Chapter 230: Fu Shui Turns into Bones (I)
"The legs are 'crossed', even if they wear skirts, it is not easy to 'walk' light, and the 'women' and 'sex' who often hold this sitting posture are generally self-centered and will not be too at the mercy of their boyfriends, and are known as big 'women'.
"However, they are genuine, and it is not difficult to 'make' friends with them. Of course, if you want to really own her, that's a difficult thing to do. However, they are open to many things and will live a chic and relaxed life. ”
"That's right." A 'girl' next to her immediately said in surprise: "What about me? What kind of person am I? ”
"You." I smiled and looked at this little 'leg' *** inverted V-shaped 'girl', "The 'female' who sits in an inverted V shape is an innocent and cute type, but they are the most popular with the same 'sex', not the opposite 'sex'."
"Although the heterosexual 'sex' has a great affection for their cuteness and innocence, they are often intimidated by their passive 'sex'. Moreover, once the relationship with them is confirmed, there is no chance to get out easily, but if you want to get such a wife, this may be just what some people want! ”
"Hee-hee, what about me, how am I?" A pair of 'legs'***, a 'girl' who sat very boldly, shouted.
I glanced at her, "The 'female' and 'sexual' of the two 'legs' *** are more bold in 'sexual' personality, and in terms of thinking, they are more active and not procrastinating.
"At first, her boyfriend will find it easy to 'befriend' her, and even think that she is a bit boyish, but later on, he will be deeply attracted to her charm and cannot extricate himself.
"She doesn't just because of whose money and strength she is with, but with whom, more often, she values the personal charm of men."
"Accurate!" The heroic 'girl' child patted the shoulder of the person next to her in surprise.
I laughed to myself, these general things, to put it bluntly, are like fortune telling, piling up many vague and specious words, leaving the listener to find the focus and similarities for themselves, but they can only deceive the little 'girl' student.
"Hehe, Xiaoye, what are you playing? You don't even call me. A clear and gentle voice sounded, and the listener suddenly cooled down a lot.
Zhao Yunhan walked into our circle and asked with a signature smile.
"Xiao Ye is watching us test our 'sex' personality, it's very accurate." It seems that her popularity is really good, and someone next to her immediately greeted her warmly.
"Then help me see it, okay?" Zhao Yunhan clasped his hands together and made a look of begging, but there was no hint of eagerness in his tone.
"Okay, then you sit down."
Zhao Yunhan obediently put her 'legs' together and sat upright, "My 'sex' personality is okay?" ”
"Not bad." I said with a smile: "The 'legs' together, in fact, is the most Sven kind of sitting posture, and the 'women' who like this sitting posture are generally more generous, they pay more attention to the image, and think that beauty is very important."
"They like beauty, and if the male 'sex' they pursue is not a little patient, or if they are better, they may run into a wall."
"Wow, am I such a person?" She exaggeratedly covered her mouth with her hands, "It turns out that I am actually an aesthete, alas, it seems that I may not be able to marry in this life." ”
"I don't think so." Although I don't know what she wants to do, I still didn't hesitate to accept the offer, "This world is so big, if you look for it slowly, if you are lucky, you may be able to find someone who meets your aesthetic standards during the second menopause." ”
"However, I think you are full of beauty. I really can't get married in the future, are you willing to marry me? She winked cutely at me, and there was a burst of boos around her.
Hit! Unexpectedly, she actually put it in place. If these words are spread by these loudspeakers around me, I don't know which version will be circulated the next day.
No matter what, in short, the principle of not suffering immediate losses. I replied without blushing and without a beat: "You are willing to marry, of course I am willing to marry."
"However, since I am a good man who meets the aesthetic standards of a certain aesthetic person, naturally the standards are very strict, and it is nothing. I'm afraid that after you marry me, I won't be able to stand it, and I want to run away all day long. ”
Zhao Yunhan smiled even sweeter, and the small dimples on both sides were so beautiful that they made people tremble.
"People are not afraid. People have a fine tradition of 'female' and 'sex', and they still know what it means to marry a 'chicken' and a 'chicken', and marry a dog with a dog, so I'm afraid you won't dare to marry. ”
"Unfortunately, I'm not a 'chicken' and I'm not a dog." I laughed dryly twice, complaining in my heart, why is it so long after class today, and I still haven't pulled the class bell.
I'm so depressed, I don't say anything at night, and there will be a day when the battle of tongues falls, is it that my luck has been low recently, and I have been lucky?
finally stayed up until school in the afternoon, and at the big 'gate', I rarely ran into Shen Ke's guy.
What's even more rare is that he grabbed me and went home with me leisurely.
"How can I have time to think of my old friend today." I laughed and teased him.
It is estimated that this kid has been with me for too long, and his face has become as thick as the wall of a certain world wonder, and his face is not red and his heart is not beating, and he says, "I am not free today." ”
"Oh, so what have you been up to lately?" I stared at him, trying to see some clues in his cheekiness.
Unexpectedly, he played Tai Chi for me, pointed ahead, leaned into my ear and whispered: "Look there, it seems to be your wife!" ”
"When did I get a wife?" I kicked him on his plump ass.
"Don't admit it yet, didn't you preach everywhere in the morning, are you going to marry Zhao Yunhan in the future?" Shen Ke rubbed his ass aggrievedly, "The whole school knows about it, you can't rely on it." ”
"Am I that famous? A rumor has only been spread for more than half a day, and the whole school knows about it? "I 'touched' my face.
Shen Ke snorted heavily, "It's not that you're famous, it's that this thing itself is very shocking, and the speed of transmission is of course extraordinary." ”
Sure enough, I knew that the gossip tweeters next to me would spread everywhere, but I didn't expect it to be so fast.
It's over, let's transfer schools! Just as I was 'groping' my chin and contemplating where to go, the guy unceremoniously interrupted me.
"Your wife is about to leave, will she keep up?"
"you, why should I follow?! Also, if you dare to 'mess' and say that she is my wife, be careful that I kick you to death. I kicked him in the ass again.
Shen Ke grunted something in his throat, and said to himself that he was unlucky: "Forget it, count me into trouble." I would have liked to tell you kindly that the direction she was going was not the location of her house at all. "What is she going to do, what does it matter to me, you are too 'worried'." I glared at him fiercely, then narrowed my eyes and laughed dryly.