The rain stopped, the white mist lifted, and the dense forest took on an eerie white color in the night.

My mind was full of Kun, and I searched for stories about it from my barren memories, but unfortunately I only remembered what Yuan Xing said just now, "Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in a pot."

"Forget it, it doesn't matter how big it is, if you can't stew it in one pot, you can use two pots" After saying to myself, I glanced at Leader Zhou's mother-in-law and Yuan Xing, thinking that they were thin and timid, so I simply took out a firewood knife and cut two straight firewood sticks for them.

"Xiaoxing, why do you say that it is the fish of the Northern Underworld, do you see it, it may be a snake, a Jiao, or a dragon?"

Yuan Xing took the stick, waved it a few times happily, shrunk his nose and said.

"Are you a pig, you can think of it with your toes, let me ask you, what is the name of the snake, what is the name of the dragon, and what is the name of the dragon?"

"You girl, no big or small!" I was angry and funny, raised my hand to give her a brain break, it can be seen that her body is wet, I have a heart of pity and pity again, and the raised hand had to scrape the tip of her nose and said: "How to speak, if I am stupid, you can still live until now, your Chinese teacher didn't tell you, threesome, there must be my teacher?" ”

After speaking, I pursed my lips and thought about Yuan Xing's words, she was right, the snake hissed, and so did the Jiao, and the dragon heard that it relied on roaring, and more than 90% of the time was Kun.

"Stingy, I can't joke with you, yes, I saw one of its eyes, and half of its wings, and the eyes were as big as a few sunburners, but they scared me to death!"

Yuan Xing seemed to be recalling Kun's appearance, his face was full of horror, I was also taken aback by her words, the sun is two meters five long, one meter eight wide, such big eyes, how big is that body, isn't it able to swallow dozens of people in one bite, no wonder many seniors have returned in vain, it turns out that there are behemoths guarding it.

"Hey" I sighed, but the mother-in-law of the leader of Zhou stabbed me with a stick, and if the stick was offset to the right by half a minute, I thought my chickens would not be able to be saved.

"I want to pee, you go with me!"

Glancing at the misty forest, I smiled happily and said, "What are you afraid of, walk two meters forward, take off your pants, no one can see it!" ”

"No, I'm afraid, you and Xiaoxing will accompany me, don't peek!"

I glanced at Xiaoxing, and saw that she nodded and agreed, so I had to reluctantly say, "Okay, okay, let's take you to pee!" But in his heart, he thought: "Fools don't peek, you dare to, don't look at white."

The two people left by Hu Hai covered their mouths and laughed, looked at me and waved their hands, meaning to let me go with peace of mind, I see that I have to wait for Hu Hai to come back anyway, it is better to look at the posture of this mother-in-law's urine, so as not to live up to the beautiful scenery of the good day.

The mother-in-law of the leader of Zhou walked straight to the barren land, and only stopped when she reached the place where she barbecued human flesh just now, and I saw that she did not mean to take off her pants, and I couldn't help but say with some disappointment.

"Sister-in-law, don't you want to pee, there are no outsiders here, take off your pants cleanly if you want to pee!"

She glared at me, sat on the ground without feeling dirty, held a stick and fiddled with what might have been Yu Fang's bones, and said with a hint of sadness on her face.

"Shanzi, if we can't go back this time, can you agree to a request from your sister-in-law?"

"Yo Xi!" I was secretly happy, thinking that she might be in heat or waves, and I couldn't figure out if I could have an affair this time when digging the grave.

"Sister-in-law, what are you talking about, I brought you and Xiaoxing here, not to save the two of you, let alone one, even a hundred requests I am willing!"

She smiled coldly, snorted through her nose, as if she saw through my thoughts, and said disdainfully.

"Don't think that your sister-in-law is Pan Jinlian, even if it is, you are not Ximenqing or Wu Song, I just want to die when I am not alone, I hope you can hold me!"

"What are you talking about, even if you want to die, you are still dying in bed, how can it be in the wilderness!" I was going to say that I died in my bed, but Yuan Xing, the ghost spirit, kept glaring at me, which made my words change the taste of my mouth.

"Actually, I killed Yu Fang, he insulted me very brutally, in front, back, above, below, everywhere he didn't let go, and threatened me to keep this relationship, you know, I just got married and had a lot of scruples, so I tricked him here, and then stabbed him to death with a knife!"

I have already guessed Yu Fang's death, it doesn't matter if she says it or not, but since she said it, it is not when I am an outsider, I looked at it gratefully, and reached out and touched her shoulder as a comfort.

"I didn't want to say it, but this matter has been tormenting me, and now that I say it, I feel better, do you know, after I killed Yu Fang, those ugly monsters who eat people will arrest me, and I will see you when I wake up!"

"What?" I was taken aback, I almost didn't get up, I didn't think that she could come out alive after being caught, could it be that she had something to do with the Guardian?

"Sister-in-law, dare to ask your surname!"

"My surname is Lili, what's wrong!"

This is the first time I know her name, 鬲丽丽丽, 鬲 is the lower part of the character 鬶, I suspect that he is the descendant of the guardian of the spirit, as for why it is not the surname 鬶, I think it may be because she is a mother-in-law, take half of the ancestral surname.

"Okay, I promise you, if something happens, I'll be the first to hold you!"

But it's just a hug, I don't have anything to lose, and she's still a weak and boneless mother-in-law, holding Shu Tan doesn't say, maybe if she dies, she can still have a few shots in the underworld.

"Then I want it too, brother, if I die, what do you say!" Yuan Xing was like a two-five-six, and he destroyed the atmosphere in an instant.

"I said you're a big-headed ghost, brother is here, mainly to save the two of you, tomb robbery is just incidental, and, brother, when you're your own sister, don't keep thinking about what happened to me!" At this point, I turned my head to look at Lili and said with a wink at her.

"Sister-in-law, don't you want to pee, hurry up, this place has a big vision, I'm worried about the Yin Fire Buzzard!"

I don't know if I was shy, or if I was illuminated by the fire, her face turned crimson, she slammed her fist and hit me on the shoulder, and said with a pout.

"I hate it, in front of Xiaoxing, even if I scold you, you can't do anything!"

I thought she was joking, but I didn't expect to get up after I finished speaking, and I took off my pants after walking a few steps, and I turned my head unwillingly, thinking that I would definitely not bring Yuan Xing out next time.

Mother-in-law peeing, I've seen a lot, I've seen Chen Hui in the front, Zhang Fang in the back, He Xin in the side, if it weren't for Yuan Xing's clever ghost, I would definitely not miss this great opportunity from top to bottom.

Although I didn't dare to look back, my ears didn't rest, and I listened to the hissing of my back...... Tear...... The hissing intermittent sound, I summed up a pattern, the sound of the mother-in-law's pee is directly proportional to the face.

"Brother Shan, where are you, I saw a ghost......"

I was analyzing Lili's expression when she urinated, and I heard Hu Hai's impatient shouting in my ears and eyes......

(End of chapter)