Chapter 259: Taiwanese mother-in-law

My heart is like a chaotic situation, it is difficult to sort out, if Chen Hui really betrayed me, can I fight her?

I thought about it for a long time, and it wasn't until the dwarf came up that I had a little idea, and I immediately explained a few things to him.

First: Something to shoot as soon as possible.

Second: the big head has to be made.

Third: find out what Chen Hui really thinks.

These three things are extremely brain-testing, and after all, I don't expect the dwarf to help much, just let him find someone to keep an eye on Chen Hui, and then send him away.

After eating and drinking, and closing the door, I rubbed my hands and laughed, pounced on Zhang Fang, and examined her from head to toe.

Except for a scar on her leg and her mental head is not very good, Zhang Fang has not changed much, her body is still so soft, and it erupts like a spring after a light touch.

"Brother Shan, don't get it, itchy, I'm thinking that tomorrow is the Qingming Festival, you accompany me to Nanmen Mountain and give my father a fragrant drink!"

She grabbed my dishonest hand, pretended to be disgusted, puffed out her cheeks, and looked very charming.

It's not good to describe the things in bed too much, and the point stops.

Aside from the time to go to the toilet and eat, I stayed in her bed for more than ten days, until I had enough energy and recovered my body, and then I took her to the vicinity of the City God Temple, pretending to be a squatting point for food.

The City God's Temple is an underground market, mixed with fish and dragons, and the market is open, and that place is several times more lively than before.

Selling fruits, clothes, antiques, calligraphy and paintings, and even selling sass...... The whole nine yards.

I was dressed in rags and unkempt as I walked between vendors and tourists of all sizes, hoping to find top buyers.

Of course, it is very difficult to do things as a beggar, and I will be beaten and kicked everywhere, but fortunately, I know how to endure before I can break out.

After more than ten days, the weather became hotter and hotter, and I had nothing to gain except for the sun like a black dog's liver.

I was surrounded by a group of people selling sugar cane and apples, who accused me of stealing things and demanded that I lose money, and some of them raised their hands and pretended to beat me.

If it weren't for the beggar's dress, I would have been able to kill these dogs in minutes, but in order not to attract attention, I still endured the unbearable scolding.

"Hey...... Say what about you, clean and pay five dollars to get out, don't delay grandpa to do business! ”

"You say that this person has hands and feet, why is it bad to do it, he has to be a thief?"

"Get two fruits, it's still not that you don't eat the last meal, you don't have the ambition!"

"Oh, if you want me to look at me, these two in-laws are just afraid that they are fools, you look at it, scold and don't speak, giggle at the chicken feathers, and send it to the police station!"

……

Zhang Fang was wearing a bright red gown, with straw tied around her waist, and her face was like the bottom of a pot, looking at me and smirking.

I made my hair into a chicken coop, wore a tattered jacket, and showed two holes in the buttocks of my pants, revealing my dirty buttocks, and looked at those who were watching the excitement and smirked, thinking: "You chicken feathers, one day, Lao Tzu will sell this street and drive you all away!" ”

"Let one go, let one let ......"

Two men in suits pushed through the crowd and met a very temperamental mother-in-law.

She is very tall, more than 1.8 meters.

The face of the melon seed is very white.

The body is well-proportioned, convex and backward and thin in the middle, typical of the S-shape.

Maybe I was too eye-catching, but when I was passing by, she glanced at me, and at this point, the air around me was all fragrant, which stimulated me to raise my neck, and at her, "Ah Che", and sneezed loudly.

She stopped, glanced at me a few times in disgust, looked at the two men in suits, frowned slightly and said: "What are you doing, I have already said, don't come, don't come, now it's okay, I've ruined my makeup, wait until I go back, see if my dad doesn't punish you, hum!" ”

Daddy?

I was taken aback, this is the tone of the Taiwanese, I couldn't help but look at her a few more times, stared at her tender white neck, raised my hand and touched the skull of my head and said.

"Miss is not a local, I don't know if I can give it a chance, I want to invite you to have a drink!"

As soon as I finished speaking, the people around me were in an uproar.

"I made it, you young man, you are not dumb!"

"Haha...... It's just you, invite someone to drink, and you don't get a few cents in your pocket! ”

"This kid, I guess it's a ha'er, look at the good-looking mother-in-law, it's all fucking drooling, don't you look at what it's worth!"

"Oh...... Interesting, they look down on you, I want to give you this opportunity, yes, I'm a foreigner, you pick a place! ”

The woman grimaced at the sneering crowd, and when she had finished speaking, she walked straight up to me, and all the onlookers dropped their jaws and became speechless.

"Miss, no, the lord will beat us!"

The two in suits, probably her bodyguards, reached out in front of her to stop her from approaching me.

I smiled, pointed to a teahouse opposite, made a gesture of please, and then whispered to Zhang Fang: "Go and call the dwarf, remember to keep a low profile!" ”

"Wait, you haven't lost my money yet, you can't leave!" A vendor pulled me and almost smashed the sugar cane in my head.

The Taiwanese mother-in-law frowned, and with a wave of her hand, his bodyguard took out two hundred yuan and threw it on the ground.

I clenched my fists and grinned, "Huh...... Thank you, Miss, the grace of dripping water, when you repay with a spring, today you can open up to eat, drink and play, I pay! ”

Everyone was stunned again, and they all cast strange glances at me, I was too lazy to bird them, so I took a few steps first, walked to the woman and led the way, and went to the teahouse.

After getting a private seat, I ordered all the good food and drink to be served, and those who ran the hall also looked down on me, but the temperament of the mother-in-law was there, and they didn't dare to say anything when they pouted.

"It's interesting that you're called Hanako, let's say, how do you know what I'm doing?"

"Hehe, beauty, don't you think your chest is very attractive, white and big, I am salivating when I see it!" I looked at her chest and said nonchalantly.

She smiled lightly, reached out and took off the pendant on her chest, gently placed it on the table, looked at me and said, "You actually recognize this object, you are really not a beggar, but you tell me whether I am beautiful or this pendant is beautiful!" ”

Her question was a bit ambiguous, but I was good at it, and I scratched the tip of my nose and said.

"It depends on the angle of appreciation, if you're lying on my bed, what about the pendant...... It's no different from a stone on the side of the road, but if it's in the arms of other men, I still think the pendant is beautiful! ”

I'm talking in black words, beautiful is actually the meaning of value, she smiled happily when she heard it, beckoned the two bodyguards to retreat......

(End of chapter)