"Childe......" Guan Yinping looked at me.

I said embarrassedly: "It's only been half a year since I got my driver's license, and I haven't touched any car except for the coach......

"I'm afraid this difficult task can only be done by Childe." Pan Feng stroked his eight-character beard and said.

"Well, then I'll be careful!" I said.

The group got into the car, the car was quite spacious, and Mi Zhu was also very humane, and there was a car refrigerator in the car, which contained wine and drinks, and Huang Gai immediately blew up with Pan Feng.

Guan Yinping sat in the co-pilot, and she said, "Childe, do you want to drink?" ”

"It's absolutely not okay, you can't drink while driving!" I said.

"Where is this, when we used to go to the battlefield, we had to drink half a pound of wine, some death battles, but also around the soldiers to drink, as the saying goes, strong wine strengthens courage, with the wonderful thing of wine, the brothers are also happy!" Pan Feng said.

I shook my head helplessly: "It's different now, I used to ride a horse, and the horse also has its own consciousness, which can be said to be a semi-automatic means of transportation, but in our era, the car is a dead thing, how to drive, where to drive, that has to be the driver himself at the helm." ”

I started the car and turned off the engine thirteen times......

finally got to the road, which provoked Huang Gai and Pan Feng to complain again and again.

"Is the car Mi Zhu bought bad?" Huang Gai said.

"What's wrong?"

"Look at the old lady with the cane, she walks faster than us." Huang Gai said.

I was embarrassed, and I said that I was driving in my heart, so naturally I didn't dare to drive fast, but now that I have a task, hurry up.

So I stepped on the accelerator suddenly, but unexpectedly, the car suddenly became several notches faster, which provoked Pan Feng to splash all the liquor on himself, causing everyone to laugh.

At this moment, a big dog appeared in front of the car, and I hurriedly braked, but unexpectedly, the dog barked at me and did not leave.

Directly at the front of the car.

I secretly said that it was not good, and immediately got out of the car to check, but there was a fashionably dressed girl, who was wearing a mink vest and was wearing an enviable fashion, but she immediately took off her sunglasses and shouted at us: "Get down, my fur is run over by your car!" ”

"What?!" I looked towards the front of the car and saw that the big dog had been rolled over his legs, but when I looked closer, I saw that the dog was not injured, but only a broken fingernail.

I frowned and said, "Since it's okay, then you get out of the way, let's hurry!" ”

"What's okay, my Maomao's nails are golden, you don't drive long, are you rushing to your mother's funeral, or are you in a hurry to reincarnate!" The girl cursed, and the scolding expression did not match the look in her dress.

Guan Yinping also got out of the car and said: "Sister, our car didn't hurt your dog, just a broken fingernail, and it didn't have to be rolled by us!" ”

"You guys are cheating, my dog is so expensive, drive this broken car, can you afford it!" The girl continued to sprinkle, pointing to a BMW off-road next to her: "This is my car, you know, I can afford to drive this car, can I bring a dog cheaply?" You're all going to get down here and lose money! ”

She pressed the two words of losing money very hard, and also attracted passers-by around her.

I said, "So how much are you going to lose?" ”

"It takes a year for a dog's nails to recover, so how much dog food does it take! My dogs eat expensive royal dog food, two thousand yuan a pack, each dog food is coated with gold leaf, you pay! If you eat one pack a week, or 52 packets a year, you should pay for it...... I checked it on my phone...... Not...... One hundred thousand and four thousand! The girl said unceremoniously.

"You're robbing!" Pan Feng was also tired, and immediately got out of the car and said.

When the girl saw Pan Feng, her delicate body trembled, and she said, "Why are so many men coming?" What are so many men doing! I want to do something disgusting! Hit me, hit me! Here's the surveillance, I'll tell you! Lose money, or I won't let you go! ”

"We beat you? I'm afraid that if I hit you, you'll burp, you hurry up, good men don't fight with women, you get out of the way, that's it. Pan Feng said.

It doesn't matter if you don't say it, if you say it, you will die.

