There are many people who claim to be immortals, and Tong Yan wants to see if this person is a real immortal, or just a self-righteous clown.

But just by looking at it, he had the answer in his heart. It turns out that the so-called immortals are still too few. As for the shameless goods like those in front of me, I grabbed a lot of them.

I saw that the person who came here was less than one meter six, with a fat head and big ears, a big belly, a few hairs on his head, as if there were only a handful, and he deliberately used hair wax to stick to the top of the brain one by one, as for his dress, he was very much like those masters who pointed out feng shui, a coat was very loose, a pair of pants were fat and wide, a pair of leather shoes were polished, and he held two walnuts in his hand, constantly turning back and forth. And what attracts Tong Yan the most is not his brain-dead appearance, but a big iron gourd on his back and the black cloth bag on his shoulder.

Carrying a big iron gourd, I really don't know what kind of medicine he sells in this gourd, as for the cloth bag that he is carrying cross-body, it seems to contain a living thing, because it will move a few times from time to time.

The level of cultivation can be seen through at a glance. Therefore, Tong Yan can be sure that this person's cultivation will never be high, let alone the realm of human immortals, I am afraid that when he encounters ghosts and immortals, it will be enough for him to drink a pot.

But such an unpopular person, he even dared to call himself an immortal, this is really a big forest, and there are all kinds of birds.

Tong Yan looked at him, and then asked with interest, "Settle accounts?" I wonder what you want to settle accounts with me? Let's hear it! ”

Hearing this, Humpty Dumpty, who was carrying a gourd, immediately raised his head and said: "You have robbed Ben Xian of his wealth and let Ben Xian run for nothing, not to mention the car and boat fare, you will have to compensate for a mental loss alone." ”

Tong Yan was happy when he heard it, someone actually came to ask him for mental damages, so who should he ask for hardship fees when he worked so hard to get rid of the evil spirits?

Humpty Dumpty looked at Tong Yan and laughed, and immediately said coldly: "What? Do you want to rely on it? If that's the case, then don't blame Ben Xian's subordinates for being ruthless. ”

Tong Yan held back a smile and asked directly, "Who invited you here?" Is it me? If not, how are you to settle accounts with me? I don't think you're going to be full, you want someone to loosen your muscles and bones, right? ”

When Humpty Dumpty heard this, he immediately became furious and said, "Presumptuous, you dare to talk to this immortal like this. Quickly kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, otherwise this immortal will never be able to spare you. ”

Tong Yan brushed his sticky hair back, then yawned and said, "Dead fatty, there are many shameless people, and shameless people like you are really rare." Oh, I see. Aren't you the master of the Holy Water Temple? The person who sold the evil talisman to the Holy Water Monk must be you, right? ”

Humpty Dumpty exploded when he heard it, and directly scolded: "Bah! Who do you say is fat? This immortal is a master outside the world, and you dare to be disrespectful to this immortal. It is true that this immortal was invited by the Taoist priest of the Holy Water Temple, but you are so rude, how can this immortal spare you today? Get ready to be punished! ”

As soon as the words fell, he reached into the bag, and a few Dao talismans were immediately taken out by him.

Tong Yan looked at it lightly, it was really self-conscious for such a small character who was not in the stream, and dared to do something with him.

I thought that this Humpty Dumpty would throw out all the Dao talismans in his hand, but he didn't expect him to pick one out of it, and then put it between his fingers, and he was about to make a decision.

Tong Yan was really in no mood to waste time with this kind of goods, so before the Humpty Dumpty man played the Dao talisman in his hand, Tong Yan took the lead in attacking with a few strokes.

Humpty Dumpty obviously didn't see Tong Yan's qi sword, but continued to concentrate on reciting the mantra in order to activate the Dao talisman to deal with Tong Yan.

It's a pity that before the Dao talisman in his hand could be played, Tong Yan's Shaochong Sword had already hit his left leg.

"Oops, I'll go! It hurts, why does it hurt so much! ”

He stopped thinking about it, and hurriedly looked down, and at this look, the screams like killing pigs immediately resounded in the dark room.

Looking at Humpty Dumpty, who was kneeling and screaming, Tong Yan was speechless for a while. is such a waste, and he dares to call himself an immortal and a master, so what should he call a master at the peak of the realm of immortals like him? Immortals? God?

He didn't look at the useless Humpty Dumpty again, but turned his head to look at the dying fire flyer. Under Xiao Hei's treatment, in just a while, most of the wound on the fire dragon's abdomen had healed. It is estimated that after a while, they will be able to leave here.

And at that moment, Humpty Dumpty's screams suddenly stopped, and then unbridled laughter rang out.

"Haha...... Ha ha...... Stinky boy, Benxian just played a little game with you. Do you really think that a small character like you can hurt this immortal? ”

Hearing this, Tong Yan immediately looked at Humpty Dumpty again.

The guy had already gotten up from the ground, and looking at his arrogant and domineering appearance, Tong Yan immediately looked at his injured left leg.

However, under this look, Tong Yan had a trace of doubt. What's going on? In less than a minute, the fat man's injured leg was restored to its original state.

What the hell is this? Could it be that this Humpty Dumpty man has taken some kind of panacea?

Humpty Dumpty saw that Tong Yan was silent, and immediately said arrogantly: "Boy, you must be thinking, how did Ben Xian's injury heal in an instant?" Want to know? I'll tell you. Just because, this immortal is an immortal, not a mortal like you. Ha ha...... Haha......"

This dead fat man is really wonderful, he can still have such a fun time by asking and answering himself, it is estimated that he had a bad brain when he was a child, otherwise how could a normal person be like this.

Tong Yan originally wanted to deal with him later, but now it seems that he will not be quiet if he is not killed.

"Dead fatty, people are self-aware, just by you, do you think you may be better than me? Originally, I just wanted to abolish your cultivation and make you repent, but now it seems that you are terminally ill, so I'd better send you on your way! ”

Humpty Dumpty snorted coldly and said, "Tong Yan, Shao is rampant in front of this immortal. Aren't you the leader of the Heavenly Dao Alliance? Do you really think that this immortal is afraid of you? ”

As soon as this remark came out, Tong Yan was quite surprised. This dead fat man actually knows his true identity, it seems that this dead fat man is not so simple!

"I didn't expect you to recognize me, I don't know what your Excellency calls me?"

Tong Yan decided to ask this guy for details, so that he could also figure out why someone knew his whereabouts.

Humpty Dumpty chuckled and said, "Since you asked, then the immortal will tell you." I am the gourd immortal of the Fengtian Alliance, this time you know that it is amazing! ”

What a bullshit gourd fairy, Tong Yan doesn't care about this at all. But the three words of Fengtianmeng made his heart sink.

Because the leader of this Fengtian Alliance is Kunpeng, perhaps it can be assumed that Kunpeng knows where he is.

After thinking about it for a while, he asked directly: "Since you are the dog of the Fengtian League, I don't know where your master is now?" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a familiar voice immediately sounded.

"Tong Yan, we really have a heart. Look for me, and lo and behold, I'm coming! ”

When Tong Yan heard this, he immediately followed the sound, and at this glance, his brows immediately furrowed tightly.

Because the person who came was not someone else, it was Kunpeng!