Chapter 87: Because Mr. is in the World (1st Update)
Zha Xiaolou shouted fiercely: "Hmph...... Don't be complacent, my two aunts will be here in a few days, and my uncle is better than the other. My cousin can't kill you, I'll definitely find a way for my aunt and uncle to kill you. ”
Huang Xiaoyu was noncommittal, and turned back into the wooden house.
Zha Xiaolou didn't follow this time, went back to the old peach tree at the door, sat on the branch, and gnawed on peaches in a daze.
In the dark night, the dim lights in the cabin are full of shadows.
Under the cold moonlight, a young man held a peachwood sword, fascinated.
The person is very handsome, but unfortunately, the posture is too ugly.
Zha Xiaolou shouted: "Hey, Yun Wuxian, what kind of sword moves did you practice, why are you so ugly?" ”
Yun Wuxian ignored her.
Zha Xiaolou: "Your master must be a kendo rookie, and he doesn't know swords at all." The sword is a gentleman in the weapon, pay attention to elegance and integrity, what kind of trick are you. Hahaha...... I also lick the sword with my tongue, fortunately it's peachwood, otherwise, your tongue is gone. ”
Yun Wuxian still ignored her.
Zha Xiaolou: "Poof...... I know this move, it's called Dugu Jiujian suicide, hahaha...... I'm laughing to death, I can hit myself in the head...... Yun Wuxian, when you fight with people in the future, don't use a sword. Otherwise, you will laugh to death. ”
Yun Wuxian had a calm face: "I don't talk to koalas. ”
Zha Xiaolou was not angry: "Hey, Yun Wuxian, come here, worship me as a teacher, I will pass on you a set of boxing techniques, as long as you practice for a year, you will be guaranteed to sweep the rivers and lakes invincible." ”
Yun Wuxian was unmoved.
Zha Xiaolou ignored him and turned to look at the path that came in.
On the path, a girl held a pipa and walked with her hands in her arms. An old man, covered in blood, bowed his head, two steps behind, and followed suit.
Everyone has the psychology of comparison.
The same is true for Cha Xiaolou.
She stared at Situ You, her eyes widened, she couldn't take her eyes off it, and secretly admired in her heart: "What a beautiful young lady." ”
After looking at it for a long time, the figure and face were secretly contrasted, and he jumped down from the tree and stood up straight, half a head shorter. Secretly tell myself that I am still young, I am growing taller, and I will definitely be taller than her in two years.
Holding his head high, he glanced at Situ You's chest, and finally found some balance, hum, at least her breasts are not smaller than hers.
Zha Xiaolou smiled secretly in his heart, this young lady may be envious and jealous when she sees herself. After all, an invincible beautiful girl in the universe with a Lori face and a devil body like this girl, there is no second one in the world.
But the next moment, the little girl was depressed.
Situ You didn't look at her at all.
From beginning to end, indifferent and calm, he walked slowly, passed by Zha Xiaolou, stood in front of the wooden house, and bowed: "Sir, I'm back." ”
A voice came from the cabin: "Someone brought back?" ”
"Little brother, I'm fine." Ma San hurriedly shouted, with a smile on his face, but his right hand was covering his chest, his face was pale, and cold sweat even broke out on his forehead.
An elixir floated out of the window: "Take it." Tomorrow, pick up those peaches on the ground, check the birthday of the old man, I heard that he is a drunkard, and brew a few jars of wine according to the method I said. ”
Ma San didn't hesitate to swallow it directly, regardless of whether it was poison or not.
The door creaked open.
Situ You walked in slowly and closed the door again.
Zha Xiaolou gritted his teeth, and scolded secretly in his heart: "Stinky fish, in the wilderness, there are no people, and the door is still closed." Hum...... It's the same as who wants to eavesdrop on you. ”
The mouth says this, but the body is very honest.
It's like being in a cave, this little girl is moist.
She crept to the door, and was just about to eavesdrop on it, when the door reopened.
One step lower, she is only one meter sixty-two, which is a few centimeters shorter than Situ You, and this time it is all the fullness of Situ You's chest, and from this angle, it is getting bigger and bigger.
Zha Xiaolou even doubted for a while, how could it be so big in the blink of an eye in less than a minute after entering?
