Except for Ye Chen, everyone was far away, and even Director Yan kept coughing, it was really ...... I can't stand it!

"Let him rest, it's really not good!

Seeing Gao Jianwen closing his eyes tightly and his face flushed, the teachers didn't care, whoever encountered this would be ashamed to see people!

In this case, fainting, I'm afraid is the best outcome!

"The rest of the students should hurry back to class......! Classmate Ye Chen, you wait here again, when he wakes up, please send him home again!" Director Yan said thoughtfully.

He was sure in his heart that Gao Jianwen was pretending, and after a while, he should be able to wake up, and now what Gao Jianwen hopes most should be to hide himself and never be noticed by his classmates!

The other teachers nodded and prepared to organize their students to leave.

However, at this time.

"You have to take him to the hospital right now! You can't wait here! Otherwise, he'll die!" Ye Chen said very seriously.

What? You have to be taken to the hospital right away, or you're going to die?

Was it smoked to death by a fart?

Everyone wants to laugh!

"Ye Chen, is your words a bit serious?" asked Director Yan.

"I'm not alarmist! Look at him now, sweating profusely, his body temperature has risen, his pulse is quick, his breathing is short, and he has completely fallen into a deep coma! His symptoms are very similar to those of methane poisoning! If the rescue is not carried out in time, his life may be in danger! If the rescue is delayed, it will cause permanent damage to the brain!"

"What? Biogas poisoning?"

"Could it be...... Don't...... He...... Poison in the fart?"

Everyone looked at each other, crying and laughing, and felt that their brains were a little ...... Untidy!

As soon as Ye Chen said this, Director Yan and those teachers couldn't care about the smell anymore, and hurriedly stepped forward to investigate his situation!

"Fever, rapid heartbeat, shortness of breath, dilated pupils, this ...... It's a deep coma caused by poisoning!" said a teacher earnestly.

"I'm going to it, it's really poisonous!"

"He also poisoned himself!"

"It's a strange news in the world!"

Although some people were laughing, Ye Chen and those teachers didn't dare to delay for a moment, they didn't care about the taste, and directly carried him to the county people's house!

watched Gao Jianwen being pushed into the rescue room!

Ye Chen's heart was beating non-stop, and he was nervous!

"It seems like I've gone too far this time!"

God knows, the power of his own fart, unexpectedly ...... So big!

The head teacher, Li Weihong, walked over and patted Ye Chen's shoulder.

"Don't be chaotic and take responsibility in the face of danger! Regardless of the previous suspicions, Gu Dayi! You, you are doing a good job!"

"Uncle...... Teacher, you won the prize, I didn't think about it so much!"

"That's where it comes in. This is also your heart!" Then, Li Weihong sighed and said: "I can't imagine that so many teachers are there, and at the critical moment, it was you who stood up! I really don't know, should I be ashamed or relieved!"

Hearing the praise of the old man, Ye Chen was speechless!

Now if I tell my father-in-law that all this is caused by my own! I wonder if he will throw himself down the stairs!

When Gao Lin heard the news of his son's fart poisoning, he almost choked to death by the sip of tea that had just been drunk in his mouth!

Is it my son's own fart?

He wants to scold his mother!

Now, he is dangling at the door, and Gao Jianwen's mother is crying on the side!

An hour later, the door to the rescue room opened!

"Doctor, how is my son?"

"Lao Liu, how is my son?" asked Gao Jianwen's mother, Li Fengmei, with an eager expression.

She is the head nurse of this hospital, and she is naturally familiar with biogas poisoning, and if it is treated in a timely and proper manner, there will be no danger, but if it is, it is ...... She couldn't have imagined!

"Jianwen is out of danger, but he needs to rest!" Dr. Liu said to Li Fengmei and Gao Lin.

"Lao Liu! Thank you! Thank you! You saved my son's life!"

"Fengmei, you are also a medical worker, so you naturally know that the most important thing to thank is the person who sent Jianwen over in time, if you come late, I am afraid the consequences will be unimaginable!" Dr. Liu said.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Li Fengmei nodded again and again, and then, the two couples walked up to Ye Chen, thanking them a thousand times!

