Chapter Seventy-Eight: What's in the Bottle (3) (Page 1/1)

Yan Sixian called the dog's name, which was a very foreign English name, but Wu Duan didn't remember it.

Hearing that he was being barked, the dog ran to Yan Sixian.

Yan Sixian beckoned to Wu Duan, "Come over and masturbate." ”

With the approval of the owner, the dog finally let Wu Duan stroke a few times.

It's a hot day, and the Alaskan Snowdog's fur is too thick, and after shearing it, there is only a big hairy head left, which is disproportionate, a little funny, but very comfortable to the touch.

"You like dogs a lot?" Yan Sixian asked.

"Well, when I was in the countryside before, there was a local dog that had been raised for more than ten years at home, very smart, and had a good relationship with me, but then he died of old age.

After work, I have the heart to raise one, but I don't have time. ”

Yan Sixian nodded, he had a deep understanding of the lack of time recently.

"Sitting at my house?" Yan Sixian asked.

Wu Duan looked at the sky that had already darkened, and before he could say anything about refusal, Yan Sixian said first: "It's late, you just live with me, it's not that you haven't lived." ”

At the end, he added: "You are welcome to come to my house at any time these days to pet the dog, it just so happens that I don't like to serve pets." ”

This can be regarded as enough steps for Wu Duan, Wu Duan: "Then I will reluctantly help you." ”

Yan Sixian: Hehehe......

The dog is very obedient, at first glance, he is trained, neither bites indiscriminately, nor does he run around, even if he eats, it is also slow and leisurely, and his pseudo-master Yan Sixian has a urine sex.

Wu Duan couldn't help but complain while petting the dog: "The more I look at this dog, the more like you." ”

"What did you say?" Yan Sixian took out two bottles of mineral water from the refrigerator, one bottle for himself to drink, and the other bottle for Wu Duan.

Wu Duan hurriedly changed his words: "I mean, this dog is really obedient, smart, and human...... Just like you. ”

Yan Sixian ignored his run and played a shooting game with his mobile phone for a while.

After two deaths in the finals, Yan Sixian said to Wu Duan: "Come to the double row?" ”

"Okay." Wu Duan took out his mobile phone, and since he had stayed at Yan Sixian's house in the past, his mobile phone had automatically connected to Yan Sixian's ifi.

Two people who have been trained in shooting cooperate, full of confidence, and always feel that it is not reasonable to eat chicken.

Unexpectedly, Yan Sixian was beaten to his knees at the beginning.

People at the same landing site were lucky, they had rifles when they landed, and they were in a dead end, waiting for Wu Duan to come to save their teammates.

Wu Duan only picked up a handful of frying pans, decisively confessed, and left Yan Sixian to flee for his life.

Yan Sixian: "That's how you treat your teammates?" ”

Wu Duan: "Brother, you have to understand me, sacrificing you is to achieve the final victory." ”

"Then you take me to eat chicken?" Yan Sixian asked.

"Okay, let me see my brother's level."

……

15 minutes later, the final lap.

Wu turned on the global voice.

"Little brother, little sister! Don't kill me! Ahhhh Look at me didn't rob it, I'm harmless, I'm just a pants! Shall I sing to you?

Let's order a song...... I sing so well...... The old driver took me ......

Listen to me! Listen to me! My teammates have played for 500 hours and have never eaten chicken...... What's more, he is terminally ill and time is running out...... Please, let's eat chicken once, it's my only wish to take him to eat chicken......

Brother, you must have a girlfriend if you have such a good voice, right? No? What about boyfriends? …… I'll introduce it to you, if it doesn't work, I can too, can you let me win...... What do you like about girls? I like it too...... You see, we have similar interests, and this is done......"

Yan Sixian: It's so embarrassing, I don't want to talk to this thing at all......

However, Wu Duan had a bad start and had no bullets, but he made it into the top three by virtue of his stubborn fighting.

Just as he was about to attack the last two players, a voice rang out.

"Team Wu?"

Feng Xiaoxiang!

It turned out to be Feng Xiaoxiang!

O world! Do you want to be so small?!

Wu Duan's heart seemed to have 10,000 horses roaring at the same time, which was simply deafening.

There was a brief moment of silence in the game, and another voice rang out: "The terminally ill ...... It can't be Vice Team Yan, right? ”

Mink Fang!

Why? Why is this happening? Is it moral degradation or a distortion of human nature?

At that moment, he thought of Feng Xiaoxiang's screen name - please call me E-sports Feng.

Yellow-hearted Lori is really the most terrifying creature in the world, right? …… It must be, right?

Yan Sixian had already laughed out of his abdominal muscles, "Team Wu...... Aha...... I see how round you are...... Aha...... It's over, someone's image is over, and ten tons of cement are ...... Hahaha...... Can't stand up......"

Wu Duan sighed, simply turned off the voice first, glared at Yan Sixian and said, "Terminally ill patient, you can pretend to be fragile too!" ”

Yan Sixian: "Ahahaha...... Do you need to foam at the mouth and fall to the ground and convulse? ”

For no reason, he opened the voice again, "Two young ladies, what are you talking about?" Recognize the wrong person, right? …… Oh, seeing each other is fate, the young lady must be very powerful, and she must often eat **? Just let me be a new ......."

Feng Xiaoxiang's voice sounded again, "It's not Team Wu, right?" ”

Mink Fang: "I also think that the Wu team should not be like this...... Coquettish...... Right? ”

"Poofha......" Yan Sixian started a new round of laughter, "Coquettish...... Ahahahaha...... Oh my God, congratulations on your ...... today Hahaha...... Unlocked a new stat ......"

Wu Duan ignored him and continued to pretend to be stupid with Mink Fang Feng Xiaoxiang, "Little sister, can you bear to let down my terminally ill teammates?" Look at his expectant eyes, this is the closest we've ever gotten to eating chicken......"

Feng Xiaoxiang: This stupid fork is not Team Wu, fight and fight.

Mink: yes.

Da Da Da ......

Wu Duan, suddenly, the game is over.

Yan Sixian did fall to the ground and twitched, laughing, "Hey, I found out...... Hahahaha...... I found out you should be a streamer...... Absolute monthly income of more than 10,000 ...... Hahahaha...... Think about it, brother, I'll find you resources......"

Wu Duan is also small, and he quits the game, and he is not afraid of being heard by his colleagues, and he also laughs all the time, which is quite enjoyable.

Soon, Wu Duan's phone rang, and he thought it was Mink Fang who came to ask what was going on - after all, Feng Xiaoxiang was unlikely to do this.

Who knew that it was the duty phone of the criminal investigation team.

"Team Wu, there is an emergency." Wu Duan glanced at Yan Sixian and turned on the hands-free.

The two took it very tacitly

Yan Sixian did fall to the ground and twitched, laughing, "Hey, I found out...... Hahahaha...... I found out you should be a streamer...... Absolute monthly income of more than 10,000 ...... Hahahaha...... Think about it, brother, I'll find you resources......"

Wu Duan is also small, and he quits the game, and he is not afraid of being heard by his colleagues, and he also laughs all the time, which is quite enjoyable.

Soon, Wu Duan's phone rang, and he thought it was Mink Fang who came to ask what was going on - after all, Feng Xiaoxiang was unlikely to do this.

Who knew that it was the duty phone of the criminal investigation team.

"Team Wu, there is an emergency." Wu Duan glanced at Yan Sixian and turned on the hands-free.

The two took it very tacitly

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