376. Lu Xun evolves pure masters
"Brother, can you put this dog skin on me, will it work?" Lu Xun said worriedly.
It was the evening of the second day, and I prepared a gorgeous dress for Lu Xun, who looked like a rich boy, with a folding fan hidden in his hand, and he was well-dressed and very exquisite.
For this reason, I spent a lot of money, bought a gorgeous dress, and went to the Zuixian Building with Lu Xun.
At this time, it was dusk, the sun had just set for an hour, and it was also the most lively time in the Drunken Immortal Building.
At this time, Ding Chunxiang will also come out for a walk, but the flower customers who come here are all regular customers, and they are all masters who know people, so they will definitely not embarrass Ding Chunxiang.
Listening to Sai Arsenic, a while ago, a person with no eyes came and wanted to tease Ding Chunxiang, but Ding Chunxiang didn't resist, her face was wiped off, and a large piece of thick foundation was stained.
A discerning person can see at once that this is Fu Yin's revenge, this is Fu Yin's ability, he only needs to see the stitches, and when the time comes, he can modify the meaning of the sentence slightly, and basically he can have the effect of pointing the deer as a horse.
Later, the Fu Yin knew about it, and the scholar suffered when he turned around, and he heard that he wrote an anti-poem, and then he was beheaded, and his head was hung on the archway of the scholar's hometown.
I heard that the scholar's father cried to death, and his mother cried out of madness, plunged into the lake and never came out.
A discerning person can see at once that this is Fu Yin's revenge, this is Fu Yin's ability, he only needs to see the stitches, and when the time comes, he can modify the meaning of the sentence slightly, and basically he can have the effect of pointing the deer as a horse.
This matter spread ten, ten to hundred, and then most of the people in Tokyo City knew about it.
Zhen Mi was stunned for a moment, looked at me in disbelief, and the arsenic next to her also made a straight face: "Lin Mubai, how do you explain my sister's matter!?" ”
A discerning person can see at once that this is Fu Yin's revenge, this is Fu Yin's ability, he only needs to see the stitches, and when the time comes, he can modify the meaning of the sentence slightly, and basically he can have the effect of pointing the deer as a horse.
came and went, and the owner of the Drunken Immortal Mansion knew that he must not offend two people.
One is the arsenic, the status of the arsenic in the hearts of all the flowers, just like the modern public goddess, belongs to the fairy level, and must not be blasphemed.
If anyone dares to blaspheme, everyone can drown people with a single spit.
The other one is Ding Chunxiang, who let this Ding Chunxiang have Lord Fu Yin behind it.
At this time, I also saw Ding Chunxiang, to be honest, Ding Chunxiang's posture can only be regarded as a middle-class posture, and it cannot be regarded as a country and a city, after all, the cheesiness on her body is too heavy.
And the arsenic is much better than Ding Chunxiang, and the arsenic mix is fairy up and down, which makes people feel fluttery at a glance.
However, in the eyes of everyone, the arsenic obviously belongs to the fairy.
According to the habits explained by Sai Arsenic, the color that Ding Chunxiang admires, the character that he appreciates, and the appearance of people, basically I dress up according to Sai Arsenic's words, so that Lu Xun originally belonged to a very small face with fresh meat, so he looked very handsome at this time.
At least a lot more handsome than I am.
"Okay, you actually carried me behind my back and came here to drink flower wine!" A familiar voice came.
The moment he entered the Drunken Immortal Tower, it really attracted the attention of many girls, and those girls who were like bees immediately surrounded Lu Xun.
That Lu Xun is still a junior brother, how to deal with such a situation, his little face immediately turned red, which made the women laugh too.
But the more shy Lu Xun became, the more the girls liked it, so I sat on a chair in the distance, bowed my head and sipped tea, and looked at Lu Xun from time to time.
"Who are you?" Zhen Mi immediately stood up and said.
Sure enough, at this time, Ding Chunxiang moved, she took lotus steps, stepped on a graceful posture, and approached Lu Xun: "Little brother, you are very raw, is it the first time to come?" ”
"...... It's the second time......" Lu Xun said timidly.
Ding Chunxiang's eyes smiled at the crescent moon: "But I look at you...... It's like a new visit, when was the last time you came? ”
It turned out that this Ding Chunxiang was so good, and when he saw that Lu Xun was a junior brother, he teased him.
"Yesterday at noon, you came to eat, do you have roast chicken here?"
"Who are you?" Zhen Mi immediately stood up and said.
"Roast chicken? It turns out that you want to roast chicken, what do you want to boil? Or is it braised red? Ding Chunxiang sat next to Lu Xun, and at this time, the girls who were eyeing Lu Xun also retreated and left, after all, no one wanted to provoke Ding Chunxiang.
Lu Xun smiled: "Those two, one is boiled, one is braised and the other is braised , of course, another one is better to roast!" ”
"It's all up to you, come, my good sister will take you to eat! It's not just delicious, it's fun! With that, Ding Chunxiang pulled Lu Xun's arm and dragged it upstairs.
A discerning person can see at once that this is Fu Yin's revenge, this is Fu Yin's ability, he only needs to see the stitches, and when the time comes, he can modify the meaning of the sentence slightly, and basically he can have the effect of pointing the deer as a horse.
Lu Xun was obviously reluctant, but when he looked at me, I immediately made a gesture to cheer him up, and this kid was relieved.
