Li Zhi heard that his body was hot, hot, and he almost wanted to scold, how could this bastard be lucky with shit, but he didn't have this blessing!

The girl didn't know what he was thinking, she just looked at Wang Ergou quietly, raised her eyebrows, laughed, coughed again, and said softly: "It seems that you are very satisfied, little brother, isn't it?" If not, it is not impossible for me to give another box of gold and silver. ”

"Don't ...... No, I'm satisfied, very satisfied, absolutely, absolutely not Zhao Di's idea, Zhao Di will be my aunt and grandmother in the future, my ancestor! ”

Wang Ergou spoke incoherently, with a handful of snot and tears, crying uncontrollably and in pain.

Just because he received a box of paper money, a ghost came to the door that night to ask for it, and he also let a drowned ghost lick the water, and he was so frightened that all three souls and seven spirits flew away.

In the past few days, it is simply not something that can be evaluated by living like a year, if he can escape this catastrophe, if he sees the paper shop in the future, the coffin shop must be far away!

He cried bitterly, Li Zhi saw it ridiculously, and couldn't help laughing.

The girl glanced at the wall, smiled again, and turned her head to look at the two beauties: "In that case, then I'll send the two of them home?" ”

"Okay, okay."

Wang Ergou was overjoyed at this time.

The beauty was dissatisfied, and bowed down and said: "Lang Jun, the two of us are sleeping with you every day, and the joy is infinite, you can't be so disgusted?" Obviously, some time ago, she called me sister Jiaojiaoer! ”

Wang Ergou was sweating profusely, and he didn't dare to speak for a long time, so angry that the beauty snorted and flew him with a big white eye.

Li Zhi secretly hated, you silver gun wax head, useless things, you can't enjoy it even if you have a beauty in your arms, it's far inferior to me! Hey, how can beauties be blind, good people and beauties like themselves are favored, like that virtuous bastard, to someone rush to like it! He can't wait to get into the wall at this time, and tell the beauties that he is willing to marry one of them and go home, regardless of their origins!

If Wang Ergou knew his thoughts, he would definitely look forward to him trying the taste, he was turning over the red waves, the head of the beauty in his arms was broken, and he could still open his mouth to speak after the head was broken.

Anyway, Wang Ergou felt that he might not even dare to look at a woman from now on!

At this moment, Wang Ergou endured his fear, and mustered up the courage to beg Fang Ruohua: "Fairy, the little one knows that he is wrong, he must be honest in the future, and dare to provoke Zhao Di again, no need for you to say, I will chop myself myself!" ”

It's better to die than to be tormented!

Fang Ruohua smiled, thinking that it was about the same.

Of course, the most important thing is that the employees of 1275 have played enough games, and they have to take off work and want to travel, where is the time to spend time with such an idiot all day.

instructed Wang Ergou to take a copper basin with countless gold and silver ingots and paper coins in it, and Fang Ruohua personally took the fire fold and lit it.

The two big beauties bowed to her again, and waved at Wang Ergou: "Next Zhongyuan Festival, I will come to play with you again." ”

Wang Ergou's face instantly turned to ashes.

The two beauties grinned and walked into the brazier hand in hand, obviously it was just a small pot of fire, but when they saw the popularity, the flames instantly climbed high, and the fire swept away, scorching the flesh and bones of the beauty, and a rich aroma came to the face.

Wang Ergou's whole head was buried in the ground, and he didn't even dare to look at it.

Thump!

Li Zhi rolled his eyes, fell to the ground, and convulsed.

Fang Ruohua was speechless, and turned his head to look at 1275: "Will it be scared?" ”

"It's okay, people are not so fragile, look at Wang Ergou, he has been scared for so many days, and he is not crazy!"

1275 laughed.

Also.

Fang Ruohua is not as kind as before, and he doesn't think it's bad to scare the bastard living next to him, if he scares off a bad habit, he still accumulates virtue and does good.

Li Zhi was really frightened to his soul, and he didn't want to make a lot of money around, worked honestly, saved up a little silver with great difficulty, and went home to renovate the house, so that his father and mother enjoyed the blessings for a few years.

Wang Ergou was still lying on the ground, his face was full of confusion, Fang Ruohua didn't think about really scaring him to death, anyway, his sins were dealt with impartially by Bao Qingtian of Kaifeng Mansion, so that she didn't need to bother.

After all, under the law of the imperial court, this person is punished, which can warn the world even more.

got up and was about to leave, Fang Ruohua lowered his head again and said, "Put three sacrifices well, and sacrifice one to the door god!" ”

Wang Ergou hurriedly agreed.

Fang Ruohua lowered his voice and continued to scare him: "Don't forget, you burned two door gods in my land temple that day, hum, they are all careful, they hold grudges very much, if they don't dissipate their anger, but whenever a demon comes to the door, they either go out for a walk, or pretend to sleep and can't see, and you are the unlucky one." ”

Wang Ergou's tears flowed into his heart, he made trouble for a long time, he was so unlucky, it was all because the door god did not fulfill his duties, but he just wanted to sue, but there was no way to ask for help.

Fang Ruohua smiled and left, laughed when she went out, and scared him one after another, in order to make the play more complete, she was an acquired obsessive-compulsive disorder, and she couldn't change it.

There are antecedents and consequences, and this drama is complete.

As for whether there is really a door god, anyway, the two in front of the land temple have always had 1275 people on errands, which is really true.

July is over, and the weather is still hot.

Zhan Zhao didn't wait for the ghost that the land god said, there was no female ghost to recommend a pillow at night, and there was no demon fox to talk about the world during the day, until there was a white mouse who didn't stop, beckoning cats and dogs, and he was always afraid that there would be an accident in Kaifeng.

It is a little inappropriate to be inappropriate, and this is the period when the triennial imperial examination is held, and the students and scholars of Kaifeng gather, there are many scholars, in fact, it is easy to make trouble, and Kaifeng Mansion is really busy.

Zhang Long squatted in the corner of the wall with a sad face and nibbled on the meat steamed buns he bought from outside, the meat steamed buns were already a little hard, not to mention the teeth, but they were not so delicious.

"Hey!"

"What's the matter, I went to Guan Pu again, and I was trained by the government?" Zhanzhao passed by the door and couldn't help but smile when he saw this.

Kaifeng Guan flutter is prevalent, the common people are not only the New Year's Festival, they like to pounce when they have nothing to do, Futai actually likes it, but Zhang Long plays hard, sometimes because of greed to play, Futai and Mr. Gongsun often have to remind a few words.

"That's not it."

Zhang Long puffed out his face, "It's not the Li Zhi of Mahang Street, he came to report the case before dawn in the morning, and said that someone died next door for a while, and then said that the woman was burned, and it was not a crowd that was burned, and I scolded two sentences in a hurry, let Mr. Gongsun catch me and punish me for copying the law." ”

Zhan Zhao was stunned: "Can you find it out?" "Since someone reported that someone was dead, no matter how bizarre it is, you have to check it.

"Why didn't you check? Li Zhi next door is the bastard called Wang Ergou, the one who was in trouble by Bai Lao Wu, we went to his house to see, he didn't open the door, I was afraid that something would happen, so I asked the landlord to open the door, and when I went in, he was sleeping dimly, and the officials woke people up, and I don't know if this guy has a criminal record, he refused to say a word, only wrapped in the quilt and cried, but his room was clean, except for a small copper basin that burned some paper money and was worshipping, and there was nothing abnormal. ”