
The phone floats in the air, motionless,
The screen kept swiping, and the text of various colors jumped out one after another.
“666! Arhat awakens and exerts great might! ”
"It's really Stephen Chow, I saw him!"
"Doesn't anyone think it's wrong? This plot should be that they were mighty after being Haibian, and the tiger body was shocked to recover the little brother, and the Shaolin team was formed. Why were the senior brother and the second senior brother knocked out? And what's the deal with the extra five people? ”
"That's right, in the plot, it's six people against 11 people, why are the two teams 11 people this time, where did the extra five people come from?"
"Piggy, come out and explain! You're not going to run to the side again, are you? ”
"I'm so envious, I can actually cross over!"
……
The kid looked proud, gestured with both hands, and said, "I want to know, brush up the gift!" Whether it's a flower rose villa or a big yacht, the road leads to me to fire. ”
A gift floated by the phone screen!
"It's a bad appetite, but who let you cross the plane. Accept Amei, accept Amei, I want to see Amei! ”
"Learn martial arts from a teacher, I don't want to look at magic, I want to watch martial arts, watch the eighteen palms of the dragon!"
"Upstairs is the second goods, youth football, using Shaolin martial arts, and the eighteen palms of the dragon are the beggars' peers, I think it's better to use Jiuyang magic skills!"
"Agreed!"
"Plus one!"
"Plus two!"
……
The kid smiled and said, "Don't worry, everyone, but the little pig is slowly probing." This is obviously strange on the outside, but it's not the first time we've encountered this situation, and we're experienced. Besides......"
He made a foolish face and said with a weird smile: "Brother Xiong's doping is a good thing, as long as you take an injection, you can become a superman in an instant." Directly beat the protagonist into a dog! Can't let it go, definitely can't let it go! ”
There was jubilation on the screen of the phone.
"That's right! You can't let it go, if you use this thing on the bed......"
"Little Pig learns martial arts!"
"Good things, I want it too!"
"Weakly ask, don't you want to know, how did this group of football hooligans become so powerful? Is there a Shaolin football being pressed to the ground and rubbed? ”
"That's right! Both of them were knocked unconscious, and the senior brother vomited blood! ”
"There's a problem, there's definitely a problem!"
The kid touched his chin and snapped his fingers: "Since all the old irons disagree, then the old rules, go and touch the bottom of Brother Xiong, explore the mystery of doping and throw flowers!" Get ready to dig to the bottom and look for the universal cause of the plane's toffee! Begin! ”
“……”
"I'm a salted fish, I'll only shout 666!"
"The longest road I've ever walked is your routine!"
"The urban routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside, the rural roads are also slippery, and people's hearts are more complicated, alas, accept your fate!"
On the screen of the mobile phone, the pattern of flowers and the pattern of toffee alternate, like a crucian carp crossing a river.
The kid looked at it twice and said, "13500 to 9400, the results are out!" It seems that everyone is more interested in the cause of the plane mutation! It won't be because of the last time the Qing Dynasty plane, the experience of cleaning up the female Xiangyan was inverted, right? ”
The barrage paused slightly, and then the storm struck.
"How is that possible? We're pure.,Ravaging crossing women.,Femdom crossing women and the like.,I don't like to look at grin (tsundere face).。 ”
"Little pig, you win my heart!"
"I want to see femdom, I want to see femdom!"
"Hold back your talk, it's enough to come once!"
The kid nodded: "Since the old iron is all in one mind, the little pig has nothing to say, let's go!" ”
I saw his hands swinging slightly, and the breeze around his body instantly changed direction, and he was really afraid that there would be floating objects that would become horizontal pushes, and the whole person flew up.
At this moment, an alarm suddenly came from the mobile phone screen, and the screen was soaked in blood-like red, and the three cameras rotating on the track around them trembled violently, emitting red light in unison, and screaming like a mechanical sound.
"Warning, warning, the Stability Maintenance Society's space-time probe has been discovered, the agent will appear in five seconds, please escape as soon as possible, please escape as soon as possible!"
The kid's grinning face immediately changed color, and he stretched out his hand to connect the dots on his chest, and layers of mysterious magic arrays overlapped, and its flight speed increased suddenly.
It was as if it had changed from a classic car to a rocket in an instant, and the explosion sound that broke the sound barrier in an instant was heard far away, and the whole person quickly disappeared into the sky like a missile.
And at this moment, the space cracked a gap in time and space with difficulty, and a person was forcefully squeezed out inside.
This person is more than two meters tall, bald, and wearing a silver leotard that shows the muscles of the whole body and the vomiting shape of sensitive parts, looking like a leotard pervert.
