Military training, as everyone knows, is the most boring and tiring thing. But if military training becomes colorful, you won't feel so bored.

The East is white. I wake up early, go out for a walk, and get some fresh air. When I returned, a few lazy pigs were still dreaming of their spring and autumn dreams. I didn't call them, I just shouted, "The beautiful women out there are good!" Before the voice fell, the three people jumped up to me at the same time and asked, "Where is it?" I laughed and said, "Where are there any beautiful women, just kidding." Look outside, and you are all assembled, and you know how to sleep. Don't forget, today is the first day of military training! The three of them answered separately and tidied up and washed as fast as they could.

Levi and I found our place in the class, and as the class leader, I started to form a team. But the more I asked everyone to stand up, the more chaotic they became, and I was angry and at a loss. Murong Qiuyue stood up at this time and said, "Fellow students, don't make trouble. Please stand in line by size. After saying that, a miracle happened, and everyone stood up very consciously, and stood very straight. When I saw this, I was very angry and shouted, "Why don't you listen to me, but listen to her!" Yes? If you don't like me, you can say it, I can change my mistakes, how can you do this to me? "Everyone listened to my shouts, and they all cast contemptuous glances at me, and even stuck their tongues out at me. I wanted to cry at the time, why am I so unlucky, to be a bunch of broken classmates? I can't take it anymore. At this time, Murong Qiuyue patted me and said, "Hey, don't be angry. There's a reason why people don't listen to you, because you don't say a word of please. I was silent when I woke up in my dream, and since then, I have been respectful to everyone.

"Good! Now all the instructors are invited to form a team in each designated class to prepare for military training. A deafening sound came from the loudspeaker. At this moment, a middle-aged man who was not tall, dark and swarthy like charcoal ran towards us and stopped in front of us. In a thick dialect, he said, "Take a breath and stand upright." We barely understood these commands. But the next sentence is that my name is Huang Fantong, but what we all listen to is the yellow rice bucket. When he made everyone laugh, and even more, he sat on the ground and laughed, and even I, a person who doesn't like to laugh, laughed and chanted: "My name is Huang Rice Bucket, Rice Bucket." Levi clutched his stomach and forced a laugh. Said to the instructor, "Instructor, can you please use Mandarin?" We don't understand very well. The instructor's face was darker than just now, and it turned out to be blushing.

This time the instructor was in a hurry, and the donkey shouted, "Okay, get up for me and don't laugh." Remember, my name is Huang Fantong, not Huang Rice Bucket. In this way, several classes next to him also laughed, and the instructor's face was really unbearable. I want to go on like this, how can I practice? So he stood up and said, "Students, don't laugh. After all, they are instructors, so don't lose the face of our college students. And you, instructor, please speak Mandarin in order to avoid misunderstanding! Please remember, we are not fellow countrymen. "My classmates didn't embarrass me this time and stopped laughing. Murong Qiuyue also cast an approving glance at me. It doesn't matter now, the people around me are looking at me, I stand proudly, majestic, but my little face is red. Seeing that the scene was under control by me, the instructor hurriedly said, "Students, our task today is to ....... ”

Everyone is doing all kinds of movements under the guidance of the instructor. Because of our ridicule, I heard that the instructor later got the Mandarin certificate, which was beyond the expectations of all of us.

Li Wei and I came back from the cafeteria, and just threw the stinky shoes and socks aside, only to see Yang Siqi and Tang Menghan coming back. When he entered the house, he shouted, "Have any of you seen a beautiful woman today?" Levi pulled a long face and said uncomfortably: "I'm almost tired of doing movements, how can I have that idle time." Yang Siqi pulled up the sleepy Li Wei and said, "You didn't see us, but we can see it, it's a first-class beauty." Now Levi is in good spirits. Ask: "Which class?" What is it called? How's the personality? ……？ A series of questions confused Yang Siqi, and he didn't know where to start, and he couldn't spit out a word with his mouth open.

Tang Menghan smiled and said, "I know everything you asked, and I'll inquire about it." Now it's up to you to see if you're sincere. "Blackmail, obvious blackmail. Levi thought about it and said, "As long as the information you tell me is valuable, I will treat you to dinner, and I will do what I say." As soon as the word is spoken, the horse is difficult to chase. Yang Siqi and I listened to us without us, and put on a look of wanting to beat him, and under our persecution, Li Wei had to change his words and say: "As long as you say, I will invite them all." ”

Tang Menghan let go of the Li Wei and said slowly: "This beauty is really beautiful." She is the same as us, the 3rd class of the 06 class of the Chinese department. You have the same surname and different names, her name is much better than yours, her name is Li Rumeng, and she is like her name, like a dream. Known as the "Gentle Angel", think about how beautiful the angel is! She is now being elected by the boys as a flower. Hearing this, Levi asked stupidly, "Finished?" Everyone looked at him with dull eyes and a stiff expression. Calling back his soul in unison, he said, "It's over!" Levi came back to his senses and kept shouting like crazy: "Beauty, my favorite is beauty." Beauty I'm coming! ……。 "He's really crazy.

Satiated. Li Wei said wildly: "Brothers, I, Li, have heard that Li Rumeng is so good, I like it very much, and I will definitely cut him down." I never broke my promise, and I will start chasing women tomorrow, and if I don't succeed, I will become a benevolent. Everyone gave him a middle finger up.