Chapter 27: New Year's Fear!
In the blink of an eye, the New Year has arrived, and several people in the apartment have made a lot of preparations to welcome the new year. Take couplets, for example! If you buy it, then what else to prepare, just go to the Internet or buy it directly on the street.
This is written by Mr. Zeng, who is known as a genius (self-styled) in the apartment!
Shanglian: Reminiscing about the past, red rice, pumpkin soup, a wife, and a bunch of children.
Downlink: Look at the present dynasty, white rice, Wang Ba soup, a child, a gang of wives.
Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times.
When Hu Yifei, a person who doesn't often surf the Internet, saw the couplet written by Zeng Xiaoxian, his mouth opened wide and he said in surprise: "I can't see it, Zeng Xiaoxian, you still have a pair!" ”
Zeng Xiaoxian raised his head, straightened his chest, and said proudly: "That's!" You don't look at who is the most talented in the apartment! Of course it's me! Ehhahahaha~~~"
Hu Yifei made a gesture of anti-vomiting, at this time the door of room 3601 opened, Situ Yi walked in with a dry New Year's goods, looked at the couplets spread on the table, put things away, stepped forward to take a look, and was immediately happy. Laughing: "Who wrote this?" ”
Zeng Xiaoxian stood on the side and was silent, but he put on a posture that I wrote it, come and praise me. Hu Yifei also said in a timely manner: "Who else can there be, the 'talent' in our apartment, Teacher Zeng!" When talking about talents, Hu Yifei also specially accentuated his tone.
Situ Yi sneered. said: "I can't see it, isn't this on the Internet, it's exactly the same!" ”
"What?"
"Situ!"
Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian spoke out one after another, Hu Yifei was surprised that Zeng Xiaoxian copied the couplet on the Internet and brazenly said that he wrote it himself, Zeng Xiaoxian was angry, he didn't expect Situ Yi to directly expose his tricks.
"Zeng Xiaoxian!"
Hu Yifei's eyes narrowed, looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and said "gently": "It turns out that you are so talented!" ”
Zeng Xiaoxian laughed a few times dryly and said: "Hehe, in general, it is the masses who praise me, and I am just serving the people (liao)!" ”
Looking at Hu Yifei's gradually raised hands, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly made a referee's gesture and hurriedly said: "Yifei, you drink teeth, no, Yifei, you brush tea!" Bah! You drink tea~~~ Hehe, don't I want to make it a little more festive during the New Year. Eliminate gas, eliminate gas. ”
Of course, Hu Yifei wasn't really angry, it's just that everyone is so used to playing around, and now seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian is soft, he also let him go in a timely manner, it seems that Situ Yi bought the New Year's goods.
After checking it out, I found that I had basically bought everything, couplets, window flowers, stickers, firecracker ornaments, candy snacks, a few playing cards, and a few bags of red envelopes.
At this time, Lu Ziqiao, Meijia, Wan Yu, Lu Zhanbo, and Optics Valley also came back one after another, each carrying something in their hands. There are ingredients, clothes, play, and Lu Ziqiao's favorite flying chess.
Looking at a large number of things in front of him, as the number one eldest sister in the apartment, Hu Yifei clapped his hands, attracted everyone's attention, and said: "Okay, tomorrow will be the Chinese New Year's Eve!" Since everyone does not choose to go home for the New Year, do you have any plans for the Chinese New Year's Eve? Like what kind of fun games or something? You can't stay at home and watch the Spring Festival Gala, right? ”
When Lu Ziqiao heard that there was going to be some fun plan, he was the first to raise his hand and said, "I have it!" ”
"Ziqiao, you say!"
"The Ultimate Ludo Plan!"
"It's flying chess again!" Hearing Lu Ziqiao say flying chess, everyone sighed. It's not that the game is not fun, but everyone is tired of playing it! It's fine at first, but if you keep playing, you'll get tired of it!
But Lu Ziqiao is tired of it!
Rejected Ziqiao's ultimate flying chess plan, Meijia raised her hand for the second time and said, "I have a plan!" ”
"Mika, you say!"
"Let's go shopping!"
"Shopping? You haven't had enough of it these days, have you? ”
"I have, I have!"
“......”
Everyone paid attention one after another, but none of them were unanimously agreed!
Hu Yifei, who was a little impatient, looked at Situ Yi, who had not spoken from beginning to end, and his eyes lit up! Maybe he's from another earth and has something fun. said: "Situ, what about you? What do you usually play in your hometown during the Chinese New Year? ”
Hu Yifei's words don't sound like anything wrong, but Zeng Xiaoxian and Situ Yi know that the hometown Hu Yifei said is worthy of another earth, and Situ Yi only has a wry smile, but in the past during the New Year, he listened to joy, made an appointment with three or five friends, surfed the Internet, played cards, or went shopping to buy a trinket to tease the little girl.
But since the death of his parents, Situ Yi has never had a good New Year. It's all nesting in that rental house to play games, and I'm bored to watch the Spring Festival Gala.
And after getting the system, this first modern New Year was still spent on the plane of the love apartment, and if you want to make him pay attention, I really don't know what to say for a while.
"In my hometown, it's similar to here during the Chinese New Year, that is, to watch the Spring Festival Gala, or play cards."
"Isn't it? Watching the Spring Festival Gala? Lu Ziqiao couldn't sit still when he heard it, he has always been active and likes to let go of himself, how could he endure such a boring thing as watching the Spring Festival Gala?
"Think about the essence of the Spring Festival Gala! A group of handsome guys and beauties are partying all night in big pants, and we eight crazy men and women are sitting in front of the TV and only watching stupidly? ”
"And what do you want?"
"I don't want to do anything! Why don't we contact the handsome guys and beauties in the second building of the love apartment and have a good time together? ”
"This can be had!"
"That's all there is to it!"
Lu Ziqiao's suggestion was finally agreed by everyone, and then Hu Yifei issued the latest order!
"A few of our girls help decorate the room and take care of Xiao Yu'er, you boys, continue to buy food! What chicken wing cola snacks or something, buy a little more. ”
The boys in the apartment all took action and went out to buy food, while the girls were decorating their rooms at home and taking care of Xiao Yu'er.
Everything seems so well organized! Full of joy for the New Year! Until a detonator bought by an unknown bear kid fell on the balcony of the apartment and shattered the glass!
As we all know, the north is dry and cold, and the south is wet and cold! The north relies on heating for the winter, and the south relies on righteousness for the winter!
The balcony of the apartment is a floor-to-ceiling window, and after a whole piece of glass is broken, no matter how big the air conditioner is, it can't withstand such a big loophole! And the cold wind keeps pouring in! Frozen people are shivering! Tears!
What are you afraid of, what handsome guys and beauties, to hell with them all at this time! Labor and management need a warm bed!
Lu Ziqiao's ultimate Chinese New Year's Eve plan was shattered! The cold wind kept blowing like that, and no one had the heart to continue, and in the end, everyone looked for their own mothers and went back to their respective homes!