Chapter 509: I Have a Monkey Do You Have Wine?
Although in Monument Valley's view, Monument Valley is completely free of pesticides and it is fun to eat chicken, but for Internet addicted teenagers, it is good to have a mobile phone to play, what kind of bicycle!
He shrank at Li Fan's feet, having a lot of fun, Li Fan was helpless, and he didn't know what to do.
At this moment, a wild fruit was suddenly thrown from the tree and smashed on the body.
"Squeak!" He was smashed, raised his head angrily, and was about to curse.
As soon as he looked up, he saw an old monkey with a snow-white body and several circles larger than him squatting on a tree, glaring at him angrily.
This bear child is not worrying at all.
Yu Di originally came out to lead Zhuang Dad and them to the Monkey Wine Forest, who would have thought that Yu Ji left and right did not wait for him, so he had to come and see, and when he came, he saw that Yu Di was playing with his mobile phone again.
Yu Zhen suddenly became angry, you bear child! Hit!
Ah, it's over!
Seeing his grandfather's angry face, Yu Di's little face turned white all of a sudden, and as soon as he turned around, he shrank behind Li Fan's back.
In front of the TV, the audience burst into laughter again.
"Look at that little face."
"The last time I caught Lei Lei stealing her phone without doing her homework, she had this expression."
"Hahaha, it's so pitiful, I was caught by a big monkey playing with my mobile phone!"
"Look at that monkey so old, I guess it's the monkey king's grandfather! This leather monkey is going to be spanked when he goes back. ”
"Squeak!" Yu Zhen roared loudly in the tree, this bear monkey, can't you shoot the show?
The owner said he wanted you to lead the way!
Yu Di looked left and right, but he didn't see Zhuang not far away, and suddenly became more bold, and shook his head again and again.
Yu Zhen is going to be angry, he is entangled, what can I do?
The task assigned by the owner is not going to be completed.
Wait a minute......
Isn't it just monkey wine?
He glared angrily, turned around and disappeared.
After a few minutes, he returned, holding a hollowed-out piece of wood that seemed to contain something.
"What does it smell like?"
"It smells so good!"
"Why is it so fragrant!"
"It seems to be fruity and sake......"
He jumped down from the tree and cautiously walked to the side of the crowd.
Then he put down the container in his hand and walked towards Li Fan step by step.
"We step back." Shi Haifei beckoned everyone, and everyone and the photographer stepped back together, leaving only Yu Di and Li Fan in place.
Yu Di wanted to run but didn't dare to run, Yu Ji grabbed Yu Ji, and the splitter was two mouths.
"Alas, alas, don't! Don't hit the kids! Father Zhuang subconsciously went to persuade him.
Because of his personality, in this show, Dad Zhuang doesn't talk much, most of the time he is silent, silently hurrying, or collecting various wine-making materials, and occasionally takes out his own wine, so that everyone can drink some fatigue.
At this time, as soon as Zhuang's father said this, everyone in front of the TV laughed again.
There are still monkeys who persuade them like this?
Of course, Zhuang's father knows that the creatures who live in the era of exile can't enjoy a carefree childhood like human children.
He dragged the basket, then pointed to the wine, and then pointed to the basket, and then dragged the basket away.
"He mean, is this a thank you gift?" Li Fan wondered.
"What's that? Is it really monkey wine? ”
"What if it's monkey urine?" Li Fan said.
"Smack!" Li Fan was slapped on the back of the head by Zhuang's father.
"Uncle Zhuang, I said I wouldn't beat the child!" Li Fan called Qu.
A few people watched on TV, cautiously approaching the rough container made of wood.
This was probably the dead branch of the tree, the inside was rotten, and then it was polished, and the capacity inside was not large, that is, a few hundred milliliters, and the wine in it was pale green in color, and when you got closer, the aroma of the wine was even stronger.
