Chapter 143: Plot Inertia
In the evening, wearing a new dress he had just bought, Zhou Xingxing rushed into the nightclub with a little excitement.
Ah Fei was squatting at the door smoking, with a sad face.
"Big brother!"
Ah Fei shuddered violently, even the cigarette fell to the ground, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a familiar figure, and turned around and ran without hesitation.
Zhou Xingxing followed closely behind, shouting repeatedly: "Senior brother, don't go, senior brother,"
Cornered, Ah Fei turned around sharply, with an expression of collapse: "What do you want to do?" Don't mess with me again, okay? I'm old and young, big brother! I want to support my family! ”
"No, senior brother, there is really a good thing this time, I met a rich boss, he is very interested in Shaolin martial arts, and wants to invite us to ......"
"Woo~"
Ah Fei instantly knelt down and hugged his thighs, and wailed: "You let me live, you will make me change from a manager to a toilet sweeper, not only was I fired, but I was also beaten, do you know that the girls who danced at night lost their temper and ran away, I can't think of a way, the boss has to pick my skin!" ”
"So I'm here to rescue you......"
"Don't! It's not enough to be rescued by you, don't force me anymore, believe it or not, I'll die in front of you with my whole family! Ah Fei's eyes were bloodshot and hysterical.
"Don't get so excited. We are brothers, if you are in trouble, I naturally have to reach out to help, isn't it just a performance, Shaolin kung fu plus singing, how about dancing? Is there a headset? ”
Zhou Xingxing's face was serious, Ah Fei's eyes widened, and his face collapsed, "Big brother, I don't want to die yet......"
At this moment, a wine bottle fell from the sky and smashed on Ah Fei's head.
Touch!
Broken glass splattered and beer ran down your hair.
The fat man threw away the bottle in his hand and shouted: "Let you think of a way, you are chatting alone, don't you want to die?" ”
"No, it's not. Boss, I have a great idea! Ah Fei glared at the little eyes and said: "Shaolin kung fu plus singing and dancing!" ”
"Is there any mistake?"
"There is a head, there is definitely a head!" Ah Fei rubbed his hands and smiled.
"Just one person, what do you think? Aren't you good at iron-clad work? You follow! As he spoke, he picked up a bottle of wine and burst his head again.
"Give me a good job, if you mess up, I'll you first!"
The fat cow coaxed away.
Leaving Ah Fei silently stunned with a cigarette that had been wet with wine.
Zhou Xingxing frowned and stood aside, first glanced down at the new clothes on his body, took out a thick envelope at his waist and handed it over.
Ah Fei looked up: "What is this?" ”
Zhou Xingxing didn't speak, and Ah Fei came back to see it, and his face suddenly changed color.
"Where did you get this stuff? Let me tell you, to be a man or to be down-to-earth, even if you are ambitious and have some unbounded ideals in your heart, you must not go down the wrong path, master ......"
Zhou Xingxing interrupted him and said, "This is a month's salary advance from my boss as a martial arts teacher. ”
Ah Fei was incredulous: "There are still people learning kung fu now? ”
"The ancients said that it is not unreasonable to be poor and rich in martial arts! In short, my boss is a real rich man, he needs a lot of martial arts teachers there, and his salary is 10,000 yuan a month, at least it's better than you being scolded all day long here......"
"Is that true?"
"Naturally, it's true, I not only came to you, but also wanted to find other brothers and sisters together."
Zhou Xingxing lit up with his eyes, clenched his fists and said: "The boss said that as long as we teach well, he will pay to open a Shaolin hall, recruit apprentices to teach martial arts, and carry forward Shaolin martial arts." Come with me, big brother! ”
As soon as these words came out, Ah Fei completely hesitated.
"Why don't you help me survive tonight first, and I'll go with you tomorrow?"
"No problem!"
Zhou Xingxing patted his chest and said: "I have been brewing this idea for a long time, I am sure it will be an instant hit, it will be up to me tonight!" ”
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At the same time, in the portable space, Qi Shan and Carmela were hugging each other and sitting on the sofa, watching the reality plot broadcast together.
