To be precise, I'm a thief, not an exorcist, and I was already panicking when I heard the words of the dwarf, because my hand happened to be in Zhang Fang's most beautiful and sensitive place, in addition to not knowing how she was, and even suspected of taking advantage.

Of course, this scene was not seen by the dwarf and I have to thank Chen Hui, it was she who pulled my hand back from that wonderful place in time, and the dwarf came in and saw me sweating profusely, hugged me and said a big basket of gratitude, although I was ashamed of him, but in order to save her mother-in-law, I suffered a lot of trauma in my heart and body, and I gladly accepted the words of thanks.

Fangzi and her mother brought in the statues one after another from outside, including Nanhai Guanyin, Maitreya Buddha, Fuhu Vajra Arhat...... In the end, Guan Gong was invited in.

I looked at these statues, looked at the cloud floating map on the ground, and hurriedly said to the dwarf: "Don't be stunned, Fangzi's situation is not optimistic, quickly put the statue in the eight directions I circled, carry her, and follow me!" ”

In order to be sure, I took off the seal and brought it for the dwarf, and then asked Chen Hui to light incense and burn the money in vain, and then I muttered some kind of soul crossing spell and shuttled through the formation.

Fangzi and her mother were very anxious on the side, it can be seen that I have a good appearance, she didn't dare to disturb, walked to Chen Hui's side, helped burn the paper, and the two chatted without a word.

I don't know if it's the formation that works or the statue works, I scurried until dawn, my mouth was dry, and when I was exhausted, Zhang Fang finally woke up, and the dwarf asked me to go to his house tomorrow to drink, and then left with Zhang Fang on my back.

I was so tired that I leaned on the threshold and fell asleep, and when I woke up, it was already more than three o'clock in the afternoon, and Chen Hui was taking care of me by my side, which moved me very much, so I pulled her up and ran all the way to the shop, and asked Fangzi and her mother to take a bunch of snacks to Chen Hui, but when I gave money, she refused.

"What kind of money, if you pay for it, don't enter our door from now on, I have to lose you last night, otherwise Fangzi will ......"

"Okay, if you don't collect money, don't collect money, don't talk about the past, you immediately go door-to-door, let them find a way to invite God back, there are people in our village who hit evil spirits every once in a while, and they have to be cured well!"

In fact, in the past, every household used to worship the Bodhisattva, but then it was almost extinct, unless this kind of thing is encountered in person, otherwise who would believe that there are ghosts in this world, even if I have been evil a few times, but there are still some doubts about ghosts, after all, I have not seen ghosts with my own eyes.

Unscrewed a bottle of canned food, I handed it to Chen Hui, probably because the people in the village went to Nanmen Mountain to work, it was very quiet outside, and the sound of whining motorcycles gradually came from my ears, I was a little surprised, and let Fangzi and her mother take care of Chen Hui and left the shop.

It was none other than Sun Ningning, the most beautiful female policeman in the police station, who saw me and immediately smiled on her cold face, got off the motorcycle in a dashing manner, took out two hundred yuan from her pocket and stuffed it into my hand.

"I finally caught you today, you have to keep these two hundred yuan, don't let me take the gun out and force you!"

It's not worth it to make a special trip for two hundred yuan, and it is even more exaggerated to pull out a gun, so I had to accept the money and glared at her.

"Officer Sun, you're not here to send me money, and the two of us are not outsiders, just say what you have to say, don't go around the bend!"

"Of course, of course, this trip, the oil money will cost several yuan, you go to the township with me, there are some things that still need your assistance!"

Hearing her say this, I suddenly wondered in my heart, thinking if the matter of making up the chime was exposed, but seeing that the gentle smile on her face was not like it, I had to say with a smile.

"Huh...... Officer Sun, you take me there, but you have to send me back, this mountain is far away, we don't have the money to rent a car! ”

"Cheng, I'll take you there, send you back, get in the car quickly!"

Sun Ningning shook the car keys, smiled mysteriously, got on the motorcycle, looked at the back seat, and glanced at me, I really didn't want to get too close to her, but she had a tough attitude, and I had to reluctantly step on.

Although I was very reluctant to get in close contact with her, after the car started, I was still very worried that she would fall, so I stretched out my hands to hold her waist and hold her, when my hand touched her soft waist, her body trembled a little, but with the bump of the car, she seemed to be used to letting me hold on.

For things that can help people and please their hearts, I will never refuse, Sun Ningning's waist is the best among the women I have come into contact with, and that feeling is very wonderful, I can't find the right words to describe it.

Of course, I don't know if Sun Ningning agrees that the action of hugging her waist can make her better balanced, and I don't know if she is satisfied with the temperature of my palm.

