Chapter 51: Monkey Stealing Peach VS Dragon Gripper (Second Update!)
"Master, I think I know what happened to the disappearance of the fortune thread on your body!" said the Celestial Maiden.
"I'm grass, isn't it, do you mean: Guan Erye's fortune charm is still unlucky?" Su Ziwen said with a confused face.
"I think this is the only explanation, after all, this chick offered to pay you 500,000 yuan!" said the Heavenly Maiden.
"It seems that only this explanation is reasonable," Su Ziwen said in approval after hearing it.
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"Beauty, do you want to think about your own life's events, I can soak you for free!" Su Ziwen said with a smile.
"Get out, my mother has a lot of boys chasing her, I don't need you to soak it!" Zhuge Weiyang said domineeringly.
"Cut, do you want me to soak me yet, I'll soak your sister first, as the saying goes, half of the pp of a good sister-in-law is my brother-in-law's, and when the time comes, I won't be the first to get the moon near the water, hahaha......" Su Ziwen said with a laugh.
"Dream, if you can't catch up with my sister, if you can't make my sister feel excited, see if I don't cut off your criminal tools, hum!" Zhuge Weiyang looked at Su Ziwen and made a cutting gesture.
"Oh, I'll go, I didn't break the law with this tool, and I didn't commit a crime against you, why did you cut it for me!" Su Ziwen said speechlessly.
"Hmph, anyway, if you can't handle this matter of chasing my sister, I'll cut you off, so that you will never be able to do anything!"
"I'm grass, if anyone marries you, it won't be a minute for you to cut it!" Su Ziwen said.
"What do you mean?" asked Zhuge Weiyang, puzzled.
"What else can it mean? Look at your temper and know that you are not easy to satisfy, if your man can't satisfy you in bed, he will be cut by you in a minute!" Su Ziwen said.
"Do you want to take care of it?" Zhuge Weiyang scolded.
"Then I have to take care of it, you must know that I am a careful person, I like to be helpful, I don't have too many advantages in this person, but the only advantage is 'bite', big! Beauty, do you want to consider trying my job before I soak in your sister, okay! It can be regarded as exploring the way for your sister first, what do you think?" Su Ziwen said with a smile.
"I'll probe you a big-headed ghost!" As soon as Zhuge Weiyang's voice fell, he came to Su Ziwen to steal peaches, and caught the second brother of Su Ziwen's family.
"Oh......" Su Ziwen took a hard breath of cold air, his cheeks bulged wide, and his whole face turned red instantly, because Zhuge Weiyang did not scare Su Ziwen with a ruthless hand.
"Bastard, this guy is not big, why is this so big!" Zhuge Weiyang muttered in his heart with a slightly red face, obviously she was also very shy, but at this time, she had to send it!
"My Aunt Di, you should let it go! If you accidentally crush me, how do you say I chase your sister, right! It really hurts to let go!" Su Ziwen felt cold air between his aching teeth.
"Hmph, now that I know how to beg for mercy, weren't you very good just now? Didn't you want me to explore the way first?" Zhuge Weiyang said.
"I was wrong, I was wrong!" Su Ziwen said, raising his right hand, and a dragon grasp struck Zhuge Weiyang's plump chest.
"Ah......" Zhuge Weiyang shouted, quickly let go of his hand, knocked Su Ziwen's hand off, and then protected his chest.
"Little girl, it's so big and soft through so many clothes, it seems that you are very material! hehe, I seem to want to see your sister sooner, I think your sister should be more material than you, hehe......" Su Ziwen said with a treacherous smile.
"You bastard, you shameless!" Zhuge Weiyang pointed at Su Ziwen and scolded.
"Cut, you did it first, I just attacked your second position, and I didn't attack your first position, you must know that you attacked my first position, so it was me who suffered, you made a lot of money! Hehe...... Su Ziwen said with a smile.
"Get out!" Zhuge Weiyang scolded.
"I regret letting you chase my sister now, it must not be a good thing to see you like this!
"Do you think I look like someone who has a girlfriend?" Su Ziwen said with a bitter expression.
"No, it's the best, or I'll cut it for you first," Zhuge Weiyang said.
"My grass, little girl, can you cut it for Lao Tzu without moving, do you make me embarrassed like this? What if one day I sleep well with your sister, what if you are jealous that your sister cut it for me?" Su Ziwen said with a bitter face.
"Get out, who would be jealous of you? The old lady is not without a man, the old lady wants a man to wave the team from here to be discharged from the south city, do you believe it or not?" Zhuge Weiyang Niu said with a bang.
"Oh, I'm a good girl, the woman who dares to say that is the first in my impression, I'm grass, or you're a cow, I'll take it!" Su Ziwen said helplessly.
"If you accept it, you will be right, if you don't accept it, the old lady will cut it for you!" Zhuge Weiyang said threateningly.
"I'm grass, little girl, can you tell me that you're still not in the right place, look at your posture, and cut it for me if you don't understand, how do I feel like you're experienced in a hundred battles!" Su Ziwen said.
"You get out of here! Is the old lady in charge of your business, you just need to do what you should do, remember to make my sister fall in love with you, let my sister experience the taste of love," Zhuge Weiyang said.
"You're not afraid that I'll make your sister fall in love with me and then I'm abandoning your sister, so that your sister won't be more sad, it's not as good as a person, you are not only not good for your sister, but also harmful," Su Ziwen said.
"Hehe, my sister's methods are even more ruthless than mine, if you dare to abandon her from the beginning to the end, you can think about the consequences, but from what you just said, I believe that you are not the kind of person who gives up from the beginning to the end!" Zhuge Weiyang said.
"Haha, yes, I like to hear what I say, hehe......" Su Ziwen said with a smile.
"Hmph, it doesn't matter if you like it or not!" Zhuge Weiyang said.
"Uh......" Su Ziwen was embarrassed