Hearing Si Chen remind him to be careful, Wei Yi heard the whirring wind behind him, followed by a very faint smell.

Wei Yi didn't even turn his head, only moved lightly and tilted his head slightly, and at the same time, he quickly jumped away from Yu Mu, who was asking for instructions face to face with him.

Whew, poof-

"Military ......" Yu Mu's mood at the moment can only be described by the word depressed.

The feeling of being stinky by the cute baby of the military commander's family is really not too sour, the key is that he was really shot while lying down!

Obviously, the target of the commander's son's dirty diapers should be the commander of his family, but the commander of his family dodged very irresponsibly, and he became a scapegoat.

Wow, that's delicious!

"Yu Mu, don't drive for a while, go to another car, my car will be driven by Guo Hao."

Oh, my God! Is he a good person who has no good retribution, is he disgusted and stinky by his military commander?!

"Stinky little ghost, are you plotting against your old man behind your back!"

Wei Yi was angry, his figure flashed, and all of a sudden, he seemed to be flying, and he came to Xi Xi, who was changing his son's diaper, but saw the sudden situation, and was stunned.

Without waiting for Xi Xi to react, Wei Yi picked up his own treasure with one hand, turned on the strict father mode, and scolded his son loudly.

But he didn't expect the little guy to have a back hand to deal with him. At the moment when Wei Yi picked up the little guy with one hand and faced him. The little guy actually raised his little buttocks, set up an anti-aircraft gun and peed on his own father, who was holding him in one hand.

As a result, Wei Yi shrewdly avoided it. Unfortunately, another pond fish was unfortunately affected.

"Oh my God, boss, big nephew...... I know. I'll go with Yu Mudu in a while, and I'll take the car in the back. As soon as Si Chen wanted to complain, he felt the terrifying force emanating from the boss of his family, and quickly changed his words.

It's just: "Puff-Wei Yixi, you little soul is ......"

"Giggle~"

When Wei Yi naively thought that his precious son's tricks had been exhausted, he never expected that the little guy would still hold back the last bit of child's urine in order to deal with him, a wise and martial father.

In the end, the boy's urine was really not bad at all, and it was all urinated on his face and body.

When I saw that my father had finally been tricked to see the little guy happy, I giggled very happily.

But Wei Yi was angry and was about to teach his son a lesson, but his wife came in time, and he was taken back by his son who was carrying him like a little chicken.

Xi Xi said: "Wei Yi, our son just peed on your face, and you are so angry?" Look at Yu Mu, who was scolded by our son's poop, and didn't say anything. And Si Chen, too, was innocently urinated, didn't he say anything? It's you, who are the fathers, just such a little bit of energy?! ”

"It's not a wife......"

"It's not, it's it. Okay, so are you, go and sit in the back car with Yu Mu and Si Chen in a while. ”

"Don't. Wife, my fault. It's all my fault. Actually, I especially like our son to wash my face with child urine. Clean and refreshing! The key is that it is said that the child's urine also has the effect of seclusion. ”

In fact, Wei Yi really wanted to say yes, obviously his own little ghost deliberately targeted himself. And do Yu Mu and Si Chen really not want to express their opinions? They are clearly cowardly, and they dare not say anything if they have an opinion.

However, Wei Yi was even more cowardly, as soon as he saw that his wife was annoyed, he quickly changed his words and coaxed his wife, and even lied that he especially liked his son to wash his face with boy urine, and also dug up words to explain the various benefits of boy urine and face washing.

- Sigh ~ The military commander (boss) is really shameless! Yu Mu and Si Chen couldn't help but slander in their hearts.

"Xi Xi, you're looking for death!" Whoop -

Huang Lian and the others in the school bus woke up at this time, Zhang Jie struggled to endure the sharp pain from his crotch, turned his arm into a hammer, and smashed the front window of the school bus with one punch.

Huang Lian also immediately condensed the fire ability, and was about to throw fireballs to sneak attack Xi Xi and Wei Yi.

However: "Yu Mu, I'll wait for someone to pick up the crystal nucleus for me in a while." ”

"Yes."

Smack - Wei Yi suddenly snapped his fingers, and everyone only heard a bang for a moment.

Looking at the orange school bus that Xi Xi and the others rode all the way was ignited in an instant, and together with Huang Lian and others on the bus, they were quickly burned to ashes in an instant.

"Ah, my car! Husband, if you kill someone, you will kill someone, why do you want to blow up a car? Do you know how much effort I put into getting this car? I'm counting on it for a ticket to me and my son, and the tart to the base. It's all in vain! ”

Speaking of which, Xi Xi was really aggrieved and was about to cry. Her husband, a loser, is comparable to Thanos, and he lost three tickets to the base with a snap of his fingers.

"Wife, where did you hear this? Who told you that you still have to pay an entrance fee to enter our family's self-built base, or use a garbage truck to arrive? ”

"Our family built their own base, you wait a while, my brain is a little messy now, you allow me to take care of it first."

was asked by Wei Yi like this, and Xi Xi's brain suddenly turned into a pot of porridge.

Xi Xi suddenly remembered that when she was hospitalized, she had heard her husband say that he would give her a surprise when she was discharged from the hospital at Christmas. The more Xi Xi thought about it, the more he felt that he had guessed correctly.

No wonder the base built on the way to the north actually knew the crystal nucleus, and even more knew what the crystal nucleus was for, it turned out that the base was built by her husband.

"You built the base?"

"To be exact, the training ground I used to lead soldiers to the field for training was changed, but all the infrastructure inside is complete. So I'm curious, why would anyone dare to rob other people on the way to the base I built? ”

"Especially like the school bus just now, it's not that I said, the survivors in the base will spend 1 to 5 crystal nuclei every time they go on a mission, and rent a modified military vehicle from the base. Like the inner car, even if it drives into the base, no one is willing to rent it with the crystal nucleus. ”

As soon as Wei Yi spoke, not only did the robbers who attempted robbery on the base road blush like pig liver, but Xi Xi's face was also very unsightly, and he felt extremely embarrassed.

And Wei Yi, who was born at the king level, will not make his wife feel ashamed and embarrassed.

I only heard Wei Yi hurriedly say: "Wife, it turns out that you like the modified bus." You said earlier, when we return to the base, I will immediately ask the soldiers of the arsenal to tailor a modified military bus for you according to your preferences. ”