Chapter 47: The Surprise of Carnival Night
"What are you doing, I asked him to come, you dare to lock him, I'm not done with you!"
Sun Ningning let go of me, and instantly returned to his cold appearance, pointing at his glasses angrily, and said unceremoniously.
"What's the matter, I don't like you, you want to declare a personal vendetta, I'm going to sue you for personal gain, he's my man, we're both asleep, if you have the ability, you can lock it!"
I never thought that Sun Ningning would say this so explicitly, so I was so frightened that I hurriedly stepped forward, dragged her back, and said it in my mouth.
"Miss, what are you doing, our relationship is good, you can't shout about this matter everywhere, we still don't know who your cousin is, how can he declare a personal vendetta!"
The glasses may not want to provoke Sun Ningning, seeing that the two of us sang and harmonized, shook their heads and let the two subordinates retreat, and then didn't care about me and Sun Ningning, turned around and went to work, I smiled happily, and didn't want to have any entanglement with him, said goodbye to Sun Ningning, rented a car and went back.
In this contest of intelligence and courage, instead of losing, I won very beautifully, sitting in the shed behind the tricycle, my mood was so comfortable that it was difficult to repeat, babbling and humming tunes, so to speak, my current worth can be ranked in the top ten in the county, and a few women revolve around me, I don't want to be happy.
I enjoyed the thrill of the victory, and got off the bus in the township, to my surprise, the big head and the short man did not go back, and when I asked, I found out that they were going to bring something back to celebrate after dark.
They can do their own thing about these things, I smiled and snatched the cash box from the big man's hand, stretched out my hand and said to him.
"Give me the key, I'll ride back, you guys take a tricycle, come to my house at night, don't buy too many things, although we are not short of money, but don't be too showy!"
The big head smiled, took out the key and handed it to me, muttering: "You fucking will enjoy it, a few of us are huddled together, you are good, give it to you, don't fucking hit Lao Tzu, ride carefully!" ”
I was in a good mood, I didn't bother to talk to him, I snatched the key, whistled and rode away, and when I got home, I spread a box of money on the bed and counted it carefully, a full 500,000.
"Damn, it's really big, haha......"
Picking up a handful of money, I sniffed it, and then I flipped it up, and the colorful banknotes flew all over the sky like a goddess scattering flowers, and at that moment, I seemed to forget that I was a mortal, and I was lying on a pile of money, and I almost collapsed the tattered bed board.
However, the real carnival was not yet coming, until after dark, I rowed a boat to move them and things one after another, Chen Hui and Zhang Fang cooked on the fire, and my brother and I drank and blew up the golden flowers.
I don't know what the dwarf thinks, Orchid Bean made a bag full of snakeskin, a basket of peanuts, and the most infuriating thing is that he actually spent hundreds of dollars to get a few bottles of Indian divine oil.
After learning how to make money empty-handed, my brother lost the original fun of frying golden flowers, I grabbed a bottle of Indian god oil and asked the dwarf.
"What the hell are you not good to buy, you can't eat or drink this thing, hundreds of yuan, you don't feel distressed, Fangzi is not distressed?"
Zhang Fangzheng brought a plate of braised pork ribs with full color and fragrance, looked at the Indian divine oil in my hand, and his face suddenly turned a big red, I was also puzzled, thinking that this thing has any wonderful effect, why would this woman be ashamed to answer when she saw it?
"Look, what are you rubbing, I found that thing, get the money out!"
Zhang Fang didn't give me a good face, but I was in a good mood, he smiled, and poured a box of money on the bed from under the bed, seeing this pile of tickets, the short man and the big head were so shocked that they were speechless, but Zhang Fang and Chen Hui hugged each other and giggled like a crazy woman.
"It's 500,000 together, Fangzi, the thing is yours, you can divide it!"
Zhang Fang didn't react for a long time, I unceremoniously slapped her buttocks, and after a crisp snap, she touched my numb buttocks, glared at me, brought a box of money, and said after thinking about it.
"I'm going to take 200,000, and you will share the rest, not including the dwarf!"
Zhang Fang picked up his share and handed the box to me, I rubbed my hands, threw 100,000 yuan to Datou and Chen Hui, and then stuffed 50,000 yuan into Zhang Fang's arms and said.
"I'll take 50,000 yuan, the thing is yours, you have to take some more money, let's talk ugly ahead, if anyone is arrested, don't drag a few brothers into the water!"
Judging from Zhang Fang's face, she didn't want the 50,000 yuan I stuffed her, probably because my hands kept rubbing her breasts, and she was afraid that the dwarf would be jealous, so she had to reluctantly accept it.
The big head didn't take money very seriously, so he took out 20,000 plugs to Chen Hui and 10,000 stoppers to the dwarf, saying that it was for the wedding gift, I smiled, threw him a cigarette and said.
"Big head, we made a small fortune this time, if we can plan well, it will be a broad road in the future, how can I ask you to take the money out and take it back!"
