Lili had some truth in what she said, and I kissed her rewardingly, which almost made her angry.

Worried that it would be out of control, I just touched the water, and I just kissed and left, she pursed her lips and said with a smile.

"It's not too early, we have to go back!"

Glancing at the secret room that I had messed up with, if I left like this, it would be terrible to be found in the future, thinking about it, my eyes fell on a pile of explosives in the corner, my eyes suddenly lit up, and I looked at her and said.

"You go up first, wait for me outside, this place has to be completely ruined!"

"Then hurry up!" She reluctantly grabbed my hand and looked at me affectionately for a while before leaving.

I divided the burning fire into multiple coffins, looked at the corpses on the ground, knelt down and kowtowed a few times, and said: "Old immortal, I'm sorry, life is forced, you always take care of the underworld!" ”

As soon as I finished speaking, there was a cold wind, which blew the flames in a circle, and frightened me to flee in a hurry.

When I came to the temple, I didn't dare to stay for a moment, because once the Taoist temple exploded, my suspicion was still the greatest, and I had to find evidence of an alibi.

"Who, I don't sleep in the middle of the night, wait a while!"

The old man answered in a daze, and then I heard the clatter of his shoes, and he probably urinated in the dung bucket, and I heard the sound of splashing before the door was opened.

"Didn't you two spend the night in Sanqingguan, why did you come to my house?"

Uncle Su was very surprised by my arrival, he never dreamed that I was here to take advantage of him.

"Uncle, there's nothing in that view, we're both starving to death!"

"Ah, what are you two doing, isn't this immoral, the woman is dressed like a man, and the man is not naked, hey, you young people, come in, I'll give you two hot and cold dishes!"

After following him into the house, Lili has been sticking to me, although the old man is old, but he is very funny, and after pointing to the door, he went to work.

"Shanzi, you said that I and this uncle are both descendants of the ghost clan, why am I so beautiful and he is so ugly?" She reached out and pushed the door open, smiling at me.

I closed my hands and said to her with a solemn face: "Auntie, just let me go, I have to go to the province to pay the public grain the day after tomorrow, if you squeeze it dry, my mother-in-law will have to make trouble with me!" ”

"Come on, look at your beauty, I want to go in and see, where do you want to go, by the way, don't divert the topic, you haven't answered me yet!"

Although Lili was full of interest, but after all, she was frightened, and the fatigue of her face was very serious, I felt a little pity for her, and reached out to touch her face and said.

"You are both hybrid, belong to cross-species breeding, there is a great possibility of mutation, it's not a monster with four hands and two heads, even if it's lucky, why do you want to do so much, when you're tired, go in and rest for a while, and we'll go back together tomorrow morning!"

"Mmmm, it's still hello, you will feel sorry for people, that's like Lao Zhou, you know that little thing!" She raised her hand and pinched me very gently, pushed open the door and went to sleep.

I sniffed the fragrance wafting in the air, frowned, and thought with a smile: "Uncle Lao is really enthusiastic, if there is no leader like Big Head, I don't know if he will drive me away immediately?" ”

"Old turtle, get out, what did you say about the motorcycle at the entrance of the village!"

Just thinking about it, there was a sudden shouting and scolding outside, I opened my mouth and was about to call the old man to come out, but the door was pushed open with a squeak, and the angry village chief Kang walked in with two small village ruffians.

"Whoa, why are you, what are you doing at the old turtle's house, are you holding back some bad water to fix me?"

He's already angry, but he's still so arrogant, if I hadn't had something in my pocket, maybe I'd rush up and slap a few fucking big-eared scrapers.

"Bah, why are you still alive this old dog, shouting with a mouth full of feces, calling your mother's Ji Barmao, what's the matter, the motorcycle at the door is mine, there is a kind of you taking someone to smash it!"

It's inconvenient to do it, but it's okay to be quick with your tongue, I don't give him face at all, I scold my father and mother when I look at it, and I scream all the time, so angry that his hand pointing at me is trembling.

"Little rabbit cub, dare to be so arrogant in Lao Tzu's territory, wait for Lao Tzu, have you heard of Sanyuan in the county, that is my good brother for many years, offend me, have you good fruit to eat!"

He probably didn't know that Sanyuan was almost the same now, and he scolded me arrogantly, I pulled a chair, sat down to look at him, and said with a smile.

"You've been addicted, Sanyuan, Lao Tzu is still happy with his mother's senior, oh, I forgot to tell you, your mother-in-law, tsk...... That spicy energy, when I think about it, it makes Lao Tzu comfortable, especially when he kneels on the ground and pouts his ass, I don't know, have you ever played like this, anyway, I've played it several times, haha......"

"Made, tear his mouth for me!"

The outdated Kang Cunzi was completely angered by me, and pointed at my nose like thunder and scolded loudly, it seems that he cares about Hu Hai's wife very much, that is, the Sichuan woman who was secretly raised by the dwarf.

"The surname Kang, your time has passed, don't be itchy and look for smoke, get out of you!" Uncle Gong brought me a bowl of steaming noodles, put it on the table, and scolded the village chief Kang.

I sniffed, the noodles were very fragrant, and there was a golden poached egg on it, thinking that Lili was white and beautiful, and needed this kind of high protein, so I went into the room and woke her up, I took a bite of you, I took a bite, and the noodles were finished in the blink of an eye.

When I sent the dishes and chopsticks out, Uncle Lao actually did it with Village Chief Kang, don't look at him old, the young man with the same body and bones is really not comparable, he grabbed Village Chief Kang's hair and pressed it down vigorously, and scolded in his mouth: "Bastard, I have bullied us for so many years in the past, and Lao Tzu is going to teach you a lesson today about this unfilial thing!" ”

I touched my mouth, thought about it, and thought that it would be bad sooner or later for this Kang village to stay, and I would have to let Mazi come to visit in a few days.

"Boom ......"

Suddenly, the mountain shook, and there was a bang, and everyone was taken aback, and they stood on the spot, and after a while, the tiles on the roof were like hail smashing, and they couldn't stop thinking about it.

"Okay, surnamed Kang, what did you secretly blow up again, now you're going to wash your ass and go to jail!" The old man let go of his hand and looked at him angrily.

I want to be shocked, the old man used another word, and said that he would go to jail, without further ado......

(End of chapter)