But there was one thing, after she stopped the car, she didn't slap my mouth or scold me for hooligans or anything, but her face was full of thick shyness, and the shy woman was very fascinating, and if she hadn't talked to me, I would have been stunned.

"It's getting dark, you drink with me, don't resist, I'll pull out a gun at any time!"

I didn't dare to provoke the majesty of the police, let alone provoke a woman who was about to draw a gun at every turn, so I had to follow her into a restaurant, but I believe that she must not have come to me for drinking!

"Boss, get a fish, cut more cabbage and cucumbers into it!"

After sitting down, Sun Ningning began to order, then got up and went to the freezer, picked up a box, and put the beer at my feet with a bang, and then turned around to get a box, pointed to the beer and said to me.

"Li Shan, let's not do business today, these two boxes of wine, let's divide them equally, if you don't drink it, I will have to call my aunt and grandmother when I see me in the future!"

Don't say anything later, I wanted to call her aunt and grandmother, this box of wine is twenty-four bottles, and if you pour it down, you can't burst your stomach, how can anyone drink like her, glaring at her, I asked.

"Officer Sun, Miss Sun, what are you doing here, I admit that I was not honest just now, but even if you want to fix me, you can't put yourself in it!"

Sun Ningning picked up two bottles of wine, pulled the lid with his bare hands, opened two bottles in an instant, and then looked at me and said, "Don't fucking nonsense, after drinking this bottle, let's talk again!" With that, she lifted the bottle and poured it into it with a grunt, almost choking several times.

Open the wine bottle with bare hands, open your mouth to swear, blow the bottle, is this still the Sun Ningning I know? I looked at her suspiciously, snatched the beer, looked at her and said.

"You're fucking convulsive, just say anything bothering, don't be foolish, it's not fun to kill people!"

Sun Ningning always had a smile on her face, and there didn't seem to be anything wrong with her on the surface, but she was very good at hiding her emotions, the more she was like this, the more scared people felt, and sure enough, she actually threw the gun directly on the table for a bottle of wine.

Maybe she was a police officer, and the other diners in the restaurant didn't panic, so I handed her the wine, and she put the gun away, took a few sips, and then finished it before telling me.

"Li Shan, do you like me?"

I froze, I couldn't imagine that she could be so direct and ask such an unspeakable thing in front of so many people, but I have been wandering among women for a long time, and it is easy to deal with this kind of problem.

"What's the matter, according to what you mean, I caused this!"

"No, no, no, I'm just asking, my parents forced me to marry my cousin, that is, that glasses, if you like me, come home with me tomorrow, and we'll find out the matter!"

After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it was forbidden for close relatives to marry, and I suspected that her forced marriage was fake, and it was true that she had impure thoughts about me, so I poured a few sips of beer, looked at her and said.

"Kiss me, and I'll tell you!"

There were a lot of diners in the restaurant, and I asked her to kiss me not as a hooligan, but I expected her to retreat, but I didn't want this Nizi to stand up suddenly, reach out and grab my collar, pout, and come over, and smack me in the face, after the end of the day, she sat down to eat and drink like a nobody, and I was like a little girl who was taken advantage of, stunned there, blushing and hot.

"Damn, what do you look at, the police are not people, they can't kiss others in front of you, whoever looks at it again, who I arrest will go to jail!"

Sun Ningning stood up with a wine bottle, and shouted at the lively moment, she was wearing police clothes, no one was afraid, after yelling, she got up and walked to my side, and pulled me to sit down and said.

"The first time I drank, the first time I sweared, I didn't expect it to be so cool, hurry up, do you like me or not!"

If I could, I would definitely say I didn't like it, but looking at her delicate face and innocent eyes, my little heart melted instantly, and the cruel words turned into a taste when they reached my mouth.

"I like it, I like it very much, do you want to marry me, I don't have a salary as high as glasses, I can't afford to support you!"

"It's okay, I'll raise you!"

Sun Ningning looked at me, her face was full of indescribable happiness, her words suddenly made me almost cry when I heard it, except for the dead father, she was the first person to say that she would raise me, of course, she was not the last.

"My father and mother are university professors, don't doubt my ability, it's more than enough to support you, if it weren't for the policy, who would come to this place where birds don't!"

After listening to her words, I felt that I was playing with fire, and I didn't say anything about the police, but also went to provoke the professor, isn't this setting myself on fire?

Thinking of this, I rolled my eyes, touched my chin, approached Sun Ningning, and said almost against her face: "Miss, what a big deal this marriage is, even if we are in love, then we can't be in a hurry, listen to my advice, let's stabilize your father and mother first, don't let them force marriage, let's come to Japan for a long time!" ”

Don't think that I just want to smell her body odor to get closer, how can I show that I like her if I don't act close to her, and her next performance proves that I did the right thing......