Chen Hui has never seen so much money, from the beginning to the present, she is in a panic, I saw that she was stunned, so I slapped her on the ass, scared her for a while, the money in her arms was scattered all over the ground, I picked up two dozen and threw it to the big head and said.
"What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and bring the wine and food, let's not get drunk tonight, if you don't get drunk, you have to spit out 20,000 yuan!"
Chen Hui may have an opinion on me slapping her ass, so she reached out and pinched my waist, so painful that my tears were about to come out, but before I could scold, she put away the money and ran away.
"This woman, hehe......" I smiled, swept all the pokers on the table to the ground, and went to get the food myself, chicken, duck and fish, piled up a large table.
Zhang Fang may have seen a dozen or a dozen of money, but she was very calm while being happy, standing next to the short man, and kept opening a beer, but the big head glared at her and scolded as soon as she opened her mouth.
"Tiger, let's chirp, what does the dwarf like about you, the beer is all drunk by the girls, our brothers can drink this, give me a white one, two bottles per person, whoever the fuck can't finish it is a coward, these beers, you have to finish with Chen Hui and the two of them!"
Zhang Fang was kind-hearted, but he was scolded by the big head, and his heart was suddenly unhappy, so he picked up two bottles of liquor and threw them to the big head and said.
"Drink, drink, drink you, you tiger, what does the dwarf like about me, you also ask, which man in these ten miles and eight towns does not drool when he sees me!"
After hearing what she said, the dwarf immediately glared at Zhang Fang, snatched the liquor in her hand and said: "Okay, okay, just you, I can tell you, if you dare to hook up with me behind my back, my dwarf is anxious, but I want to kill people and drink blood!" ”
This is true, I have seen him tear off people's ears with his bare hands in a hurry, which is why I dare not mess with Zhang Fang.
The atmosphere was a little wrong, I was afraid that they would quarrel, so I hurriedly grabbed the wine bottle, looked at the big head and the dwarf and said: "Quite a big man, don't fucking bully women, come, let's drink, Fangzi, call Chen Hui to come in too, everyone is lively!" ”
Drinking wine and eating meat is a trivial matter of life, but since I have explained the matter in such detail, there will inevitably be a scene of turbulence and undercurrent in the future.
It can be said that the county magistrate may not have eaten so richly, we can be described as a whirlwind, and in the end the ground is full of wine bottles, the dwarf fell to the ground and snored, and the big head could not lift up to a mess of mud, Chen Hui had already met with the Zhou Gong, I pointed to their staggered appearance, grabbed the wine bottle and laughed.
"Haha...... You...... You...... You're all fucking cowards, let's drink it again if you have the ability! ”
"Okay, let's do it!"
I turned my head to look, but it was Zhang Fang grabbing a beer, looking at me with a flushed face, she may have drunk hot white wine, a lot of sweat oozed from her white neck, and the buttons of her collar were also unbuttoned, revealing a proud behemoth.
It may be that wine can strengthen my courage, I actually stared at Zhang Fang directly, that Zhang Fang was not shy, when she saw me looking at her, she also looked at me directly, obviously, there was fire in her eyes.
The drunken woman is already so charming that she can't talk, the corners of her eyes are crimson, her face is blushing, and even the breath exhaled from her nose has a charming fragrance, which is not bad, the key is that Zhang Fang's skin is too good to be good, which makes people have the urge to reach out and pinch it to see if they can pinch out a pool of spring water.
"You want to sleep with me, what are you doing?"
I don't know what Zhang Fang saw in my eyes, she actually said such shameless words, if I hadn't drunk, I wouldn't even dare to look at her like this, let alone sleep with her, but now it's different, my mind is very high, and I want to go back when I hear her speak.
"Joke, why don't you dare, damn it, Lao Tzu is not a coward, I'm afraid that you won't be able to do it!"
I don't know how Zhang Fang ran into my arms, but she grabbed the beer bottle in her hand, lifted it up and poured it into my mouth, she was so close to me, plus the effect of alcohol, my eyes suddenly blurred.
Reaching out to take the bottle, he slammed it to the ground, and whether he woke up or not, he reached out and hugged her, and began to kiss her, from the forehead to the mouth, and then to the neck......
You have affection, I have intention, dry wood fire and alcohol anesthesia, Zhang Fang and I soon fell, from the house to the outside, from the sand to the reservoir, I don't know what I did with her, but the mood was extremely comfortable, and she was so happy that she chirped......
If it is said that Widow Zhang is the joy of Sangzhong, then it can be said that Zhang Fang is overturned, and the happiness she brought me that night is still unforgettable, and every time I think of it, I always have an endless aftertaste.
When everyone woke up the next day, I was half lying in the reservoir, but Zhang Fang was lying on her back on the beach, and when I was about to wake her up, Chen Hui was sitting on the big rock behind me at some point, and her face was full of disappointment......