Chapter 158: A Pair of Super Matching Pit Goods [Hilarious]
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Garbage collection bin.
Adjutant Lu bent over his old back, rummaging for something.
Bai Lang was holding dendrobium grass in his mouth, and when Hangerlang walked into the barracks.
I was bumping into this scene.
"Lao Lu, what treasure are you looking for?"
"Ahem, Bai Gongzi, it's okay...... I'll just look for ......" Adjutant Lu smiled wryly, "Are you looking for the chief?" He was in the study. β
"Well, I'm going to complain! His little leprechaun is too bad! β
Bai Lang was indignant.
He walked angrily towards the study and knocked on the door of the palace lord.
"Sir, your little goblin has pit more than 10 million medicinal materials for me, and even my living expenses for this month, next month, and next month have been stopped by my eldest brother because of her. You don't care about teaching her! Brother, I can't live this day! β
The palace lord stared at the "gift".
didn't even lift his eyelids, and said indifferently: "The pit is good." β
Bai Lang's eyes widened: "Hat? What a ruthless ......"
"I still have time to come to me to make a small report, why haven't I cheated you for a year?" The palace lord said angrily.
Bai Lang took a deep breath and meditated, not angry, not angry.
Try to discuss it as loudly as possible: "Sir, I don't expect her to give me back more than 10 million shortfalls." I only ask her, can I not run to my pharmacy in the future? She went to pit the Chu clan, why didn't she go? Could it be that I am more handsome than Chu Junmo's sick president? Is it cooler to bully? β
The palace lord glanced at him coldly: "Because you have two words written on your forehead." β
"Hehe, I know, is it written 'extremely handsome'?"
"Extremely stupid."
The palace lord said mercilessly.
"Ahh Bai Lang pulled his hair frantically, "Brother, I can see that you have the opposite sex and no humanity!" Hey, I don't care if I don't care about it, my living expenses are gone, I want to eat and drink in your barracks, and you will be responsible for the trouble caused by your little goblin. β
Gong Jue rushed out of the door, and said to Adjutant Lu, who had just turned the gift back from the garbage can: "Is there still a room in the logistics of the barracks, and a vacancy?" β
Adjutant Lu nodded: "Yes, chief." β
"Let him go."
"Yes! ......" Adjutant Lu's lips twitched slightly.
Bai Lang was happy, and the palace lord took him in so easily.
But he heard the adjutant of the road say: "Bai Gongzi, then please follow me to the logistics pig farm." β
βhatοΌοΌ I'm a military doctor, not a veterinarian! β
"No, the chief didn't let you be a veterinarian." Adjutant Lu couldn't help but smile, "It's the lack of a soldier in charge of pig raising in logistics, and there is an empty room in the pig farm......"
Bai Lang: "......"
Grass, he's really coming to the wrong place!
Gong Jue and that little goblin turned out to be a pair of extremely well-matched pit goods!
He had no love in his life and followed Adjutant Lu out.
Finally, he glanced at the palace lord with resentment.
saw that Gong Jue was opening the brown paper bag, revealing the contents inside.
Bai Lang's eyes lit up......
"Damn, who sent you?"
He lunged over and grabbed the slender one.
Gong Jue frowned: "Who let you touch it, let it go!" β
What the stupid woman gave him, what is this guy touching with his hands?
", this is what my family sold in the Chinese Medical Hall. You need this? Do you ...... No way? β
Bai Lang suspiciously, full of deep meaning, swept the crotch of the palace lord's pants.
The palace lord was inexplicable: "What is this?" β
"You don't know?" Bai Lang laughed, "This is a bull whip, an aphrodisiac." Whoever doesn't lift it will eat! Who sent you so lacking in virtue? β
Moment.
The air froze.
In the next second, Gong Jue was furious and threw the thing and the gift box that Adjutant Lu had just fished out of the trash can into the corridor.
"Get out!"
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Inside the bedroom.
Gu Qiqi only felt that the window shook.
A wave of sound seemed to pass straight from downstairs, which was strange and terrifying.
Was there an earthquake?
She just wanted to open the window to see what was going on downstairs.
The phone rang.
Pick it up and take a look.
It was actually Gu Meifeng's call.
Gu Qiqi's eyes turned a little colder in an instant.