Chapter 57: Unlocking New Skills
Lao Shang thought for a while, looked at the soul of the original owner and asked, "Do you know his birth date?" ”
The original owner shook his head.
Lao Shang looked at Xiao Man: "There is no birthday, and I don't know what will happen to him." Or you can take me to meet that person. ”
"No, I don't. I know. ”
"You know?"
"Hmm. I know not only him, but I also know the woman. Do you want it? ”
"Yes. How do you know? ”
"I've checked them."
"You don't even check the eight characters of your birthday?"
"Hmm." The more you know, the better your odds.
"No wonder you can be the god of war."
After a while, Lao Shang calculated: "Ten years later, these two people will expose each other, and finally turn against each other." ”
Xiao Man looked at the soul of the original owner and said, "Hear it, the two of them won't end well." ”
Lao Shang: "She wants to see them turn against each other with her own eyes." ”
Xiaoman Zou frowned: "Do you have a way for her to see it now?" ”
Lao Shang shook his head.
"Will she be wandering in the world like this?"
"Possibly."
Xiao Man looked at the original owner's soul and said, "Did you hear that?" ”
Lao Shang: "She said she wasn't afraid." ”
Xiao Man sighed in his heart.
Lao Shang whispered: "If the obsession is too deep, it is easy to become a ghost." ”
"Can you take her in first and release her in ten years?"
"Yes."
Xiao Man looked at the soul of the original owner: "I'll let the master take you in first, and then release you after ten years, are you willing?" ”
Lao Shang: "She is willing." ”
"Then you can take her first."
"Okay."
After a while, Lao Shang received the soul of the original owner into his Buddha beads.
The next day, Xiao Man took Lao Shang and Lao Guo down the mountain.
Lao Shang wore an old monk's robe, held a wooden bowl in his hand, and carried a cloth bag on his back.
Lao Guo pushed a cart, and some things were placed on the cart.
Lao Guo was wearing dirty and torn. Xiaoman didn't know how he could wear it.
After descending the mountain, Xiaoman was separated from them.
Ten days later, Xiao Man, Lao Shang and Lao Guo met at the agreed place. Lao Shang asked Xiao Man to wait for them next to the county police station in front.
Three hours later, Lao Shang and Lao Guo came over, followed by a group of people.
A: "Liar, get out." ”
B: "Liar, give us back our money." ”
C: "Yes, if you don't pay it back, I'll send you to prison." ”
Lao Shang: "I don't want to lie to you, it's not ...... Isn't that too hungry? ”
A: "Liar, you don't want anything I give you to eat." ”
Lao Shang: "I ......"
The police heard the movement and walked out of the police station: "What's the matter?" ”
A: "Comrade policeman, let me tell you......"
It turned out that as soon as Lao Shang entered the county, he let Lao Guo lie on the board car. After Lao Guo lay down, Lao Shang pushed him to ask for money from door to door. The reason is that he picked up an old man named Hanako, who was sick, and he wanted to send the old man Hanako to the hospital, but he had no money.
Some people saw that he was a monk, and Lao Guo was dressed in tatters, so they gave him some money.
Lao Shang pushed Lao Guo around a lot of places. This one gives points, that one gives points, and it adds up to a lot of money.
People thought that Lao Shang would take Lao Guo to the hospital to see a doctor, but Lao Shang ignored Lao Guo as soon as he put him at the door of the hotel.
Ten minutes later, the waiter of the hotel gave Lao Guo a chicken, and Lao Guo stopped eating it after taking a bite.
The county seat was already small, and the two of them changed a lot of places. After a while, people knew that Lao Shang took Lao Guo to eat delicious food.
People felt cheated and came to them. At that time, Lao Shang was eating at a restaurant. As soon as the people came in, Lao Shang ran outside. When he ran, people thought he was a liar.
After catching them, someone tried to beat them up. Lao Shang immediately leaned his head over: "Beat it, beat it, we are looking for someone to support the elderly." ”
When he said this, who would dare to beat him?