His shoulders were stamped with two triangular stamps, his skin was pale, his face was expressionless, and the two of them had no emotion at noon, like a glass ball for Hou'an.
The moment he came out, he stared at a long cloud road in the air.
Simply glanced around, quickly confirmed the direction, and didn't see how he moved, the whole person suddenly disappeared, and then appeared more than 100 meters away, then disappeared, and then appeared more than 100 meters away.
He flashes very fast, hundreds of times a second.
Often, a figure has just appeared, and it has disappeared, leaving only a single afterimage to dissipate.
Looking in the air, you can only see a series of afterimages gradually dissipating, and you will never be able to catch the bald man's tail.
In just a dozen seconds, the bald man locked on the figure of the live broadcast boy.
He opened his mouth slightly, and said in an emotionless voice: "Unknown dimension "Shaolin Football" plane, it was found that the live broadcast system crossed the male, the plot was destroyed by less than 15%, and it was in the security category, and the first plan of the election regulations was dealt with, only the crossing male was cleaned up, the live broadcast system was destroyed, and the original energy was recovered.
Closely monitor the plot trend, and if it is found that the change is more than 35%, it can carry out military intervention to forcibly remove abnormal units and put the plot back on track. ”
I saw that his figure flashed, and he suddenly appeared in front of the live broadcast boy, and he didn't look at his hideous face as if he was going to fight hard, and his right hand slowly stretched out.
The kid was moving rapidly, and he didn't have time to turn around, and the whole person hit him straight up.
It's like waiting for a rabbit.,Treat yourself as a piece of meat.,Inserted raw into the arm.。
Like a big gun, it smashed the door of the kid's face through his brain and into his neck.
I didn't leave a single word, and I just burped and caught a cold.
The three cameras around him, and the mobile phone that had been floating around him, seemed to have lost their lives and fell at the same time.
The bald man's other hand slowly stretched out, and he didn't see how he moved, and four gadgets appeared in the palm of his hand.
He clenched his palm, only to hear a click, and when he opened it again, there was only a pile of powder left.
The breeze blew and disappeared into the sky and earth in an instant.
The bald man said coldly: "The crossing man is dead, the destruction procedure has been completed, and the origin point is 31 points." He is now convicted of:
1. Illegally crossing without permission, destroying the stability of different time and space.
2, modify the plot without authorization, until the death of the hero and heroine.
3. Continuously traversing multiple planes, causing parallel space-time to appear connected impulses, affecting the subsequent butterfly effect, causing space-time turbulence and causing plane catastrophe.
To sum up, the criminal was sentenced to 13,000 years in prison, which was executed immediately! ”
I saw that with a flick of his hand, the kid's corpse smashed out like a meteor, and a black mark faintly drew in the air, and the corpse instantly vaporized, and a small point of light like a soul shone and quickly disappeared into the black mark.
The bald man's eyes swept coldly, and the light on his body distorted and gradually disappeared.
"No anomalous system was found, no source point of the original plane was found, and the loss coordinates were found, but no fault was found!
Toggle the performer state, enter the observer state, and be on standby! ”
"Discover the unknown latitude, record the space-time coordinates, clean up the timeline, and upload it to the stability maintenance committee."
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At the same time, Qi Shan only felt that the space with him suddenly trembled slightly, and then calmed down.
Qi Shan was surprised, and after a careful sensing, he didn't find anything abnormal.
I checked the various departments inside the space again, and saw that they were all implementing the plan step by step, so I didn't care much.
However, in other planes that Qi Shan couldn't see, the spatial rift was torn open almost at the same time, and a bald head jumped out regardless of his appearance and dress, his height and figure were not exactly the same.
They scanned around with their glassball-like eyes and quickly came to a conclusion.
While muttering various laws and regulations in a cold tone, he kept flashing away and went on the so-called mission!
"A total of 12 unknown planes, the same latitude, the specific plot needs to be confirmed, the origin energy is missing to a certain extent, retrospective investigation!"
Qi Shan, who is on the Shaolin football plane, only felt his heart jump suddenly, and the whole person was shocked.
This is already the second time, what's going on? What went wrong?
He scanned the space with him over and over again, but no matter how carefully he looked, he didn't find the slightest problem.
All the evidence showed that he was just nervous, but Qi Shan knew that there was a premonition and a whim.
He touched his chest, and his heart sank a little.
Wrong! Something must have gone wrong, why did you suddenly panic so much? What's going on here?
In a trance, Qi Shan had a premonition that he was afraid that if he passed through life calmly and freely, he would be gone forever.