As soon as the woman gritted her teeth, she threw her mink vest on the ground, and then began to undress and take off her pants, and when only a pair of underwear remained, she suddenly lay on the ground and began to cry: "Strong J! Strong J in front of the public! Someone! Hurry up and call the police! Help me! ”

As soon as the woman splashed, there were more people around, and at this time a patrol officer came, and when the patrol saw the woman lying on the ground, his face immediately rippled.

I have to say that the woman still has a bit of a posture, lying on the ground like this, and there are still people who say some sympathetic words.

"You guys park your car and follow me to the police station." The policeman took off his helmet and came over and said.

I was displeased: "Comrade policeman, don't you ask the people around you, what the hell is going on?" We rolled one of the dog's nails, and this woman demanded that we pay 100,000 yuan! Is there any reason for this? ”

"Comrade policeman, you have to be reasonable!" The woman suddenly hugged one of the policeman's legs and said with a bitter face, "They don't admit it, and they still want to ...... me ...... to me Woo wow, I'm not alive anymore! ”

"Miss, please calm down, as a fair people's policeman, I will definitely help you uphold justice!" The other party said.

The woman smiled secretly, throwing a smug look at me.

I also have a headache, now it's the trigger task, and we can't delay the time at all, if we really delay, then our losses will be great.

The patrol officer actually took the handcuffs and prepared to torture me: "You all come with me!" ”

"Is there something wrong with your brain, this woman is spilling, and you are nervous with her?!" Pan Feng was furious.

Seeing Pan Feng put on the shelf, the patrol officer hurriedly picked up the walkie-talkie and said, "Yucai Road asks for support, someone is attacking the police!" ”

"Damn, what are you doing here? I haven't even touched you! What do you say about assaulting the police? ”

"You're yelling at me, it's a mental attack!" The patrol officer said.

I immediately blocked Pan Feng, and I said, "Is the patrol here really true or false now?" ”

"I only believe what I see in front of me, you can be caught, I have recorded your license plates." Patrol Road.

The woman said proudly: "Comrade policeman, otherwise, if we turn a big thing into a small thing, and if they are willing to compensate me for my losses, then this matter will be over." ”

"You are really a good citizen of the country, with such a broad heart, have you heard it, as long as you compensate this young lady for her losses, this matter will be settled." The patrol officer said.

I felt that something was wrong, so I immediately took advantage of the patrolman's inattention and took out the work card in his pocket, and the patrolman was shocked: "What are you going to do?!" Give it back!! ”

I read it above: "Dig treasure is not for sale, double click 666, and share the big red envelope." ”

"You guys, what are you doing here!" The patrol officer panicked.

I gritted my teeth and said, "I've heard for a long time that someone on this road is playing fairy jumping, and I actually touched it today!" Huang Gai, Pan Feng, catch these two people! ”

"Good!"

The two strong men made a move, and immediately restrained each other and couldn't move, and I called the real policeman, and then the police car came, and a policewoman came down and said, "Sure enough, it's you!" ”

The policewoman came over and said, "Thank you, we've been arresting them for a long time. ”

"What kind of dog is this?"

"Dyed earth dogs, they use such tricks to cheat on the streets, thanks to your help." She looked at my clothes and said, "You're a student in the neighborhood?" ”

"Yes, University of Music."

"I see, I will go to the University of Music next month to give a safety lecture, what is your name, and I will collectively commend you when the time comes." The policewoman said.

The man and woman began to beg for mercy, and the woman begged, "Comrade policeman, I'm just joking with them, joking......"

"Exposing your body in public, you have violated the law and order regulations, I just arrested a violent and revealing man named Li Baitian last week, I didn't expect that there are still women with such a hobby!"

I smiled: "Excuse me, thank you, I still have to go to work with my partner now, first of all!" ”

After saying goodbye to the policewoman, I got into the car with a group of people, and Pan Feng said angrily: "How can there be such a scum in this world?!" ”

"You haven't seen the real scum yet." I sighed, "It's been a long time, we're in a hurry!" ”