"Wait for me!"

Kang Mazi shouted, and then I heard his "ah" cry, and then fell over my head, I was so surprised that I hurriedly reached out and grabbed his ankle in mid-air, and said angrily.

"Don't run the hell and bump into butterflies or birds, the gods can't save them!"

As a result of my grasp, he and I fell faster, and I almost collided with the strange fire butterfly.

"Haha...... You are so bold, since you dare to come and disturb my Wang Qingxiu! ”

This voice is very familiar, I turned my head to look, the whole person was scared badly, I was shot in the head by the head of the mother of Lili actually stood in the place I just now, the strange thing is that her skin is blue all over her body.

"Ahram, Jibaslaya......"

Suddenly, she opened her arms and looked up at the top of her head at forty-five degrees, her blue lips moved, and she didn't know what she was reading, I only felt the yin wind burst out, and the water in the small river was like a fountain, suddenly spewing out countless columns of water.

"Brother Shan, do you think this is a ghost?" Kang Mazi muttered quietly: "It's scary, how can you be the same as an old witch!" ”

"It must be, it's crooked, it must be a nonsense, you look at her breasts, one big and one small, her legs are also asymmetrical, and her collarbones are like being broken by a fucking man!"

I said it very loudly, wanting to use this to strengthen my courage, but unexpectedly, a black shadow suddenly moved behind the old female ghost, and the men who were killed by Hu Hai outside actually all appeared alive.

"All evil human beings, we are hidden on the earth and do not fight or rob, why do you still bother us, let the soul of the ancestor destroy you today!"

The old female ghost let out a scalp-making scream, I hurriedly raised my hand, looked at her and shouted: "Slow, even if you die, you have to let me die to understand, who are you, why are your ghost clan resurrected?" ”

"Haha...... Let me tell you, do you understand, do you know what is the secondary reorganization of atoms, and what is the regeneration of material cells? ”

The old female ghost didn't give me face at all, and ridiculed me, I smiled, tried to relax my tense face, looked at her and raised my finger and said: "I don't understand Lao Tzu, so what, you want to kill Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu told you to never be born!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes, I want you to go to eighteen layers of hell, no, no, no, it's a hell!" Kang Mazi answered, and also raised his middle finger with me: "Lao Tzu thought that all female ghosts were beautiful, but I didn't think that this was such an ugly monster, but it turned against Lao Tzu's stomach, Brother Shan, if you deal with it first, I'll vomit for a while!" ”

He was afraid of death, I smiled, stretched out my hand and pushed forward violently on my back: "Go and vomit" said, felt the seal, bent his knees, stepped on his shoulder and rushed towards a group of ghosts.

"Brother Shan, this is killing me!" Before he got closer, Kang Mazi began to coax.

I laughed: "I'm afraid of a bird, these ghosts are different from the ghosts you know, they are alive, stabbing one to death is one!" ”

The seal in my hand faintly glowed purple, and before I could get closer, the old female ghost screamed, and the many blue ghosts behind me fled and dispersed.

This is the territory of the ghost clan, although I can jump three meters high, but the speed is not as good as them, and after falling to the ground, the old female ghost is standing on the rockery, opening her mouth and began to chirp crookedly and talking about birds, before she finishes, a few blue butterflies flew towards me, startled back hair.

What should I do without a weapon, and the pistol in my pocket is useless under strong magnetic fields?

"Brother Shan, take off your clothes and beat them with your clothes!"

I turned my head to see that this Kang Mazi had already stripped naked before I told me, so angry that I wanted to strangle him, so I couldn't help but say, took off my clothes and waved.

"Don't fucking let it go, say it sooner if you think of something!"

Brushing, the clothes rotated very slowly in weightlessness, but they still swept down the three fire dancing butterflies that flew in, and before I could be happy, grandma's, the sound of the clothes snapping ignited, and I was so frightened that I hurriedly threw it out.

"Give you another chance, stay here and reproduce for our ghost clan, otherwise you won't even be able to do ghosts!"

The old female ghost was very arrogant, her breasts rose and fell, probably because I had beaten her to death, I thought about it, and laughed when I looked at it.

"I'm giving you a chance, if you don't want to die, hand over my people, otherwise Lao Tzu will collapse here!"

I didn't say anything polite, and I also replied arrogantly, thinking: "Lao Tzu has the seal in my hand, and I'm afraid that you will not see the light of day?" ”

Sure enough, it babbled angrily when it heard what I said, but it didn't give the order to attack, I smiled contemptuously: "Mazi, let's look for the baby, find my two mothers-in-law, don't care about these disgusting ghost clans, they can't help Lao Tzu!" ”

After taking a few steps forward, Kang Mazi followed tremblingly, sticking to my arm like a mother-in-law, and said as he walked: "Brother Shan, you are still a Taoist priest, can you cure ghosts?" ”

"Don't be nonsense, this ghost clan is different from the ghosts you imagined, they can't be hidden, there is no spell, to put it bluntly, it's the same as you and me, but the species is different!"

Walking near the rockery, I deliberately glanced at the old female ghost with a side face, it was so angry that it scratched its ears and cheeks like a monkey, squatted on the rockery and squeaked, I was immediately happy, and couldn't help but whistle "Ninety-Nine Sunny Days".

Kang Mazi seems to have watched the movie "The Story of Liubao", and actually clapped his hands with my whistle and sang softly.

"Ninety-nine, that sunny day, eighteen-year-old brother sitting by the river, where the east wind blows, where does the windmill turn, the broad bean flowers are fragrant, the wheat seedlings are fresh, the windmill is singing, why doesn't the little brother speak"

He has some talent for singing, and his singing voice is quite infectious, and it doesn't make me feel creepy in Noda's tomb, but it makes me feel comfortable.

"Haha...... Brother Shan, how well do we cooperate, this old ghost is angry! "At the end of the song, Kang Mazi was happy.

I touched my mouth, looked at the old female ghost and raised my middle finger, and said, "Sure enough, I'm in a much better mood when I sing a song, how about it, old ghost, I thought of a way to deal with us, and we continued to search for it!" ”

"Babble...... I'm going to eat you alive, ah......"

The old female ghost was completely furious, and she was about to jump down and kill me, but her kind around her dragged her to death.

"My king, you can't go, he has a secret treasure to restrain the ghost clan in his hand!"

"Haha!" I was in a very comfortable mood and couldn't help laughing, grandma's, tomb robbers like me are estimated to be unprecedented, and there is no one to come.

Unfortunately, the joy came and went suddenly, and I was even more silent, and my ankles suddenly felt cold, as if I had been caught by something, and I shivered......

(End of chapter)