Someone wants to get the money back.
Lao Shang's neck stiffened: "If you don't want money, you have to die." ”
Someone wants to force the money back.
As soon as the person stretched out his hand, Lao Shang lay on the ground and rolled: "Oops, I have a headache." Oops, my stomach hurts. Oops, my arm hurts. ”
If Lao Shang begged everyone, everyone might not care about them. But he's a scoundrel. The people were so angry that they took them to the police station.
Xiao Man looked at Lao Shang and smiled. Meaning, okay, the master still has this skill.
Lao Shang touched his nose. Makes you laugh.
The policeman looked at Lao Shang and then at Lao Guo: "How much money did you deceive everyone?" ”
Lao Shang: "I don't count. ”
"Where's the money?"
"Eat."
The police have a bit of a headache. Catch it, the two of them add up to almost one hundred and fifteen. Don't catch it, the two of them are really cheating.
Xiao Man looked at Lao Shang. What it means: Don't be embarrassed by the police.
Lao Shang nodded. "Comrade policeman, don't arrest me. I...... I'll just give them back. ”
A: "How?" You've eaten them all. ”
B: "Yes." You don't want to deceive people again, do you? ”
Lao Shang: "I can tell fortunes." ”
B: "Look, I want to deceive people again." ”
Lao Shang: "Really, I really know how to tell fortunes." ”
A: "Then count who among these people believes in you?" ”
"Okay." Lao Shang walked straight towards Xiao Man: "Girl, your man is a soldier." Right? ”
Xiao Man smiled: "Yes." ”
"You're going to find him. Right? ”
"Yes."
"Your man is going to die this year."
"How do you know?"
"I can see it in your face."
A: "Don't believe it, he's a liar. ”
Xiaoman: "From my face? ”
Lao Shang: "Yes. ”
"Then how many sisters do you think I have?"
"One."
"How many brothers?"
"One."
"How many brothers?"
"Not one, you're the boss."
Xiao Man's brows furrowed: "My man really has a death calamity this year?" ”
Lao Shang nodded.
Xiao Man grabbed Lao Shang's arm: "Master, you help me resolve it." I...... I don't want to be a widow. ”
"I can help you with this. But you'll have to adopt both of us. ”
"This ......"
"Resolving the catastrophe of death is against God. Transform once, live ten years less. ”
"This ......"
"If you don't want to, forget it. If you don't want to wander, I won't help you. ”
Xiaoman gritted his teeth: "Okay, I'll adopt you." ”
A: "Comrade, he ...... Did he really get it right? ”
Xiaoman didn't speak.
Policeman: "Comrade, are you really going to adopt them?" ”
Xiaoman: "Hmm. ”
"This ...... Do you want to talk to your lover? ”
"No, I don't. Comrade, help me with the formalities. ”
"This ......"
B: "Comrade, since you want to adopt them, then the money they cheated ......"
Xiao Man took out a handful of money from his pocket and gave it to Lao Shang: "Give the money back." ”
Everyone: So rich, no wonder you dare to adopt two people at once.
Some people originally watched the excitement, but when they saw Xiaoman so generous, they wanted to fish in troubled waters. "I just gave you a dollar."
Lao Shang looked at Lao Guo. Lao Guo glanced at the man: "I didn't give it." ”
The man was stunned for a moment: "I obviously gave you a dollar." ”
Lao Guo ignored him.
Lao Shang pointed to another person and asked, "Lao Guo, how much did he give?" ”
"Sanmao."
"Where is he?"
"One piece."
……
After paying back the money, the people dispersed.
The police took Xiao Man, Lao Shang, and Lao Guo to the police station: "Comrade, do you really want to adopt them?" ”
"Hmm."
"This ...... You might as well discuss it with your lover. If you don't negotiate, I really don't dare to go through the formalities for you. ”
"He's in the troops."
"We have a phone here, you can give him a call."
"Okay."