Chapter 928 - Masturbation (Three Watches!) )

Call!

Seeing that the two "Yasheng" had disappeared, the first one to breathe a sigh of relief was not Zhao Tianjiao and Ming Sui, but it was Xiyuan Temple Liuli. This woman is really not an ordinary fear of death. As a result, as soon as she took a breath, she heard the hateful guy next to her say regretfully: "I actually left." If you want to fight, you can fight here. How spacious it is. I thought I could see the pinnacle duel between the 'Yasheng'. It's a pity, it's a pity. ”

Calm down! Calm down! I don't care about a madman, it's better to let him continue to be crazy so that he can die sooner he can.

Xiyuan Temple Liuli took a deep breath and said with a cold face, "Can you go now?" ”

Mu Tang's face was full of energy, and he said, "Let's go, let's go!" ”

As a result, the two were about to leave, when they heard a shout from behind: "Hey! Over there! I've tried my life to act for you, and you want to leave after watching it, and you don't show it at all, and it's too faceless, right? It's a good reward for the two melons. ”

It's Zhao Tianjiao!

Mu Tang rolled his eyes and said, "Let's go, let's go, don't bother with him." ”

As a result, before he could go, a person fell from the sky and fell in front of Mu Tang, "Yo, look at who this is?" Isn't this the twenty-eight young man of the Tang family? It's a coincidence, I didn't expect to meet my hometown in this foreign country. How do you say that, the fellow sees the fellow, the tears are in his eyes, come, let's have a warm hug to commemorate this meeting! ”

Mu Tang waved his hand and said, "I refuse!" I'm a clean person, you're covered in blood, I'm dirty, don't stick to me. ”

"Oh, you're too cold, aren't you? I'm still full of joy, but the hot face sticks to the cold butt, ouch, my little liver, it's cold! Hey, why is there a big beauty here, Tang Mu, you're having too much fun these days, right? I'm fighting life and death over there, but you are here to have a tryst with a beautiful woman, holding hands and kissing with your little mouth, where is the reason! ”

At this time, Mu Tang sensed it without looking back, who came, Mingsui, walked up, and the sword was not in the sheath......

"It's average, it's okay," Mu Tang responded perfunctorily, "You seem to have other things to do, so I won't bother you and say goodbye." ”

"Don't, you said that in this foreign country, you finally met, how can you just leave in person? Why don't you have to eat a meal before leaving? It's good that I just got into a fight, and I'm hungry. You are the champion of the 'No. 1 Chef in the World' conference, come, show us your hands? ”

Mu Tang pulled the glass of Xiyuan Temple and left, and said: "Forget it today, another day, another day." You're busy, I'm busy. ”

Zhao Tianjiao stopped again, "Don't change the day, it's better to hit the day than to hit the day, it's today." Anyway, we can be regarded as having a friendship. You can't bear to keep me hungry like that? Thanks to you, I still have a bunch of credit cards that haven't been replaced. If I starve to death, I will die blindly, and if I don't die, I will become a terrible ghost, following you every day, following you. ”

Mu Tang's face was full of helplessness, and he spread his hands and said: "It is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice. You see, I don't have anything at hand, and I don't have any use for it. ”

"Isn't that easy?" It was Ming Sui who said this, and as soon as the sword in her hand slashed out, a blade of sword qi was as deep as Mu Tang's feet, deep into the ground. Not far from everyone, a behemoth broke out of the ground, chirping and screaming, the sound was very harsh, but it was a huge fluffy monster, shaped like a mouse, bloated, four or five meters tall, with a short tail and two huge front teeth. Blood was pouring from its body, no doubt from the wound that Mingsui had just slashed with his sword.

Ming Sui swung his sword again, and the sword qi blade directly cut off its head, and its head flew high, drawing a parabola in mid-air, and finally fell to Mu Tang's feet, steady, not bounced or shaking, as if it was controlled by some force.

Zhao Tianjiao said with a smile: "Chef Tang, it's time for you to perform." ”

Mu Tang shrugged his shoulders and said, "Since both of you are so kind to invite, then I will be disappointed." It just so happened that I ran out to go out and was hungry while walking. Honey, you haven't tasted my craft yet, have you? It will open your eyes and feast your mouth later. ”

I can't hear you! I can't hear you! Saionji Ruri told herself.

At the same time, she was also a little curious, with Mu Tang's strength, if he wanted to leave, these two people might not be able to stop him, did he have other plans? She said, "Are you still in the mood to eat now?" If Yuji Chomune comes back later, none of us want to live. ”

Although she spoke the "Dongri Island language" - obviously she did it on purpose, she didn't want to speak Kyushu dialect, she didn't want to say it, but it didn't prevent Zhao Tianjiao from understanding, so he also replied in Kyushu dialect: "Life and death have fate, wealth is in the sky." If it's Yuji Nagamune who comes back, then it's useless for us to run to the ends of the earth. It's better to take advantage of the opportunity to eat and drink well now, so that the dead are not wronged, hahaha! ”

Xiyuan Temple Liuli was speechless, because what Zhao Tianjiao said was reasonable.

So, the four of them chose a flat place as a dining place, and Mu Tang began to cook the huge "steppe drill gophers", peeling, cramping, slicing meat, and deboning, all with one hand. Although it is one-handed, it can also be done in one go. What the? Why one-handed? The other hand must not continue to hold the glass of Xiyuan Temple?

