Chapter 425: The two brothers beat each other
Dusty Wind looked like he was watching a good show, and he also lifted Erlang's legs and picked up the teacup.
Now Long Chen is embarrassed, "Wife, I'm talking about playing"
Wang Hongyu walked up to Long Chen, "Husband, I want to tell you something"
"Tell me, what's the matter with my wife?"
"You have to promise me before I say," Wang Hongyu said quite seriously.
Long Chen didn't hesitate at all, "My wife has spoken, then I have to agree, wife, don't say one, even ten things your husband will promise you"
Wang Hongyu deliberately raised his voice and said directly to Long Chen, "Don't go to my bed tonight!" ”
This time Longchen is not doing it, since he came back to the game, he basically has to turn the clouds and rain in bed with his wife every night, anyway, in Longchen's own words, that is, to make up for what he couldn't do during the previous time.
"Don't, wife, I was wrong, I was really wrong"
The way the little couple get along makes Chenfeng a little envious, his wife will not say such things to himself at all, after all, he is much better than the ignorant brother.
Who knows, at night, Long Chen was rolling on the sofa alone and insomnia here, and Chenfeng actually came over with the quilt.
Long Chen got up, "Why don't you say it, my brother has to take a good look at me, I'm afraid that I'll be cold at night, so I specially sent me a quilt"
Who knows, Long Chen went to pull the quilt, and the dust wind pulled it back again, "Stay there!" It's not for you."
"What's wrong? It's not for me, but for whom? Is there anyone else here but me? Long Chenhu asked with a dissatisfied face.
"Your brother and I are not human, are I? This is your brother's quilt for me! Is it impossible to borrow the knowledge of a few people? ”
"But I'm your brother, not someone else!"
"My brother doesn't borrow either! I have a habit of cleanliness, and you don't know, if you sleep on my quilt, I will have to give this quilt to you for nothing, I can't bear it."
Long Chen couldn't be angry, "Is there such a brother as you?" ”
"And what do you call me?" Dustwind asked.
"Brother!" Long Chen replied without the slightest hesitation.
"That's it!" Dust and wind win.
Long Chen continued to cross the sofa, "I said brother, why did you come out too?" My sister-in-law won't let you go to bed anymore? ”
"How can it, don't your sister-in-law have so many days every month, it's normal?"
Long Chen looked at his brother as mentally retarded, "Brother, don't you think I'm young, just fool me?" My sister-in-law is a man, how many days is it? ”
Dustwind sighed, "Tell me, is it easy for you to be me?" Tired and tired to see the sky serving him like this, let him be cool, what is the result? Didn't you just do it a little harder, as for kicking me out of bed? I really can't get used to his stinky problem, Lao Tzu grabbed the quilt and came out, who do you love to sleep, Lao Tzu doesn't serve! ”
Long Chen felt that he had been attacked by his brother, Nima, is this a complaint or a naked show of affection, do you really think you are stupid? Still can't hear it?
"Brother, you are holding him, and my sister-in-law will definitely take the initiative to beg you when the time comes"
Dusty Wind became even more sad after hearing this, this thing is terrible, it is not as good as he said it at all.
Here's the thing.
Dusty Wind and his wife are washing incense together, and when they are in the bathroom, they are all affectionate and gentle, "Wife, you are so good-looking"
Wen Huo blushed and blushed, "What's so good?" ”
Dust Wind actually had a bad taste and actually said, "It's the best place to look like a flower"
This can make the simmer angry, "You're like a flower!" You big sunflower! ”
I didn't wait for the dust wind when I got out of the bathroom, the dust wind quickly got out of the bathtub, dried himself and put on a bathrobe and walked out.
"Wife, what's wrong with you? You're not happy to praise you? ”
Wenhuo lay on the bed with his back to the dust wind, and when the dust wind was good, he pounced directly on it to coax.
"Go away, you big rascal!"
"What did I do with me? I'm only a hooligan to my wife! Besides, I'm not interested in my wife, but I don't feel anything about anyone else and can't even be a hooligan."
