Chapter 26 I didn't let the cold water douse her to death, a bewitching slut
"Master, what's wrong?" At the critical moment, 0527 jumped out again and asked with concern in Xi Xi's mind.
"The water is getting cold."
When Xi Xi was talking to 0527, she couldn't help but reach out again to test the water flowing from the shower, and found that the water was cold, as if she hadn't just taken a hot bath.
"What's going on? It won't be that the man is unreliable! Hum. Sure enough, it is the earth ape with the fish lip, and it is not worry-free at all! ”
0527 complained about Wei Yi to death, and tried his best to ruin Wei Yi's great image in the eyes of his master, while deliberately and quietly exalting himself.
"Don't worry, master, 0527 will bring hot water out of the manor for the master, so that the master can continue to bathe."
“0527!”
"The hosts. It's obviously the man's fault. It's the male owner who is not doing well! 0527 couldn't help but whisper bb.
He should have known that the master was completely addicted to the male master, and the male hormones emitted by the male earth ape were in the advanced stage of estrus cancer at the moment, even if what he said was reasonable, the master would not listen to it.
"It's not Wei Yi's fault. There must be someone who loves my family Wei Yi, so he will deliberately make me bad behind my back and stumble. Xi Xi believes in her husband very much.
The emperor of the truth at once, guessed that the reason why he is taking a cold shower now is that someone is secretly playing ghosts, and it must be a shameless evil woman who is covetous and covets her husband.
"What does the master mean is that there are other female earth apes who are also addicted to the male host's male hormones, and have entered the advanced stage of blue cancer, so their temperament will change drastically and deliberately bully their masters?"
“0527! Are you underpinched again? You dare to tease me quietly, don't you? Dare you say that I am also in the advanced stage of estrus cancer? ”
"No, no. Master, 0527 don't dare. 0527 This will fetch hot water for the master, so that the master can continue to take a hot bath comfortably. ”
T_T Boom~
0527 said that his master was too smart, and he really couldn't afford it. unintentionally beating around the bush and saying bad things about the master, but the owner can react quickly and find out in seconds.
- On how terrifying and deadly it is to have a master with an explosive IQ.
In this way, in 0527, he worked hard like a bee to draw hot water from a basin in the manor, and then supplied it to the outside owner free of charge. Xi Xi turns on the shower mode.
finally asked Xi Xi to finish the half-washed hot bath.
"Wife, are you done washing? What do you think? Is it uncomfortable to take a public shower? ”
"Well, it's uncomfortable."
Seeing that his wife's face was not good, Wei Yi hurriedly asked without knowing it, and sure enough, he heard his wife's unpretentious four-word reply.
"What's going on? Is the hot water boiling too hot? Or ......" Wei Yixin said no, the bath water was transferred from his hand himself, and his wife washed it at home at just the right temperature.
"Oh, halfway through the show, I'll be in a cold shower!" Xi Xi had something to say, and truthfully reported to her husband.
"Yu Mu." Hearing the small report from his wife, Wei Yi hurriedly called Yu Mu.
"Here."
"Go check it out for me. After I came out of the water house, who had ever entered the water room? ”
"Yes."
In order to let his wife take a comfortable hot bath, Wei Yi took great pains.
Not only did he personally go to the water room and instruct the soldiers on duty in the water room to boil a full pot of hot water quickly, but he also personally supervised and adjusted the water temperature, so he was willing to leave the water room and go to the training ground to call his wife to go to the bathhouse for female soldiers to take a bath.
With him present, the soldiers in the water room had no grievances with his wife, and they had never even met each other, so they definitely couldn't do anything on his wife's bath.
Then there is only one possibility, that is, after he left, someone took advantage of the fact that the soldiers in the water room were not paying attention, or found a way to support the soldiers in the water room, entered the water room, and secretly closed the water valve that provided hot water for the bathhouse of the female soldiers.
