Chapter 24 The young people are really getting naughty now!
The priests of the Annunciation of Our Lady are living in "dire straits" these days! With so many people coming to him to officiate at the wedding, he was happy! After all, there are red envelopes to take, and free meals to eat!
But it's also painful! There are so many feasts, but it will kill you after eating! My stomach is spoiled!
No, today's wedding, I originally wanted to refuse, but the red envelope is really tempting! I couldn't resist the temptation, so I could only resist it! It's just that not long after I arrived, my stomach began to make trouble! Resisting all the time.
The priest who couldn't stand it could only choose to go to the toilet, and when he felt a little better and wanted to officiate at the wedding, he saw a young man standing outside the toilet. The young man is still quite handsome. People can't help but feel a little good.
"I'm old, and I have a bad stomach!"
The young man is none other than Lu Ziqiao. Lu Ziqiao, surnamed Lu Mingbu, the word Ziqiao!
"Oh, my father has that problem too! The lack of organic conditioning of the stomach and intestines leads to digestive disorders, coupled with the fact that the earth's rotation is getting slower and slower, and the gravitational force is getting smaller and smaller. He looked at Father Eye's attire: "You're a priest!" ”
"Yes, they all invited me to officiate at the wedding, and I ate my stomach and intestines!"
Lu Ziqiao suddenly realized that this was a good sales opportunity! Moreover, the priest is definitely rich! Didn't you hear what he said, ask him to officiate at the wedding! That's a lot of red envelopes!
"Otherwise, you can try the latest gastrointestinal health medicine developed by country M, and one will work! Extracted from Australia's finest natural raw materials! After saying it in one breath, Lu Ziqiao was sure that this priest would definitely be fooled! And this medicine is not wrong! But it has the function of protecting the stomach and intestines! It's just a bit like a laxative!
Sure enough, the priest's face was excited, and he really had nowhere to find it when he stepped on the iron shoes, and it took no effort to get there! Said: "Really? That's great! Give me one! ”
"One only sells for 380!"
All of this was observed by Situ Yi's divine sense! Seeing that this priest took out the money without any suspicion, bought the medicine, and ate it directly without the slightest hesitation, Situ Yi only felt a little speechless! Are all the priests so simple today? Can you be deceived by just a few words?
And it just so happened that Hu Yifei had already rushed downstairs and was about to enter the men's toilet to find the so-called priest! At this time, Lu Ziqiao also happened to pick up the priest's clothes and was ready to try them on!
Hu Yifei really deserves to be Hu Yifei! Rushing into the men's toilet is as easy as eating and drinking! I don't see the slightest shyness or embarrassment! Some are only justified!
As expected, Lu Ziqiao was pulled down by Hu Yifei in Room 3601! Looking at some of the people who were busy in room 3601, as well as Situ Yi who was conspicuous on the sofa, everyone else was busy, only he was sitting on the sofa, not conspicuous! Lu Ziqiao felt very magical, he became a priest?
When he saw the cake that was several layers high, Lu Ziqiao's stomach began to protest! These days, business is difficult to do! Just opened an order! I haven't eaten in days! Pity me for being so handsome and dashing! I can only sleep on the street!!
God treats me fairly! Thinking about it now, I'm starting to miss my dad! I should have continued to follow him! And the woman who has always felt a little guilty about herself...... Hope you're doing well! Don't meet people like me!
Lu Ziqiao's nature is not bad! He is timid and fearful, but he is also very righteous, and he is the number one "zero festival" and "flowery carrot" among the members of the love apartment. Although he often clears his memory, he still likes Chen Meijia deep down. He didn't know it, or he didn't want to admit it!
Situ Yi looked at Lu Ziqiao, who entered room 3601 dressed as a priest, glanced at him meaningfully, and then continued to breastfeed Xiao Yu'er, he is now trying to play the role of a daddy!
Faced with Hu Yifei's question, thousands of thoughts in Lu Ziqiao's mind were fleeting! reacted in an instant and rounded himself up! It's just that Lu Ziqiao, who is not good at English, suddenly froze when he heard Hu Yifei's request to speak in English!
He knows his own level of English! If you say it in English, it will definitely be a goof! When the time comes, you will definitely not be able to eat and walk around! I just wanted to explain that I was not a priest, but when I heard Hu Yifei say that you can get a red envelope after it is over! Suddenly, my eyes lit up!
Generally speaking, the red envelopes given to priests at weddings are quite large! Especially in a big city like the Magic City! There are no tens of thousands, you are embarrassed to give!
If you get this red envelope, then you won't have to worry about eating and drinking!
Money often unmakes the men who make it! After dealing with Hu Yifei, Lu Ziqiao took the red wine on the table that he knew was not the price at a glance. Even if you don't drink it, you can get a sum of money by selling it! Value!
Situ Yi, who was watching this scene the whole time, shook his head amusedly, Lu Ziqiao is worthy of being known as the existence of thick skin and zero knots! Awesome!
On the other hand, Lu Zhanbo also met Lin Wanyu in the wrong car as in the original plot, came to the southern suburbs, got into a go-kart, and met the driver of the wedding car. Stopped by the traffic police.
The traffic police are really a little speechless for Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu, are they all so naughty now? Do you want to get married and seek such excitement? If you don't do a good car, you have to take a tractor? If it weren't for the fact that they were a big day, they would definitely be pulled into the police station and given a good education! Let them know that young people are still down-to-earth, don't always think about being naughty!
Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu can't drive, and in desperation, the traffic police can only personally drive this pair of "newlyweds" to the wedding venue!
"Where?"
"Love Apartment!"
"Address."
Lu Zhanbo, who reacted, hurriedly stopped, he didn't want to go to any love apartment, he just wanted to go back to his sister Hu Yifei now and have a good rest!
"Officer, go to my sister, she has a bad brain, don't listen to her!" After speaking, he retracted the back seat and looked at the scenery outside the car! Not realizing at all, without an address, how can a well-meaning traffic police send them to their destination?
Lin Wanyu heard Lu Zhanbo say that she had a bad brain, so she immediately frowned at him, and came to show her unhappiness once! But Lu Zhanbo, who was bull-headed, didn't see Lin Wanyu's cute scene at this moment.
The traffic police are also speechless! Now the little young! It's naughty! Somewhat broken, he could only say loudly again: "I said the address!! ”
Lu Zhanbo, who reacted, finally understood that the address had not been given, smiled embarrassedly, took out a note with the address from the bag, and handed it to the traffic police.