Wenhuo wasn't really angry with him, "Why do you say anything?" How embarrassing are you? ”
Seeing his wife's little face blushing, Dusty Wind was even more interested.
"Wife, you make me every night, the flowers bloom even though the waves, and my husband takes you to the sky"
These words directly made Wen Huo furious, "You are just a wave!" Your whole family is a waste! You get me out! Immediately, immediately! ”
Dusty Wind didn't take this seriously at all, "If it's not my wife, I won't go out, but now it's time for your husband to work hard, how can he go out?" ”
The simmer was a kick under the dust wind, and this kick was indeed not light, and the dust wind rolled directly to the ground in pain.
In fact, the simmer was not intentional, but he didn't grasp the strength of this kick and didn't kick the position.
The tears of dust and wind gathered together, which shows that this kick is really ruthless.
Now the dust wind also came to lose his temper, "I should be yours, right?" I owe you, don't I? I'm serving you, and I'm waiting for mistakes, right? I'll tell you about the simmer! Lao Tzu is no longer waiting for you! Who you like, who you like! ”
After saying these cruel words, Dusty Wind wanted to go out, but if he didn't slow down this time, he couldn't even walk, Dusty Wind just sat on the ground, and if Wenhuo wanted to apologize, he was all blocked by Dusty Wind's words just now.
In this way, one waited to apologize, and the other felt that the apology could not be said and was wronged, and the two of them just stopped.
Until Dusty Wind grabbed the quilt and went out, he didn't wait for an apology from his wife, but what else can he do? I'm out, so I can't go back again, right? Men are extremely self-respecting species, and Dusty Wind is naturally not an exception, he was almost kicked into a eunuch by his wife, and he couldn't learn from his younger brother.
At this moment, the two brothers of the Long family were huddled together on the sofa, "I said, brother, can you go over there?" Your long legs are too long, and your feet are almost calling me in the face! ”
"I said, you're a younger brother, why don't you know how to feel sorry for people? You think I'm happy to do that, don't you? You're not short on your legs, are you? Feet go inside! Be careful, I'm really asleep, I'll give you a bite! ”
The two of them huddled together on the sofa in an upside-down position, each with their own feet in each other's faces.
Author: What about the cleanliness that Dust Wind said was good? Dustwind: Do you believe it or not? My brother's, I don't dislike it! Author: I was wrong!
"Brother, why did we all find a little pepper? It stands to reason that it's not wrong for the two of us to deal with Little Pepper, why are they all made like this? ”
Dusty Wind's tone was full of disdain, "I said brother, you can pull it down, you are right to describe your brother, but if it's not yours, will you settle on yourself?" ”
"Brother! I can't stand it anymore! Long Chen sat up from the sofa at once.
Dusty Wind also sat up, and raised his hand to pull the corner of the chest guard, "What are you doing?" Brother, you have to calm down! We're brothers, so we can't mess around with this! ”
Long Chen looked embarrassed, "Brother, where do you want to go?" ”
"Didn't you say you couldn't stand it? Hurry up and go to the bathroom to solve it! My brother won't tell your daughter-in-law about this."
Long Chen was helpless, and hurriedly pinched the neck of the dust wind.
Dusty Wind was stunned, "Calm down, brother, calm down!" Let's not bring this, I'm your brother, not your wife."
Long Chen made a tiger face, "Don't get me wrong! I'm going to fight with you, brother! ”
Only then did Dusty Wind react, "Okay, you're going to rebel as a younger brother, right?" You dare to bully your brother, right? ”
"Don't talk nonsense! Fight or not, right? ”
Dustwind raised his hand, "Hit!" If you don't fight, something will really happen! ”
As a result, the two brothers really tore together, and the movement was still a big thief.
Wang Hongyu and Wenhuo in the house all came out, "Stop!" The two shouted in unison.
But the two torn together were not polite to each other, waving their arms and fists.
Wang Hongyu and Wenhuo hurriedly came over to pull the rack.
When Long Chen and Dusty Wind were pulled apart, they both gasped.
"What are you doing here? Why are they all so good? Wang Hongyu said.
"yes, there's a needle that's right, what are you doing? What can't you say well, can you do it like this? Simmer answered.
