Chapter 10 Chen Xuanzang has made a big move!
"Huh?" Miss Duan looked at Chen Xuanzang suspiciously, interested in what Chen Xuanzang said about letting the demons change their evil ways and return to the right. "I don't really understand, what can be done to make a demon change his ways?"
If Chen Xuanzang's method was really useful, then there would not be so many innocent people in the world who died tragically under the claws of demons. At that time, she will definitely do her best to help Chen Xuanzang promote this method! Of course, all this is based on the fact that Chen Xuanzang's method is indeed available!
Miss Duan stood aside with her hands folded, tilted her head and motioned for Chen Xuanzang to do it herself.
Chen Xuanzang was not afraid of the hideous appearance of the salted fish essence, and was about to step forward to show his so-called method, but the names of the surrounding Shuizhai villages were not happy! This finally caught the monster on the shore, and the most appropriate and ideal plan was to kill it! Do you want to stay in the future and continue to plague the water village? So, for a while, the crowd was excited!
"Kill him! Kill him! ”
"Kill him to avenge Lingen!"
"Kill him and avenge the innocent village names who died tragically in his mouth!"
The names of Shuizhai Village gritted their teeth and raised their fists around the salted fish essence, and scolded in their mouths, Chen Xuanzang saw this scene and was worried that the salted fish essence was accidentally killed by the angry Shuizhai villagers, so he was bitter. I'm also worried about what if the salted fish spirit suddenly breaks free from the exorcist's weapon and hurts people?
So he tried hard to push away the crowd, trying hard to squeeze in with his somewhat thin little body. After all his hard work, he finally squeezed in.
As soon as he entered, he stopped everyone and shouted, "Everyone calm down, listen to me!" I'm a professional...... Ahem, I'm an exorcist and I know how to deal with youkai, now calm down! ”
"Kill him! Kill him! "The voice of the name of Shuizhai Village is getting smaller and smaller, they are just venting their inner fear and anger, where did they get the strength to kill the salted fish essence. Even if the mana of the salted fish spirit was sealed by the amorphous flying ring, it was not something that the villagers of Shuizhai could kill.
Sister-in-law Gen, who is holding a machete, has already told everyone with the fact that it is "bloody", and this is not a defense at all!
Now what they need is a step to get them down, fortunately, Chen Xuanzang is not the kind of person who chokes people, so he came. And gave enough steps to the villagers of Shuizhai.
After coming down the steps, the villagers of Shuizhai stood quietly, looking at Chen Xuanzang with a little respect in their eyes. Looking at his posture, you know that it is not simple! Good guy, guy has everything!
A patched tablecloth was spread out and placed on a wooden board, a hand-cranked gourd silk, a rattle that looked like a child's play, a piece of paper full of incomprehensible symbols, and a stone pressed from Chen Xuanzang's backpack in the center! God knows why he went on the road with a stone on his back, not sinking?
Miss Duan looked at Chen Xuanzang with interest, and a trace of brilliance that she didn't even know was spreading in her pupils, gradually spreading to her heart and corroding her heart.
"......Huh" Chen Xuanzang took a deep breath, and secretly said that everything is ready, and he only owes the first time to use love to influence demons! You must not be nervous, you must not be nervous!
Looking at the salted fish essence with a solemn look, Chen Xuanzang said steadily: "I know you can transform into shape, so let's change into shape, so that it will be easier for us to communicate." ”
The salted fish spirit wagged its tail and snorted like a horse, and in a while, one, no, one, no, one! Yes, it was a naked man who appeared in front of Chen Xuanzang! At the same time as he turned into a human form, Miss Duan untied the shackles of the amorphous flying ring.
Chen Xuanzang's eyes couldn't help but be attracted by the salted fish essence, and slowly his gaze wandered to his crotch.
"emmmm, good fellow, even better than mine...... Ahem, Amitabha, color is emptiness, emptiness is color! That's not good, it's not good! ”
With a shout of Buddha in his heart, Chen Xuanzang withdrew his gaze, looked at the salted fish essence, and took out the secret book given by his master Rulai from his backpack: 300 children's songs!! It was placed on the stones. He smiled at the salted fish spirit.
Picking up the hand-cranked gourd silk, Chen Xuanzang began his performance.
Miss Duan's interest from the beginning, to Chen Xuanzang's solemnity after taking out the dick, and the rare crimson on the eagle's face after seeing the salted fish essence turned into a human form, and the laughter after Chen Xuanzang took out 300 children's songs......
He sighed slightly in his heart, and said secretly: "Where is there any way to make the monster change its evil and return to the right, if there is, then it should have been studied and popularized a long time ago!" And why should there be any exorcist mission handover? ”
"Child, child, why are you so bad?"
"Bullying and deception, why did you do it."
"Learn to be a good child and love each other."
"Care is in the heart, full of color."
Chen Xuanzang sang and sang, and began to invest in his feelings, looking at the salted fish essence like a loving father, the expression of the salted fish essence was extremely exciting, and he wanted to get angry but remembered Miss Duan who was standing on the side, and finally could only hold back his anger. turned his head to the side, not looking at Chen Xuanzang, who was underwhelmed.
However, in Chen Xuanzang's view, this is not to suppress anger, but to dare not face him with guilt, Chen Xuanzang, who is more and more determined in this idea, began to move forward inch by inch, not knowing what he was about to face.
"Obediently, come back quickly, I will hold it in my arms and keep it open for you!"
"Obediently, you must truly repent, you will always be my favorite child."
"Good ......."
"MMP, it's not obvious that I'm turning my head to the side, is it? If it weren't for that woman, I would have you a long time ago! I can't afford to provoke, can't I still hide? With this thought in mind, the salted fish spirit lowered his head deeply. But he didn't know that his appearance, in Chen Xuanzang's opinion, was to feel deep guilt, even so guilty that he couldn't even lift his head!
Thereupon......
"The method taught me by the master is really effective! The monsters all bowed their heads guiltily! ”
Chen Xuanzang became more and more excited in his heart, and the more he sang, the more energetic he became, and the more he sang, the more he devoted. Even, he wanted to completely break through the heart defense of the monster salted fish spirit, so he slowly moved his body and squeezed his crotch...... Crotch?
Situ Yi, who was in the dimensional crack, looked at this scene and sighed, not thinking it was funny at all, although he laughed like a fool when he saw this scene when he was watching the movie.
"I have some sympathy for this salted fish essence now, but if it were me, I would definitely him when he sang the first line! The kind that is in ashes! ”
To be reasonable, Chen Xuanzang's singing voice is quite good, at least he has deduced all the loving and benevolent emotions in the song. It's just that......