Ye Chen, that's quite embarrassing! Quite ...... Guilty!

If so, let these two couples know that the fart was released by themselves, I don't know, will they tear themselves on the spot!

When Ye Chen returned home, it was already past five o'clock in the afternoon!

"Xiaochen, you came back just in time, don't go to Huailing Mountain today to help your father sell things, hurry up and help your mother calculate this month's accounts. Your Uncle Liu and his father have an emergency and are waiting for the money to settle the bill. Ye Chen's mother, Feng Guizhi, said.

Ye Chen's family conditions are not good.

His father, Ye Zixiang, was in a car accident when he was young and has been paralyzed in both legs ever since. I sit in a wheelchair all year round and can't do any other work. Fortunately, thanks to the proximity to Huailing Mountain, I can often carve some gadgets with my own hands, or make some clay sculptures by hand, and sell them to tourists to subsidize my family!

Her mother, Feng Guizhi, is a small vegetable vendor who sells vegetables all year round. In the past two years, the supervision of urban management has been strict, and business is not as good as before.

However, their family of three did not ask for too much, and they were happy and happy.

"I remember a little messy in my account, when you calculate, pay attention to it, don't make a mistake. Feng Guizhi handed a yellowed workbook to Ye Chen.

Ye Chen opened the "small ledger", and there were a lot of dense writings on it!

"No. 3.1, purchase: tomato 1.28 yuan / jin, 56 jin, cucumber 2.35 / jin, 62 jin, coriander 5.36 yuan / jin, 2 jin, zucchini 1.35 / jin, 42 jin......

Returns: Tomato 0.63/jin, 7 jin, cucumber 1.14/jin, 15jin, zucchini 0.65/jin, 4 jin. ”

No. 3.1 business is good, it should have met a big customer.

If you buy it the night before and can't sell it out the next day, you can return it, but the price will be discounted a lot.

A total of twenty days of billing, every day, incoming, outgoing, bits and pieces, all kinds of calculations.

To be honest, when Ye Chen counted for his mother for the first time, his heart was broken!

Well, I'm used to it now.

Looking at this, he is ready for a protracted battle, at least ...... Two hours.

I wanted to take out my mobile phone to settle the account, but I found it when I touched my pocket...... My own mobile phone has been eaten!

To be honest, about eating a mobile phone, it is impossible to say that you don't regret it, and if you don't play games with a mobile phone in the future, I'm afraid it will be much more difficult to even settle accounts.

"Mom, your phone, I'll use it, I forgot my phone at school. "Although my mother's mobile phone is an elderly phone five years ago, it is better than nothing!

As he spoke, he scanned the small ledger and went to his mother's coat to get his phone.

However, as he walked, he was stunned!

"Tomato 1.28 yuan/jin, 56 jin, a total of 71.68 yuan, cucumber 2.35/jin, 62 jin, a total of 145.7 yuan, coriander 5.36 yuan/jin, 2 jin, a total of 10.72 yuan...... Purchase, 412.67 yuan, return 102.16 yuan, 310.51 yuan on the first day"

"200.69 yuan for the next day"

"$156.58 on the third day"

"Day 4 166.31"

"Day 5 ......"

“......”

"Total payable...... 3032.56 yuan of purchase money. ”

Smack!

The little ledger fell to the ground!

Ye Chen was frightened by himself!

In the past, even with a calculator, it would take me an hour to figure out the result at the earliest, but now, ...... One minute!

No! It's less than a minute!

The answer is at a glance!

Even...... No need to calculate!

This seems to be a knee-jerk reaction!

Ye Chen was stunned!

Then he quickly took out his mother's elderly machine and verified his results again, and it turned out to be ...... All correct!

"This ...... What's going on with this Nima? Why did this mushy head become the strongest brain for a while? The speed is comparable to that of a calculator?"

But then, Ye Chen's brain opened up, and he had a flash of inspiration!

"Could it be...... Could it be that I swallowed the phone and put the ...... Give ...... the computing power of your phone Digested and absorbed?"