Chapter 113: Immortals Are Like Dogs
Huhai, an inconspicuous house, three bedrooms and one living room, more than 100 square meters.
A pug kennel basking in the sun in front of a window.
The living room sofa on which a middle-aged man in his forties sits with his legs folded and rests on the coffee table.
In her arms, there is a charming and enchanting woman who is very Internet celebrity.
The woman was wearing a stewardess suit, with a grape in her small cherry mouth, and was sending it to the middle-aged man's mouth.
A big hand of the middle-aged man touched the flight attendant's lap wantonly.
This "pervert" is called Chen Ping'an.
Flight attendants are not flight attendants, they are just wearing uniforms and having some fun today.
When she first followed Chen Ping'an, her name was Hu Liuliu, and later she changed her name to Hu Qiqi.
Chen Ping'an's hand was very dishonest, and he swam all the way up.
Hu Qiqi blew like an orchid and smiled well-behaved: "Is it round?" ”
Chen Ping'an: "Round." ”
Hu Qiqi: "Is it warped?" ”
Chen Ping'an: "Warp." ”
Hu Qiqi: "Isn't it very flexible?" ”
Chen Ping'an: "Hmm. ”
Hu Qiqi: "Is it smooth and delicate, like mutton fat?" ”
Chen Ping'an: "Where's your tail?" ”
Hu Qiqi suddenly pursed his mouth, punched his chest with a small fist, and coquettishly: "I hate it, people are a person today, and they are still a flight attendant, where is there a tail." ”
Chen Ping'an smiled: "I still like the way you have a tail, so that when I hold your waist and output crazily from behind, I can count your tail, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, ......."
Hu Qiqi looked shy: "It's obviously eight, okay?" ”
Chen Ping'an: "When will you change your name?" ”
Hu Qiqi tilted his head, half a loud sound, cute appearance, and asked: "Boss, you say, if I change my name, the old blind man calls me Hu Baba, isn't it the same as calling my father?" Hee-hee-hee-hee...... Wouldn't it be too good. ”
Chen Ping'an: "Are you afraid of him?" ”
Hu Qiqi: "Well, I'm still a little scared now." But when I changed my name to Hu Jiujiu, I beat the four of them alone. The old blind man, the second master, the mad dean and the mute man in the mask. ”
Chen Ping'an: "Spring and Autumn is not dumb. ”
Hu Qiqi: "Hmph, he never speaks anyway, and he's almost as dumb." ”
Chen Ping'an: "Don't speak ill of him, if it reaches his ears, he will settle accounts with you." ”
Hu Qiqi pouted and coquettish: "Hmph...... Not really. There are only two people here, me and the boss, and if the boss doesn't say it, how can the dumb man know? The boss loves me the most, so I won't spread it, right? ”
Chen Ping'an smiled evilly: "I don't say it, he can hear it." ”
Hu Qiqi was stunned for a moment, suddenly realized something, and turned around suddenly.
I don't know when, there are already two more people in the room.
One wears a mask, the mask is a statue of a strong ghost king, with teeth and claws, and it is impossible to see age.
The other was in his sixties, unkempt, with messy hair like a chicken coop, as if he hadn't slept for three days, with heavy dark circles under his eyes, and listless.
After coming in, he didn't say anything, pulled a small chair, leaned against the corner, curled up, stared blankly at the ceiling.
Hu Qiqi jumped on Chen Ping'an in fright and yelled.
Chen Ping'an patted her buttocks and said with a smile: "Don't shout, there is something serious today, and Spring and Autumn will not be embarrassed by you." Go open the door. ”
Hu Qiqi shrank his head, lowered his head, and trotted all the way to open the door.
Outside, the old blind man and an old man with gray hair happened to come to the door.
Come in and take your seats.
The second master frowned and said, "Blind, why did you call us all here?" ”
His face was a little unkind, he glanced at Hu Qiqi, snorted coldly, and added: "It's still this kind of arrogant place." ”
The old blind man sighed and said, "I saw the real dragon. ”
Second Master: "Just met?" Didn't kill? ”
The old blind man: "The eldest lady forced each other to die, and the real dragon died, she said that she wanted to rob her own death, and it should be on Chen Ping'an." ”
Chen Ping'an slammed the table and glared: "It's her opposite!" ”
The old blind man sneered: "You have the ability to slap the table in front of her." ”
Chen Ping'an was stunned for a moment, and smiled awkwardly: "Alas...... The female university is not staying, the female university is not staying......"