It turned out that this Ding Chunxiang was so good, and when he saw that Lu Xun was a junior brother, he teased him.
I suddenly became worried, could it be that Lu Xun was going to be eaten by this clove chunxiang?
Zhen Mi was stunned for a moment, looked at me in disbelief, and the arsenic next to her also made a straight face: "Lin Mubai, how do you explain my sister's matter!?" ”
But with Lu Xun's ingenuity, it should be more than enough to deal with a Ding Chunxiang......
Presumably.
I don't know how long it took, suddenly a fragrant wind struck, and I saw a gentle young master sitting next to me, I snorted and said, "There are people in this place." ”
At this time, Ding Chunxiang will also come out for a walk, but the flower customers who come here are all regular customers, and they are all masters who know people, so they will definitely not embarrass Ding Chunxiang.
"Okay, you actually carried me behind my back and came here to drink flower wine!" A familiar voice came.
I was taken aback, and hurriedly looked over, only to find that the person who came turned out to be Mi'er!
Mi'er also has a maid, both of whom are dressed as men, and a mustache with a lost soul is under the nose, and it can be seen that this makeup skill is also very good.
The moment he entered the Drunken Immortal Tower, it really attracted the attention of many girls, and those girls who were like bees immediately surrounded Lu Xun.
I was busy: "Daughter-in-law, why are you here?!" ”
"If I don't come, I don't know how many more sisters I'll have here! If you want to find a sister, you can, but you are not allowed to look for it here, most of the women here are not clean! Zhen Mi said.
"Who are you?" Zhen Mi immediately stood up and said.
I hurriedly smiled: "I'm here for office business, don't make trouble!" ”
"It turns out that the office is here to drink flower wine." Zhen Mi looked suddenly enlightened.
I couldn't cry or laugh: "Daughter-in-law, things are quite complicated, listen to me!" ”
I was about to speak, but then another scent of incense came, and I saw another woman dressed as a man.
This person is the pretty Sai Arsenic, and this girl is also pretending to be a man: "Who do you say is not clean!" ”
"Who are you?" Zhen Mi immediately stood up and said.
Ding Chunxiang's eyes smiled at the crescent moon: "But I look at you...... It's like a new visit, when was the last time you came? ”
"That, this is the arsenic, it's the Qingqi here, this is Mi'er, this is my ......" I was about to speak, but at this time, Zhen Mi snatched the stubble: "I'm his wife!" ”
"So you don't like women, you like men......" Sai Arsenic looked at me with a cold face.
Mi'er said again: "Xiongtu, no matter what, you are not allowed to come to this land of fireworks to drink, if you want to drink, I will send you those jars of aged wine at home, which are much better than here!" ”
"It's about the life and death of Dian Wei." I sighed.
Zhen Mi was stunned for a moment, looked at me in disbelief, and the arsenic next to her also made a straight face: "Lin Mubai, how do you explain my sister's matter!?" ”
"Sister?" Zhen Mi looked at the arsenic.
I sighed again: "Diao, Diao!" ”
Suddenly, Mi'er sat down obediently and stopped talking, and the atmosphere became unprecedentedly embarrassing.
Obviously, Zhen Mi is as smart as Zhen Mi, and he can't handle this embarrassing atmosphere smoothly.
Ding Chunxiang's eyes smiled at the crescent moon: "But I look at you...... It's like a new visit, when was the last time you came? ”
"Misunderstandings, it's all misunderstandings, in fact, this matter is a long story!" I said.
So I said my master-apprentice appointment with Diao Chan, and Zhen Mi's matchmaker's words.
Sai Arsenic relieved: "It turned out to be a family marriage, but you can't live up to my sister's affairs, if you do something bad for my sister, I'm not done with you!" ”
"My innocence...... It's gone......" said, Lu Xun cried.
Fortunately, Ding Chunxiang promised Lu Xun to talk to Lord Fu Yin and let him release Dian Wei.
Lu Xun opened his hand, and I saw twenty taels of silver.
"Sister Chunxiang asked me to buy another boot so that I can disguise myself well." Lu Xun said.
"Yes, yes, yes!" I cried bitterly, and my heart said that this arsenic was really the same as the name, not only was this posture vicious, but people would die when they tasted it, of course I didn't die of heart, and this mouth was also poisonous, as sharp as a knife.
"Poof......" Zhen Mi laughed.
Not long after, the main lord came, Lord Yin of Nafu was a fat and fat guy, and what was unexpected was that he was still staring at a green king hat on his head......
Coming to the table, Lu Xun said, "Brother......"
Where can Lu Xun parry, he immediately disarmed and surrendered, and then with a stick of incense, he smoothly changed from a boy to a man, and that Ding Chunxiang also seemed to love Lu Xun very much, and asked Lu Xun to come again.
"What?"
It turned out that this Ding Chunxiang was so good, and when he saw that Lu Xun was a junior brother, he teased him.
I almost fell to the ground, how could I be so secret? A gorgeous dress accompanied by a pair of cloth shoes, this is not a goof!
Such a woman is obviously not something that ordinary people can withstand.
I said embarrassedly: "The old man still cares about this, tell me what happened above!" ”
I said, "You ......."
After a long time, Lu Xun came out disheveled, his face was rippling, and there was a lip print on his face.