Seeing that the two of them were really in the props room, they dressed themselves up as two monks with five-cent makeup, Qi Shan covered his face and said: "Sure enough, the plot has inertia, and tonight's fight, I'm afraid they won't be able to run." ”
Otherwise, after a while, the nightclub began to get crowded, and there were more than a dozen men and women sitting on the seats next to the stage, all of whom were familiar faces in the plot.
Zhou Xingxing and the two of them also walked out with their guitars in their arms, dancing awkwardly to the music, that movement, that stiffness, I really couldn't bear to look at it directly.
Qi Shan even felt that it was justice to beat their gang of thugs.
Hey?
Why is he here?
In the corner, Uncle Da appeared here inexplicably, holding a puppy cup in one hand, pouring wine one by one, and fiddling with a flattened can with the other, his eyes swept to Zhou Xingxing from time to time, faintly revealing a hint of excitement.
Qi Shan waved his hand to enlarge the picture.
"Sure enough, it was the jar that was kicked out, and it seems that he found it in advance. Hey, I even brought a soccer ball. Well, as I said in the past, I always have to give it a try. ”
Carmela asked, "What, this person is an obstacle?" Do you want to clean it up? ”
"Not necessarily! To be honest, I was also looking forward to the birth of this junior team, and when I watched the movie for the first time, I was really shocked by this exaggerated team! ”
Qi Shan touched his chin and muttered: "This plane is originally a nonsensical comedy, there are many unreasonable places, and under the restoration of the current plane, the basic logic will be more or less compounded." Although it is not clear what kind of martial arts this plane is, it will take time to be sure.
The process of expanding the portable space has not yet been completed, we still have time, no hurry! ”
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On the other side, Zhou Xingxing and the others sang too ugly, and they didn't realize it at all, and finally angered the gangsters.
A few people came up and took turns to beat, scolding while beating: "What the hell are you singing, the ghost cries and howls wolves, you almost choked me to death, and you can't get along with me?" ”
The two of them were scurrying around, they were beaten several times, and they didn't listen to each other no matter how they persuaded each other, Zhou Xingxing finally got angry, grabbed the hood and threw it out, just smashing the football on Uncle Da's table back.
Seeing this, Ah Fei hurriedly shouted, "Don't do it, don't do it, the master doesn't allow us to fight." ”
"Who said this is going to fight, it's obviously kicking!"
As he spoke, he flew up, and the football shot out like a cannonball, directly smashing a person into the air.
Touch!
Whoa!
The table was smashed, and the cups, dishes, and chopsticks shattered to the ground.
The gangsters were stunned when they saw this, seeing that the unlucky ghost hadn't gotten up for a long time, they didn't dare to step forward directly.
The fat boss appeared behind Ah Fei at some point and smashed a wine bottle on his head mercilessly.
Touch!
"What do you bastard want to do to have a guest do with you?"
"No, boss, I didn't ......"
Touch!
Another wine bottle.
The fat man glared and said, "You dare to quibble with me, believe it or not, I will you today!" ”
"It's him ......"
Touch!
"I don't have ......"
Touch!
"I ......"
Touch!
Wine bottles continued one after another, and broken glass slag was tiled for several meters. The fat man didn't listen to any explanation, as long as Ah Fei dared to speak out, it would be a bottle when he went up.
The waistband of his trousers is also magical, and he actually inserted a circle of empty wine bottles, and the mouth of the bottle is uniformly biased in the direction of hand, as if he is ready to pull out the bottle and smash it at any time.
Touch!
Another bottle!
Ah Fei was stunned: "I didn't say anything!" ”
"I didn't say it! Damn it, you bastard just owe ...... smash."
As he spoke, the fat man lifted another empty wine bottle and made a gesture to smash it down.
"Enough! You're not done! ”
The envelope flashed through Ah Fei's mind, and he made a decision in his heart.
He suddenly burst out, stretched out his arms and made a double wind pierce his ears, grabbed the opponent's head, and smashed it with an iron head skill. The fat man didn't even say a word, and just rolled his eyes and collapsed to the ground.
Ah Fei kicked again in disbelief and scolded: "It's a huge nightclub, I don't think about how to run it well, and I change my tricks all day long to make trouble, am I a good bully?" Bastard, I'm ......"