Dusty Wind and Long Chen both pouted aggrievedly, and the two of them said in unison, "It's not all because your wife won't let me go to bed!" ”
At this time, Wang Hongyu and Wenhuo both blushed a little, after all, it is better to solve their own affairs behind closed doors.
They took their husbands back to the house, and the living room was quiet again.
At this moment, the dust wind is here.
"My wife taps and it hurts."
Holding a cotton swab in his hand and medicating the dust wind, he had a tiger face, "You know it hurts?" Why don't you think about that when you're fighting? ”
"Wife, this fight is really to the point where you have to fight, otherwise you will lose your husband and mine"
"What are these words? Why is it still about losing? Wen Huo asked puzzled.
Dusty Wind grinned a little in pain, "Here's the thing" Dusty Wind told his wife about the matter.
As a result, Wenhuo's little face became more and more red, there was no way, as a man, this feeling came and there was nowhere to vent, it happened that there was a brother by his side, and if he was not a brother, he would help solve each other's problems, but if he was a brother, he could only fight.
"See, what about your little bit of interest?" Simmer is talking about lightheartedness.
Dustwind was aggrieved, "As for this, it's too much, but it's really cool to fight"
As soon as the words fell, I heard an oops, and it turned out that the simmer deliberately touched the dusty and bruised arm.
"I warn you! If you want to be cool, find a wife! It's absolutely not okay to find someone else, and it's not okay to find a brother, do you hear that? ”
"Gotcha" Dusty Wind smiled with a courteous face, if there was a tail behind him, he would be able to shake and cramp.
Wenhuo and Chenfeng have reconciled here, and then go to see Longchen and Wang Hongyu's side.
At this moment, Wang Hongyu is also like a simmer, holding a cotton swab in his hand and dipping it in the medicine to apply medicine to the unconscious husband in front of him.
But the action is very gentle, while applying, but also blow at the same time, the breeze is cool, but I don't feel that the place where the medicine is applied hurts.
Long Chen looked at his wife with gentle eyes, "Wife, you are so good-looking"
"If you can't win a fight, don't go out and be embarrassed in the future!"
Receiving such an evaluation from his wife, Long Chen was not happy, "Who said I couldn't win?" Wife, don't you see? My brother's face is full of color! ”
"Yes, your brother lit the lanterns, but your face is like hanging lanterns, why can't you explain clearly, you have to fight? What the hell did your brother do to you? Wang Hongyu asked.
"My wife is a long story"
"That's a long story short!"
Long Chen was also simple and rude, and said directly, "This is a way for men to vent!" As for how this method replaced another way, Long Chen naturally whispered to his wife.
Not surprisingly, Wang Hongyu's face became redder and redder the more he listened.
"What, as for it?"
"As for it, it's just too much, my brother is not much better, to put it bluntly, he and I both fought like this in order to serve our respective wives"
Wang Hongyu gave Long Chen good medicine, "My husband has really worked hard for you"
"Hehe, don't work hard, don't work hard, make my wife comfortable and make my wife happy, this is what I should do as a husband"
"That's right, husband, let's start abstinence in order not to make you work too hard."
Hearing Wang Hongyu's words, Long Chen was immediately worried, "Don't, you can't unilaterally decide on this matter of your wife."
"What am I going to do? Didn't I inform you in front of you?"
"It's not my wife, you haven't asked me if I agree with this, and I won't agree to inform me about this."
"If you don't agree, then you can go out and sleep on the sofa for me now!"
This is really the same thing, and it actually produces different results in different people.
The dust wind is not too cool, and Longchen's side is simply sleeping on the bed, which is more torturous than who is on the sofa.
You know, your wife is by your side, but you can only look at it but can't touch it.
The point is that the whole Longchen didn't even dare to look at it, because if he looked at it again, it would definitely get out of control.
Early the next morning.
Dusty Wind was refreshed, humming a little song in the kitchen to personally make a loving breakfast for his wife.
And Long Chen, with dark circles under his eyes, looked uninterested, and went to the refrigerator to get water to drink.
