Early Saturday morning, Zhuang was dragged out by Zhuang's father not far away to visit the mall.

While shopping, he also made a live video to Zhuang's mother.

Moreover, at this time, Zhuang's father revealed the essence of wealth:

"Blind date, how can you not dress better, this, this and this, pack it for me, go back and try it slowly!"

Zhuang's mother, who has always disliked Zhuang's father's lavish spending, was not stingy at all at this time, and nodded directly beside her: "My son looks good in this!" ”

"My son looks good in this too!"

"Oh, my son is so handsome, he looks good in everything!"

If they can, it is estimated that the two of them are eager to find a gold leaf and paste Zhuang not far from head to toe.

Zhuang is not far away, eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.

The couple was trying on clothes while watching Zhuang not far away, and they were still talking to the people next to them.

"Look, this is my son, he's going on a blind date!"

"I'm a mother, I'm really incompetent, and I'm not even around when my son goes on a blind date...... Woowoo woo ......"

Zhuang is not far away and wants to die!

No, you can't die, if you want to die, you have to kill Brother Ye who caused all this first!

"I'm exaggerating you two!" Seeing Zhuang's father helping him buy clothes without blinking, Zhuang was speechless, "Don't forget, I'm helping Brother Ye on a blind date today!" Is it really appropriate to wear such expensive clothes? ”

"That's a bit out of place......"

"But that doesn't mean you have to wear it today."

"I can wear it on a blind date in the future."

"Whoever wants to go on a blind date in the future, you go on a blind date!" Zhuang Buyuan glared angrily.

"What if you like a blind date after this blind date?"

"Yes, yes, blind dates are fun, addictive ......"

Zhuang Buyuan felt that he might as well die first.

Do ghosts and then consider revenge on Zhou Ye!

Tossing until almost noon, Zhuang Buyuan was released, Zhuang Buyuan was before leaving, glaring at his father angrily: "If I see anyone who dares to follow me, I will slap whoever to death!" ”

Xu Jianfei and the others, who were originally going to follow, suddenly trembled.

The owner can really slap a dead person! Don't risk your own life.

Dispelling the idea of the manor servants, there is still a group of curious babies in the group.

"Let's go on a blind date, let's go on a blind date!"

"Owner, hurry up, you must broadcast live!"

"I'm very curious about the owner's blind date!"

"The blind date of the local tyrants! It must be very fornicating! ”

"Ask for live broadcast, ask for live broadcast!"

Zhuang was speechless: "You don't pay attention to Brother Ye, why do you have to pay attention to me!" ”

"That kid is doomed."

"It's impossible to go on a blind date in this life."

"A single dog for a day, a dog for life!"

"I'm sure I'm going to fail this time." Zhuang is not far away, and he is in a hurry.

"But we like dramatic things."

it.

When I become brutal again, I'll wipe out all of you classmates first!

At this time, Zhou Ye also appeared and said, "Owner, thank you!" You've been my brother for the rest of your life! ”

Bah, I won't be your brother in my next life!

"I'm about to go to the battlefield, and it's too late to command on the spot, so let's talk about the three-point iron rule of blind date. First, the highest goal is to be unsuccessful; second, to fail with elegance and failure with style; Thirdly, it is better not to have a next time, saving the time of both parties! ”

"I know, you can go quickly!" Zhuang is not far away, and he has no good airway.

He always felt that he was about to become the object of heated discussions on social platforms and pressing!

And, damn, this is my first blind date, and it's a blind date for someone else, I'm really drunk!

Zhou Ye and his blind date date are about a mid-range restaurant, slightly Western-style, and the consumption is not high.

At the appointed time, Zhuang saw a beautiful girl walk in from outside the door.

This girl is the one with the best conditions that Zhuang's father chose from among the four blind dates.

After all, he was thinking that Zhuang was not far away, and he cooked raw rice with this girl.

He stood up and introduced himself with a smile: "Zhou Ye." ”

After the girl introduced herself, she took a closer look at Zhuang and said, "You don't look much like the one in the photo......"

"I'm not very photogenic." Zhuang Buyuan smiled and said, "Besides, the photos are all beautiful now." ”

"However, you are more handsome than in the photo!"

Hahaha, Zhuang is about to burst into laughter.

Hurry up and post this sentence in the group.

"Hahaha, my sister said I was more handsome than Zhou Ye!"

"My sister complimented you."

"You believe that."

"You can't say you're ugly to your face."

"You people, you can die if you tell the truth!" Zhuang is not far away.

The girl looked at Zhuang not far away and played with her mobile phone on a blind date, and her brows were furrowed.

Zhuang Buyuan laughed again: "I'm not happy playing with my mobile phone, and failure is in sight!" ”

Throwing the phone aside, waving to the waiter to come up and order, Zhuang Buyuan said to the girl casually: "I'm sorry, a group of my classmates know that I came on a blind date today, and they are all watching my jokes......"

The girl laughed: "Hahaha, so are my little sisters, what do they want to see you look like in the group...... But I refused, telling them that I was more handsome...... They were dying of curiosity. ”

The two chatted, and after chatting for a while, Zhuang Buyuan said in the group: "Brother Ye, this girl's conditions are good, you really don't plan to contact others?" I think you can try it......"

"No, she's not the type I like." Zhou Ye replied after a while, "I just finished, hey, owner, don't talk too happily!" Don't forget the first rule! ”

That's right, it's a blind date based on failure!

If it succeeds, who is responsible?

I'm in charge or Zhou Ye is in charge!

However, the second rule is very clear, to fail with grace and failure with style.

But how can you fail to be elegant and stylish?

It's hard......

At this moment, Zhuang's mobile phone rang not far away.

It's Xu Jianfei's mobile phone.

What is Lao Xu calling me for at this time?

Could it be that something is going on in the manor? Don't...... Someone has invaded again?

Zhuang Buyuan's face changed, and he hurriedly picked it up.

Then, he heard Xu Jianfei's voice: "Owner, it's not good!" Come back soon......"

"How...... What's wrong? Zhuang was startled.

Then, he heard an excited, high-pitched, loud, earth-shattering female voice:

"The owner...... Ahhhh ”

The sound is so loud that it can cover a range of ten meters, even through the earpiece.

Who else can have such a loud voice, except for the stone ant queen Little Tooth?

Before Zhuang didn't have time to hang up the phone, he saw the girl on the other side with a blue face, and scolded angrily: "Beast! ”

Then he suddenly splashed a glass of water, turned around and left.

"Alas, you wait, you wait...... Listen to me, things are not what you think......"

Looking at the girl's resolute back, and the strange eyes of other people.

Zhuang is not far from crying.