Chapter 346: Sharing the Spoils and Killing
The dwarf voiced my concerns, and I was so nervous that my clothes were instantly soaked with sweat.
I trembled my hands, felt for the smoke, and pulled the match several times but it didn't catch fire, and the last time, my index finger rubbed against the match skin, and under the severe pain, I began to get upset.
With a "click", I threw the matchbox on the ground, turned my head and took a mouthful of phlegm, gritted my gums, and I gasped and asked the dwarf.
"Shorty, tell me what you think, we can't sit still!"
When the dwarf saw that my voice trembled, he was so frightened that he squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, and opened his mouth to pull out.
"It's over, Brother Shan, we may all fold here this time, it's not that I don't believe in the big head, you said, we can't believe anything anymore!"
I was taken aback, and then I remembered Chen Hui's diary, my Adam's apple moved, and I opened my mouth and said, "Short ......"
"Shanzi, what are you cowardly, it's not death, it's not a big deal, but before I die, I want to see that concubine, so it's worth the trip!"
The proprietress interrupted me, and after saying a word, she raised her feet and walked into the left and right pubic doors, and the left and right pubic doors were interconnected, I was worried about those wire worms, looked at her back, and reached out to drag her back, but she turned her head and said contemptuously.
"Cut, two big men, it's not as open-minded as a woman as me, shame on me!"
When she said a word, I suddenly felt embarrassed, touched my nose, and snorted coldly.
"Hmph, it's dead horizontally and vertically, dwarf, let's go, let's go in, open the coffin and verify the identity!"
"Gotta do it!"
The dwarf may have figured it out, touched his lips and smiled, jumped up, turned on the flashlight, shone it on the proprietress buttocks, and quickly followed a few steps.
He was very short, and he didn't have to bow his head when he entered the pubic gate, but I was different, and I couldn't cross until I stepped in, and the short man whispered to me.
"Brother Shan, if we are really at the end this time, being a brother has no afterlife in this life, are you willing to put down something for my brother?"
The dwarf is a fool, and it's rare to be able to say this, I thought about it and said.
"Yes, there is no afterlife in this life, if today is the end, everything is a floating cloud, you can do whatever you want, I will never stop it!"
"I want her!"
The dwarf stood still, stretched out his hand and pointed at the proprietress who was walking in front, and said with a fierce face.
People are dying, and their words are good, I believe this is the truest idea in the heart of the dwarf, the boss lady walks in a riot, but all men have ideas when they see it, I shook my head and said to the dwarf.
"Do whatever you want, just when I'm blind and out of sight, and enjoy your moment, hey......"
With a sigh, I turned around and walked out of the Yin Gate, leaning against the lotus platform of the Buddha statue with my eyes closed and waiting to die.
"Ah...... You...... Other...... Don't ......"
There was a scream from inside, and then I heard the sound of the proprietress pushing and prevaricating, and then I didn't need to say more, half-pushed, half-pushed, she was short.
The shorty's breath was so heavy that it was like a scalper in heat, and my eyelids were beating to hear it, and the rhythm of them was so good that my heart was beating wildly.
In the face of the short man's rude behavior, the coquettish proprietress did not call me for help, which shows that she is not only angry in her bones, but also hungry.
To be honest, at this moment I am a little grateful to the short man, it is he who once again let me witness the human heart, in this world, men and women may live on Holmon, the so-called true heart, I estimate that there are very few.
Listening to the symphony of their love, I stood up with a sneer, looked up at the headless mother, and touched my nose and thought
Poor in the middle of the night, don't ask the common people to ask the ghosts and gods, do people always fantasize about the gods, it turns out that there is confusion in the heart, only the ghosts and gods are puzzled, is the big head worth believing, what is a brother, what is love, and what is a person?
People don't destroy the heavens and the earth for their own sake!
I suddenly understood the meaning of these words, as a human being, the first thing to do should be selfish, and then ruthless and unrighteous.
It's not like I'm talking nonsense, greed, hatred, obsession, and madness, everyone has it.
Selfless for Chen Hui, but Chen Hui swallowed me!
Unconditionally believe in the big head, but the big head is nowhere to be seen!
For the sake of the dwarf everywhere, the dwarf is still thinking about my mother-in-law until he dies!
The older generation, the four short uncles killed each other for profit!
Poor old rascal when he was in school, he preached every day that we should be selfless, be willing to contribute, and live with backbone, this is a bunch of nonsense, it's just a fart, he deserves to die!
At this point in my life, I have nothing to think about anything else, sighed, reached out and touched the Buddha statue and said.
"Buddha, Buddha, you are a lump of mud, you are worshiped by the world, you fucking hypocrisy!"
Feeling out the sharp knife, I was angry and had nowhere to go, and I was angry and stabbed on the Buddha statue, making me think about it non-stop.
The Buddha statue is very hard, when I pierce it, my wrist is also shaken and hurt, so angry that I kicked the flashlight on the ground away, the light shook, for a while, the Buddha statue reflected a dazzling golden light, stabbing me hurriedly stretched out my hand to cover my eyes.
"What's the matter, is this also golden?"
After thinking about it, I hurriedly ran to the flashlight, picked it up and turned back to the Buddha statue, holding a sharp knife and gently scraping it on the Buddha statue.
The sound of "Zizi ......" was very harsh, and after scraping off a layer of dirt, the Buddha statue revealed its true body of red gold, which made me open my mouth wide and dare not breathe.
To tell the truth, the Buddha statue of the childless mother is very tall, not counting the lotus platform is close to more than five meters high, and this pile of gold is only calculated in tons.
The dwarf is very strong, and he has been humming in the for a long time without stopping, and the proprietress is probably about to be pushed up to the clouds by her.
Even if she can get out alive, it will be difficult for the proprietress to entangle with me anymore, and it is worth losing her in exchange for a huge golden Buddha.
"Huh...... So very good, so very good, so very good, dwarf, don't care that I am not righteous, if you dare to think about my people, I will dare to swallow this Buddha statue alone! ”
After pulling a sentence, there was a sudden knock under the thief hole, which startled me to grab a flashlight and shine it over, only to see a white bag lying on the ground, with two bright red characters written on it - lime!
"The big head is coming down!"
I was pleasantly surprised, rushed over, reached out and dragged the lime out of the hole, took out the sharp knife, cut it horizontally at the bag, and with a pop, the white lime suddenly overflowed.
He put away the sharp knife, took off his white coat, wrapped a large bag of lime, and ran into the left pubic door with it, shouting in his mouth.
"Shorty, the big head is down, hurry up and prepare, let's open the coffin!"
Before he stepped in, a gust of wind blew, and his ears were full of laughter and humming, and he raised his flashlight to shine through, and the dwarf was bare, and his ass was pouting, arching like a pig.
He wasn't done yet, he was excited, but countless nematodes had already reached the bottom of his feet......
(End of chapter)