The old blind man: "In Taoyuan, the northern suburb of Jiangcheng, I met Lezi." Dustless Cliff Ding Younian, arrogant, insulting the eldest lady, I gouged out my eyes, cut off the roots of my descendants, and wasted my cultivation. ”
Chen Ping'an snorted coldly: "Good job." ”
The second master looked even more gloomy: "Kill!" The body was hanging on the old ginkgo tree in the dustless cliff! ”
The old blind man: "The sword has no edge to ask for love." I spared his life. But ......"
Second Master: "Swallow and spit out, but what is it?" ”
Old blind man: "Under the wooden house in Taoyuan, there is a thousand-year-old zombie king." The yellow fish was wiped out. Zombies were born, the sky of the entire Jiangcheng was overcast, the demons of fifty acres of peach orchards were rampant, and Ding Younian died very miserably. ”
The second master frowned: "The Dustless Cliff is one of the Nine Great Immortal Gates. We are not afraid, that yellow fish, what qualifications do you have to dare to shout for the dustless cliff? With a thousand-year-old zombie king? This real dragon is too superficial. ”
Chen Ping'an smiled: "I like this kid." It's insidious enough, and it's not bad to judge the situation. Knowing that Chen Jiao was protecting him, knowing that the old blind man was supporting him, and killing Ding Younian, Liang Wuchenya could only break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach. It's a pity, it's a pity...... It's a pity that Chen Jiao has a death calamity, which should be on him. If not, this son-in-law would be to my liking. Now, he must die. ”
The second master bowed his head respectfully: "What the boss said is true." Yellow fish, you will die! ”
Old blind man: "Hehe......"
Chen Ping'an: "Old blind man, what the hell are you laughing at?" ”
Old blind man: "Laugh at when you were so idiotic?" ”
The second master had a calm face: "Blind, you are becoming more and more unruly." ”
The second master respects Chen Ping'an. Except for the old blind man, Zhuge Chunqiu, and the mad dean, they all treated Chen Ping'an respectfully.
The blind man dared to scold Chen Ping'an, but he was polite to the second master.
He sighed and said, "Second Master, Huang Xiaoyu, asked Jian Wufeng a question. ”
Second Master: "What's the problem?" ”
Blind Man: "What is a demon?" ”
Second Master: "What do you say?" ”
Blind man: "Follow his heart, follow his will, and go forward, on this road, God blocks God, there are enemies, but no one can live." ”
Second Master: "Hmph! So arrogant. I don't know how thick the sky is, do you think that your real dragon is amazing? I don't understand that the hidden dragon is in the abyss, and before I jump the dragon gate, I dare to be so arrogant and arrogant, what is the difference between being dead and dying? ”
Blind Man: "Actually, I'm thinking about a question. ”
Second Master: "What's the problem?" ”
Blind man: "Huang Xiaoyu killed Ding Younian, perhaps, it is not a fox and a fake tiger at all, and it is even more false to want to take advantage of the Chen family's power to suppress the dustless cliff." ”
Second Master: "What do you mean?" Can he still fight against the Dustless Cliff himself? ”
Blind: "When I left, he looked at me. ”
Second Master: "And then?" ”
The old blind man pointed to the pug under the windowsill: "Look at that dog? ”
The crowd looked at the dog, and the old blind man was silent.
The second master sneered: "No wonder the eldest lady hates you the most." You've never been happy when you spoke. ”
The old blind man sighed, bowed his head, and was decadent. When he came to the Chen family ninety years ago, he was at his current age. At this moment, in just a moment, it seems that all the lost years of ninety years have been found: "He looks at me like you look at the dog!" ”
PS: It's gone today. I owe one chapter and make it back tomorrow. The time zone in Xinjiang is later than that in the mainland, and I go to work at 10 o'clock every day and get up at 9 o'clock, and I stay up until 3 or 4 o'clock in the first few days, and I am afraid that I will not be able to wake up the next day when I lie in bed every day. Tomorrow is a half-day shift, and there will be an early update in the afternoon. Everyone's forgiveness.
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