She took a few steps back and smiled awkwardly but politely, "Hehe...... Little sister, that stinky fish is very bad, I'm afraid he will bully you. ”
Situ You didn't say anything, sat down on the steps, held the pipa, bowed his head and played softly.
The song is tactful, and the bosom friend can listen to the heart.
Zha Xiaolou: "It's so good." Wow, can my sister teach me how to play the lute? ”
Situ You lowered his eyebrows and pleasing his eyes: "Good to hear?" ”
Zha Xiaolou: "Uh-huh......"
Situ You sighed softly, didn't say anything, and continued to play.
Zha Xiaolou: "Isn't it good?" I've heard the bamboo flute blown by the stinky fish, but it's not as good as yours. ”
Situ You whispered lightly: "There are immortals in the sky, at ease, auspicious clouds are beds, drunk and lying in the spiritual sea, there are phoenixes dancing, there are cranes singing, all dust builds temples and kneels to worship, all living beings believe, want them to live forever, fairies come to the world, everywhere they pass, they all respect and respect......"
Zha Xiaolou stared at a pair of big eyes, very confused.
Situ You: "There is a way. Walking up, there is no turning back, and there is no end in sight. The snow-white ankles will flow through the sea of blood, and the soft heart will contain the mountain of corpses. Walk with demons and demons. Fooling and deceiving, bloody wind and rain, all beings gritted their teeth, cursed and hoped that they should die, and the heavens were righteous, and they were punished...... If it were you, would you become an immortal or a demon? ”
Zha Xiaolou thought for a while: "Do you still need to choose?" I'm sure I'm going to be a beautiful fairy. ”
The pipa song came to an abrupt end.
Situ You pressed the strings and turned around Wanfu: "What Mr. asked just now, I figured it out." ”
"Pick one."
Situ You: "In the future, Mr., will you become an immortal or a demon?" ”
There was silence in the wooden house, and a wave of anger came to my face: "The corpse enters the Tao, I want to become an immortal, but they don't give me a chance!" ”
Situ You lowered his head, he couldn't see his expression clearly, his voice was still calm, but he said word by word: "Situ You wants to become a witch!" ”
"Hehe, I've seen a lot of women, it's the first time I've seen you with such a big chest and no brain."
Situ You: "Thank you, sir, for the compliment." ”
"I'm scolding you for being stupid, heaven and earth, I can't find anyone more stupid than you!"
"Sir is right, because in heaven and on earth, there is only one Situ You."
There was no more sound in the cabin.
A moment later, a stone was thrown out and rolled down beside Situ You.
The stone is ordinary, it is the pebble next to the Xiluo River. There are also a lot of them.
Situ You picked it up, but suddenly, among the stones, there was information like a big river, whistling and rushing straight to his mind.
Heartless Demon Sutra
Situ You didn't know what level of exercise this was, but when she tried to look at the "Heartless Demon Sutra" in her mind, a picture appeared in the Demon Sutra.
In the ninefold heavens, in the extreme west, there is the holy land and Buddha country, and you are at ease.
A woman's eyes were bleeding, she danced for three years, standing under the golden body of the three Buddhas in the future, the past and the present, and shouted fiercely and arrogantly: If I become a demon, who can cross me!
Situ You felt the same way, and a tear flowed out of the corner of his eye inexplicably.
The voice in the wooden house sounded, cold and merciless: "After today, you are not allowed to cry." ”
"Yes, sir."
"Don't kneel!"
"Yes, sir."
"No pleading."
"Yes, sir."
"Whoever insults you, kill!"
"Yes, sir."
"Whoever deceives you, kill!"
"Yes, sir."
"Whoever wants to kill you, kill them all."
"Yes, sir."
"Thou shalt be as cold as ice."
"Yes, sir."
"Your heart is hard as a rock."
"Yes, sir."
"You should be ruthless to the world."
"No, sir."
The voice in the wooden room became colder and colder, even with a murderous intent: "What did you say? ”
Outside the door, the woman held the lute, half-knelt and bowed her head, gritted her teeth, and repeated, "No, sir." ”
"Only without heart and ruthlessness can you cultivate to the extreme. You say no to me? Give me a reason! ”
"Because, Mr. is in the world."
ps: After three shifts a day, there will be four more chapters today, adding one chapter for the helmsman. Thank you for your tips in the last chapter~~
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