Who the hell is this person? Don't let him find out, dare to spoof his wife like this, he will not let that person feel better.
Wei Yi was a person who couldn't rub sand in his eyes, and he didn't allow such a despicable villain to appear in the military camp under his jurisdiction, bullying people, and daring to bully his beloved wife.
"Husband. Look it up. The car keys were given to me. ”
"Why did you give you the car keys? And don't you look at who is the one who has harmed you? ”
Hearing that his wife asked him for the car keys, Wei Yi frowned. Xindao's wife shouldn't be angry with herself because she took a cold shower inexplicably, right? But no, his wife is not such a stingy person.
And even if you are really angry, you will not be angry with him.
"Don't look at it. For I know that you will help me to bring to justice the wicked villain who dared to harm me. It's not early. I'm going back to buy some more things. I'll be back tomorrow. ”
"Okay. But wife, do you dare to drive? Wei Yi said curiously.
According to Wei Yi's understanding, his wife has never dared to drive since she had a car accident and caused her mother-in-law to die tragically on the spot, let alone driving. A few years ago, his wife even sat in the car, and there was a shadow in her heart.
"Hmm. Not only do I dare to drive now, but I also drive a thief6. Turning back to my husband, I'll get in the car and take you with me, but let's take a few laps around City A, and let me show off my superb driving skills in front of you. ”
"Okay."
His intern Xi wanted to boast in front of Wei Yi, saying that he was driving a tiger. Even if you see a few low-level zombies blocking the road. As long as the car is good and modified to be strong and durable, she dares to drive, rushes directly without blinking her eyelids, and even dares to run over the low-level zombie directly after knocking over the low-level zombie.
It's just that it's in Wei Yi's commander's office right now, not at home, and Xi Xi thinks it's better to be careful when he speaks, so as not to have ears on the wall. Her danger factor has risen again.
It's not fun to go up to more than 10 stars. Thinking that his head might explode like fireworks at any time, smearing the white brain flowers and red blood on the ground, Xi Xi's mood was extremely heavy.
"Wait, 0527. If the end times are coming, and people know about the end times, I will say that the news about the end times will not increase the danger factor again, right? ”
If it rises like this, then Xi Xi will definitely not think about it, rush into the manor in seconds, and then immediately strangle 0527. Why did she have to pull the culprit who caused her head to bang before she died, and bury her with her.
"Of course not. The danger factor of the secrets of the end times will only increase before the end times come. ”
"That'll do."
"Master, don't you really wait to see who is the culprit who caused you to take a cold shower?"
"What are you doing with her? My husband will take care of her for me, so why should I dirty my hands. As Xi Xi spoke, he shook the car key he got from Wei Yi, shook off his stride and went straight to the barracks parking lot.
"That's right, the master is wise!"
"Don't pat me on the back. By the way, give you a name, right? How about always calling you awkward with numbers, just calling you a bee? ”
"No, people don't want to name it after a lowly earth species. And bees don't sound good. Instead of calling it a bee, people would rather call it a butterfly. ”
"Butterflies are not a lowly earth species. Why not change the name? You don't have to name someone who looks like you, just name you what you like. Ground? Balls? Ape? ”
"The hosts. People still listen to their masters. It's okay to call the bees. ”
"Bees are so good!"
Hearing the owner's praise of himself, the bee couldn't help but look up at the blue sky of the manor with a wistful face at a 45-degree angle. The heart talks about how sad it is to have a master who specializes in harming himself.
But he has already bound his master, and there is no way to change the master, he is really so sad that he can't be mourned anymore!
Looking leisurely, shaking the car keys in his hand, not too ostentatious, dressed like a charming butterfly dancing among the flowers, Xi Xi went straight through the green space of the barracks and walked to the parking lot, which aroused the burning eyes of countless male soldiers.
Someone in the female soldier's dormitory was really angry, his fingers stirred the dark curtains, and he said in his heart, why didn't he let the cold water douse her to death!