Zhao Tianjiao finally couldn't stand it, and said, "Hey, I said, you guys are almost there, and there must be a limit to showing affection." You have to pull and pull when you cook, as for it? ”

Mu Tang smiled: "This is love!" Why are you jealous? ”

"Jealousy? Ha, ha, ha! This is really the funniest joke I've heard this year," After speaking, Zhao Tianjiao said Mingsui, "Come on, Ming Xiaoniu, let's take one too." As he spoke, he twisted his ass and rubbed it next to Mingsui. At the moment when she was held by Zhao Tianjiao, she seemed to struggle for a while, but she didn't seem to have it, so she let Zhao Tianjiao hold it like this. All of a sudden, Zhao Tianjiao's face was about to bloom.

"Zhao Tianjiao, you should take a mirror and look at yourself."

"Why?"

"Look at how lewd you are right now."

"Ha, hahaha! I'm so handsome, the word lewd insulates me! ”

Coming, coming, Zhao Tianjiao's standard "lines": I'm so handsome!

Let's talk about it, I don't know, I still think that Mu Tang and Zhao Tianjiao are good friends. But Xiyuan Temple Liuli can see it clearly, the relationship between these two people is very poor - no, not only the relationship is very bad, but the relationship between enemies who want to kill each other!

It's obviously a mortal enemy, it's a shame that they can talk and laugh, hmph, my mother is right, men are really hypocrisy.

While laughing, Mu Tang skewered the meat with his mental power, skewered it into a skewer, and then took out his so-called "top secret barbecue spices" and sprinkled it on the meat skewers, and then the last step, which is the most critical step, grilling!

Bear!!

Mu Tang directly used the "soul qi flame" to barbecue, accurately controlling the temperature, so that the heat of the flame penetrated into the flesh and not a single cell, this kind of extreme micro-manipulation of the soul qi is also very difficult to comprehend and control.

"Hmph, this guy has something to look at." Although Xiyuan Temple Liuli doesn't know how to cook, he still has eyesight. As a result, Mu Tang said, "How is it, is it like I'm concentrating on cooking?" Don't be obsessed with brother. ”

Xiyuan Temple Liuli suddenly felt a feeling of nausea like eating a fly in her heart.

Soon, the kebabs were only ready, piled up into a hill of meat skewers, the meat was fragrant, and the aroma was fragrant - yes, there was a fragrance, which meant that there was a smell and vitality to disperse, which meant that Mu Tang did not have a careful cooking, and it was purely a casual response.

Mu Tang pulled the glass of Xiyuan Temple to the opposite side of Zhao Tianjiao and Ming Sui, "Come on, come on, eat and eat!" The sky is vast, the wilderness is vast, the prairie, the strings, the perfect match, it can't be more matched. Come, my dear, and taste my craft. Be careful not to swallow your tongue in your stomach. ”

Eat?

I eat your flesh!

Xiyuan Temple Liuli thought fiercely and hatefully in her heart, she really took the roast rat meat in front of her as Mu Tang's meat, picked it up and bit a piece hard, and as a result, the meat piece entered the mouth, and the wonderful taste immediately dissipated in her mouth - it was still delicious?

Of course, even if Mu Tang didn't put much effort into it, his cooking skills have been integrated into his bones, and it is still an extraordinary delicacy to do it.

The wonderful taste brought by the food made Xiyuan Temple Liuli in a trance for a moment, but it was only for a moment, as the head of the Xiyuan Temple family, she had never eaten any delicious food, and now she was eating a fresh, and then her mind was full of "I ate Mu Tang's meat, I ate Mu Tang's meat", one string after another into her mouth.

Zhao Tianjiao ate a piece, but frowned and said, "I said, has your craftsmanship regressed?" How do you feel that it is not as delicious as before? ”

Mu Tang said: "You are picky. Don't you see how fragrant my honey is? Maybe Zhao Dashao has eaten too much delicacies from the mountains and seas, and this wild barbecue can't get into your eyes. Oh, doesn't your wife eat it fragrantly? ”

Zhao Tianjiao said: "Forget it, let's make a living." ”

Eating and chatting, Zhao Tianjiao suddenly said casually, "Mu Tang, you said it's really a coincidence." You see, we can both meet here. Tut-tut, if you are a mother, I want to come to the last sentence 'There is a fate to meet thousands of miles away'. ”

Relative! I know you're waiting for me right here. Mu Tang skimmed his face and said, "Don't, I don't want to meet you for thousands of miles." It's a coincidence that we can meet here, and it's not a coincidence. ”

"Oh?"

"Alas, it's hard to put into words! You said that I had a good time on 'Dongri Island', but the government of 'Dongri Island' didn't let me play comfortably. Every once in a while, I will be killed. The people who were sent in were getting stronger and stronger each time. This time it was directly Changzong Tianyi. That guy tasted his awesomeness, I couldn't beat him, and he scurried all over the world, and then he came to the vicinity of a city over there. Oops, the fire burned the whole city. You can smell barbecue in the air...... Then Changzong Tianyi yelled like crazy, and then he came to your side. I wasn't curious, so I sneaked over, and I saw you. But...... Now that you think about it, you should have started the fire in that city, right? Gee! What are you doing here? I heard what you just said, are you fighting with 'Dongri Island'? Wear! Convinced! Promote my Kyushu national prestige and boost my old Qin's momentum! Cattle! ”

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