"It smells so good...... What a complex fragrance...... "Li Fan doesn't understand wine, so he can't say anything at all, but Dad Zhuang is an expert in wine, he snorted, and began to chant as if reporting the name of the dish: "Passion fruit, kiwifruit, apple, peach, pear, lemon...... There are at least a dozen kinds of fruity aromas in it, as well as the smell of grain and leaves......"
"These monkeys can still eat passion fruit and use passion fruit to make wine?" Li Fan was stunned.
"This stupid kid ......" Zhuang's father almost slapped him again, Zhuang Buyuan's classmates, how can they be as virtuous as Zhuang Buyuan, "It's just that the fragrance chromatography inside, different fruit flavors mix and react with each other, so there will be different fragrances!" ”
"Is this really monkey wine?" A crowd was dumbfounded.
Except for Father Zhuang and Producer Zhao, everyone else only knew that their purpose was to find monkey wine, but they didn't know that monkey wine really existed!
"Isn't it, just taste it!" Li Fan took a step forward, just wanted to drink, but suddenly retreated: "Wait, how is this wine green, it won't be poisonous!" ”
"Green is normal, monkeys don't use filtration equipment, wine lees float on the wine, naturally green......" Father Zhuang gritted his teeth, took a step forward, cautiously reached out and picked up the wooden container, brought it to his mouth, and then carefully took a sip.
"How?" Everyone looked at his superficial feelings.
Father Zhuang's brows furrowed slightly, and then his whole expression lit up.
"Incense! Sweet! Soft! Father Zhuang said three words in a row to evaluate this wine.
"Let me taste, let me taste!" Li Fan just wanted to grab it, but Shi Haifei had already rushed forward, "Collect a sample first!" Maybe it's a one-of-a-kind book! ”
He took out a straw, filled a small bottle, and took a sip when everyone was unprepared.
"Woo ......" took a sip of his stomach, Shi Haifei squinted intoxicatedly, and a smell of wine exhaled from his nasal cavity, "It's delicious!" Cool! Refreshing! This wine is very strong, about 10 degrees! If you can have a drink before bed, ah...... The first taste of green wine is easy to get drunk, and a pillow of a small window sleeps. ”
In front of the TV, Shi Haifei's fans had their eyes shining again, Shi Xueba is not only a science bully, but also can read poetry?
"You ...... You leave me some ......" The wine glass was passed around in everyone's hands, and when it reached Li Fan's hands, there was only a little bit.
In front of the TV, I don't know how many people are subconsciously swallowing and foaming.
Damn, did you really find monkey wine? These people are so lucky.
I really want to drink monkey wine! Don't know how to drink it?
However, this kind of god-given artifact is really only the luckiest people who can drink it.
"You're going too far, I got this wine with my phone!" Li Fan was sad, "This wine is so delicious, I have never drunk such a delicious wine, what should I do if I can't drink it in the future......?"
The audience is also concerned, yes, what if they can't drink it?
Before the words fell, Li Fan suddenly felt someone tugging at his pants.
He looked down, and he didn't know when, he actually came back and reached out to ask him for his mobile phone!
Everyone: "......"
This kid really doesn't remember to eat!
As soon as Li Fan's eyes rolled, he had an idea in his heart.
……
In the valley, in the dense forest, Li Fan helplessly hugged the obsessed Monument Valley, and shouted as he walked: "Whose monkey is this!" ”
"Your little monkey is out again, bring it back!"
"If only you could give me another glass of wine! No, two glasses! ”
"I have monkeys, do you have wine? It's time to trade wine for monkeys! I'll take this monkey home when it's late! ”
Li Fan called for a long time, but no monkeys came out, and he said disappointedly: "Could it be that these monkeys have already left?" I don't think there will be no monkey wine. ”
He took another step, and a forest of mixed trees suddenly jumped into view.
Above the trees, there are many nodules.
Between the woods, the aroma of wine overflows.
Several monkeys, jumping on the branches, holding all kinds of simple containers in their hands, were looking down at Li Fan.
At that moment, the rousing music began.