Chapter 445 is between Silly A and Silly C
"This real person, disaster comes from the mouth!" The old Taoist priest was afraid that Shao Yitian would completely offend He Wencai, so he hurriedly interjected and said, "This is my beloved disciple who is teaching real people together, and he is a genius of the younger generation. ”
He Wencai heard the old Taoist priest's praise for himself, and his originally angry face showed a hint of pride.
"Boy, it's too late to apologize to me now!" He Wencai looked condescending, stretched out his finger and pointed at Shao Yitian and said arrogantly.
Damn! You're a genius, you're a fool!
Shao Yitian glanced at He Wencai and said to the old Taoist, "Brother Dao, thank you for the reminder." ”
When the old Taoist priest saw Shao Yitian like this, he knew that Shao Yitian did not listen to his words, shook his head and sighed before he stopped speaking.
After finishing speaking, Shao Yitian continued to take a sip of tea, put the teacup back on the table, and then slowly stood up from the chair, and then slapped He Wencai's finger pointing at him with one hand, and said: "Hmph, the late Jindan genius? These are all garbage-like existences in my eyes!"
Shao Yitian is telling the truth, not to mention the late stage of Jindan, even the monks of the Transformation Stage are hanging in his hands Shao Yitian.
However, to He Wencai's ears, this is completely bragging, deliberately slandering himself and scolding himself for being garbage.
As the saying goes, uncles can bear it, but aunts can't bear it. Where did He Wencai receive such insults, he was so angry that he immediately sacrificed his magic weapon and scolded: "Boy, it seems that I won't teach you a lesson today, you don't know that the sky is high." ”
Shao Yitian looked at the sword belonging to the intermediate magic weapon in He Wencai's hand, and said lightly: "It's okay to fight, but this is a tourist attraction, what if I accidentally hurt you and the tourist calls the police?"
The implication of these words is that you He Wencai are not Shao Yitian's opponents, and when you will fight, you will definitely be abused as a dog.
"Hmph, don't be ashamed!" He Wencai snorted coldly, "Boy, a deep valley in the back mountain is a place where no one has set foot, if you have the guts, follow me." If you are afraid, you will immediately roll down the Dragon Bluff Mountain!"
Shao Yitian fanned his nose with his hand, made a very smelly appearance, and said: "Who is this, such a big breath, it smells bad to death, and the air is polluted!"
He Wencai was so angry, his eyes were about to erupt fire, he stared at Shao Yitian deadly, and said angrily: "Boy, don't take advantage of your tongue here!"
Shao Yitian spread his hands and said, "Since you want to be abused into a dog by me so much, hello, I have no choice but to fulfill your request." ”
"Hmph!" He Wencai shook his robe angrily, and then walked out of the room, Shao Yitian slowly followed.
When the old Taoist priest saw such a scene, he couldn't intervene at all, and after watching Shao Yitian and He Wencai walk out of the room, the old Taoist priest thought: "I have to go and report to the elders quickly, in case He Wencai doesn't know the severity of his attack, seriously injures or kills the person just now, it will not be good." ”
Because in the eyes of the old Taoist, Shao Yitian is definitely not He Wencai's opponent, it depends on how long he can hold on.
Under the leadership of He Wencai, under the deep valley of the back mountain, it is a paradise for animals that is completely primeval forest with lush trees.
"Boy, sacrifice your weapons!" After each of them landed on the top of the tree, He Wencai urged with a sneer.
Grandma's, I've seen someone who is in a hurry to go to the toilet, but I've never seen someone who is in a hurry to find death!
Shao Yitian stood on a leaf at the top of a towering tree with his hands behind his back, quite a generation of heroic style, if he was paired with a white robe, he would be a master of the world.
"To deal with garbage like you, I can use my hands!" Shao Yitian said lightly, his tone was full of 13 fan.
He Wencai saw that he was so despised by Shao Yitian, he was so angry that green smoke was about to rise above his head, and his eyes were as big as copper bells.
"Boy, since you are looking for death, then I will fulfill you!" said He Wencai, who was about to attack.
"Wait!" Shao Yitian suddenly stretched out his right hand to stop.
He Wencai was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Boy, are you afraid?" haha...... If you are scared and now it is too late to kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, I can still spare your dog's life, and once you start to move, the sword has no eyes, and I send you to see the king of Hades, then you can only go to the palace of Hades to regret it. ”
I'll go! This He Wencai is too narcissistic, isn't it? Didn't he just stop for a moment, and this thing thought that he was scared and wanted to beg him for mercy, and this shameless realm can be regarded as unique.
Narcissism is a good thing, but too much narcissism is between stupid A and stupid C. Shao Yitian said.
He Wencai may have short-circuited his brain for a while, or he didn't have a good foundation in English, and when he heard this, he asked stupidly: "What do you mean by this?"
Shao Yitian had to be patient to solve his doubts, who made Shao Yitian a living Lei Feng?
"He Wencai, you should know about this abcdefg, right? If you don't know, then you can think about it yourself according to what I just said. Shao Yitian said.
He Wencai really didn't learn English, and he was sent to Zhengyi to become a Taoist priest since he was a child, so the foundation of English is zero.
After listening to Shao Yitian's words, he was really stupid and muttered to himself: "ABCDEFG, between stupid A and stupid C, that's ***, stupid ......"
At this time, He Wencai suddenly realized that he was tricked by Shao Yitian, and he was stupidly fooled, which is simply a great shame!
"Boy, I'm going to kill you!" He Wencai's eyes were torn apart, and he couldn't wait to break Shao Yitian's body into ten thousand pieces immediately!
Shao Yitian made a gesture to stop his movements and said, "He Wencai, do you know that such a stupid person as you is going to be struck by lightning!"
He Wencai snorted coldly and said, "I want you to be struck by lightning now!" He Wencai is also a person who has cultivated the Zhengyi Divine Night Five Thunder Method, but he is cultivating the incomplete Divine Night Five Thunder Method.
He Wencai immediately had words in his mouth, and he had a law seal in his hand, ready to use the Shenxiao Five Thunder Method to deal with Shao Yitian.
Although the five thunder methods of Zhengyi are incomplete, they are still very powerful, and it is more than enough to exorcise demons and subdue demons.
So, soon a dark cloud floated in the sky, and thunder rolled, lightning and thunder, as if a powerful thunderbolt was about to slash down.
"Hmph! Banmen get an axe!" Shao Yitian sneered, using thunder and lightning in front of him, what is the difference between this and playing with a big knife in front of Guan Gong!
Let's not talk about Shao Yitian's thunder channeling technique, but let's talk about the five thunder methods of Zhengyi, the incomplete exercises used by He Wencai, and the exercises that Shao Yitian has mastered are indeed word for word. Which is better and which is inferior, you can see it at a glance!
Seeing the dark clouds floating above his head, He Wencai was very proud, and the speed of the law seal was getting faster and faster.
He Wencai withdrew his gaze from the dark clouds, glanced at Shao Yitian, his face was full of sneers, and said in his heart: "Boy, you dare to offend me He Wencai, that's good, I'll let you taste the taste of being split by the Shenxiao Five Thunder Method, even if you are a Jindan monk, you will be able to shed your skin if you don't die!"
"What's going on?" Just when He Wencai decided that Shao Yitian was dead, he suddenly found that the small world he was standing on had darkened, as if it had suddenly reached a dark night.
He Wencai hurriedly looked up, he didn't know if he didn't see it, he was startled when he saw it, and he saw a huge black cloud floating above his head at some point, a piece of black pressure, directly shrouded in the valley, which can be said to be a black cloud that wants to destroy the city!