When Dusty Wind saw his younger brother's state, he really couldn't help but tease.
"It's really not me who is an elder brother talking about you, brother, you know how to be more or less modest, right? Even if you're younger than your brother, we can't do that, can we? You know, this body is your own, take it easy, right? ”
Long Chen didn't choke on the water he drank, "Brother, what are you talking about?" Why don't I understand? ”
"What are you kid pretending to be in front of your brother? Look at you, you look overindulgent, leisurely, this cultivated land can't be in a hurry."
"You're looking for a beating, aren't you? You don't look like a brother when you are a brother! Still overindulgent, your brother and I want to, but you have to have that opportunity, don't you? I didn't sleep all night last night, is it easy? ”
"It's really not easy, I can't see it, there is a needle that is so strong? Can you stay all night without sleeping? ”
Dusty Wind's words simply made Long Chen go crazy, "You stinky brother! Can't you just think of something healthy and pure? ”
"Health and purity? Pull it down, your brother and I have been through a hundred battles, and this thing of purity has nothing to do with me."
"Didn't you go through a lot of battles when you were in battle? You're going to have to tell me about what is hidden deep enough."
"Brother, this is a long story, hurry up and stay and don't affect me to make a healthy breakfast for your sister-in-law, but your sister-in-law was tired enough last night, you know, your brother and I are not ordinarily strong, your sister-in-law is still lying on the bed and can't get up."
Long Chen felt that he had suffered another critical attack from his brother, and the show of affection was too embarrassing.
"Gotta get me back to the house, right? I can't afford to provoke my brother, you have been through a hundred battles, wait for me to tell my sister-in-law, anyway, you have been through a hundred battles, and it's not bad to fight again, isn't it? ”
Dusty Wind hurriedly went to stop Long Chen, who was leaving, "Brother, let's not bring this, isn't your brother admitted that he has been through a hundred battles?" Your brother, I am pure and clean, your sister-in-law, but my first love, don't talk nonsense, you know? ”
Long Chen smiled evilly, he could fix his brother to this extent, in the past, it was simply impossible.
After the breakfast was prepared, Dusty Wind was going back to the room with a plate.
"Brother, why are you still here? Why don't you go back to your room? Dustwind asked.
"Brother, I'm really hungry, can you give me the portion you made first? Your brother is really going to starve to death."
The dust wind protects breakfast like a hen protects a chick, "If you want to eat it, let your wife do it"
"My wife is still asleep, brother, can you bear to let your brother be so hungry? You also know that your brother's stomach is very delicate, and if you can't eat breakfast, it will hurt, so brother, you should give me the portion in your hand first, and then make one. ”
Dusty Wind still didn't agree, and Long Chen actually came over directly to grab it.
"Are you a wolf or a hound? If you don't bring this, won't you just give it to you? What are you biting me for? ”
The dust wind was really pounced upon, and Long Chen bit a neat row of tooth marks on the side of his hand.
Having received breakfast, Ryuchen went to the table with a plate, a thief with a knife and fork, a cut of fried eggs, sandwiches, and a small piece of steak.
The first two things were safely sent down in the mouth, but when it came to this steak, Long Chen thought that this steak would be very tender, so he simply cut a large piece, but when he put it in his mouth and chewed it, he found that it was simply old and hard.
"What's wrong with this thing, brother?"
Seeing his younger brother pointing to the steak, he looked like he was begging for praise, "How about brother?" Not bad, right? This is the pinnacle of your brother's craftsmanship, don't be too impressed."
"I'm still moved, if it weren't for my good teeth, I would have fallen out of dentures a long time ago!"
Dustwind couldn't believe it, "Impossible! How can you, brother, lie to me? ”
I walked over and tasted a piece for myself, "Bah, can you eat this thing?" ”
Long Chen looked at his brother and shook his head, "Brother, you're right! ”
Dusty Wind is also polite, "Brother thank you"
This time it was Long Chen's turn to be stunned, "What are you thanking me for?" ”
"Of course, thank you for not making my wife suffer."
Long Chen felt that he really tried his best to control himself, otherwise this plate would be able to detain his brother's brain.