He was suddenly stunned, as if he remembered something, his face changed, he suddenly sighed, turned and sat down on the steps.
took out the crumpled cigarette case and silently lit a cigarette for himself.
In just a few moments, the trouble-seeking thugs were all lying on the ground, hugging the affected area one by one, and they all shrunk into a ball of pain.
Look at the other customers, one by one, with their mouths wide open, stunned. Uncle Da's shocked expression was the most funny, and he didn't notice it when his saliva flowed,
The football rolled gently in front of him, and Zhou Xingxing walked out while taking off his treasures and costumes. "Let's go, big brother, there's nothing to do here......"
"There's a head! How could it not be a head! ”
Uncle Da jumped out one by one, looking so excited that he was about to have a convulsion, staring at Zhou Xingxing's legs with bright eyes, and said: "King Kong legs, it's really a strong King Kong legs, don't go, pull your pants up a little higher and let me see your legs!" ”
Zhou Xingxing grabbed his trouser belt and took two steps back, looking nervous, "What do you want to do?" I warn you, don't mess around! ”
Uncle Da turned a deaf ear, pounced on him excitedly, touched his calves up and down, and touched Zhou Xingxing until goosebumps rose all over his body, and he hid backwards vigorously.
Uncle Da hugged it tightly, and said with bright eyes: "Such strong muscles, no wonder such a huge force, can kung fu really be used to kick football?" ”
"Huh? You mean kicking football with kung fu? Is there a head? Zhou Xingxing looked surprised.
"There's a head! It's definitely a headset! Uncle Da nodded vigorously.
"Kung Fu, it's a good idea to play football, but I've already promised to be a martial arts teacher, and I have 10,000 yuan a month......
"What is 10,000 yuan?"
Uncle Da hurriedly said: "Next month is the biennial Super Cup, as long as you win the championship, there will be one million, enough for you to earn ten years without eating or drinking." ”
"So much?"
"So much?"
Ah Fei and Zhou Xingxing exclaimed at the same time.
"That's right! A million! Uncle Da nodded vigorously.
"But ......," Zhou Xingxing hesitated.
"Ah Xing! Don't be ambitious and make some unrealistic fantasies, I advise you to be a down-to-earth person, 10,000 yuan a month is such a good opportunity, if you don't grasp it well, do you want to go back to pick up garbage? Ah Fei said suddenly.
"But playing football sounds really funny, better than the Shaolin Hall!" Zhou Xingxing said seriously.
Ah Fei sneered: "In the Super Cup, more than 40 teams from all over the country participated together, and the masters gathered and played with each other, how can you be confident that you can win the championship?" Is it just this dead cripple? ”
"I'm not as lame." Uncle Da showed the newspaper of the year, and said: "I am the golden right foot that surprised me back then, and now I am a football coach." ”
"Don't say it again, we won't agree to anything lately! Ah Xing come with me! ”
Ah Fei dragged Zhou Xingxing, and the two walked out of the nightclub quickly.
Uncle Da couldn't catch up with one leg with a limp, so he could only sigh helplessly.
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Carmela was surprised: "They actually refused!" ”
"It's not strange!" Qi Shan said: "In the original plot, Zhou Xingxing has failed, and in the end he doesn't even have shoes, which can almost be regarded as desperate, Uncle Da suddenly appeared in front of him, it was a life-saving straw, he had to catch it no matter what."
Now that we are invited, we have given him 10,000 yuan for self-cultivation, he has money in his pocket, and he is not panicked.
It depends on whether to go to a desperate fight for a million cash, or to be an honest martial arts instructor.
The psychological game in this is probably a big problem for Zhou Xingxing! ”
Carmela was stunned and said: "It's the millennium, and the monthly salary of 10,000 yuan in the mainland is already the highest salary, why is he so confident that he can win the championship as a garbage worker?" ”
"Just because he's the main character!" Qi Shan said meaningfully: "The corrective power of the plot is very powerful, you look at it, but in the end, you will still go to play." ”
Carmela shook her head: "That's to understand." ”
"Maybe that's the power of dreams."