Chapter 8: The Fat Man Is Finally Here
Just when Xia Shu was asleep, there was a burst of chickens and dogs jumping in Guo Huanghuang's nest, and the three "master and apprentice" finally subdued the two zombies, but the power of the small town corpse charm was limited, and it could not be suppressed by sticking to the man's stiff forehead, and he was trembling all over.
This is also something that can't be helped, after all, the talisman seal that originally suppressed male stiffness was torn by the fat man, and he can only use a small number for the time being.
"Fatty, you killed me this time, I almost gave my life!"
Guo Huanghuang sat on the chair panting, how old he was.
"Professor, how do I know that the yellow paper comes back to life as soon as it is torn?"
This matter really can't blame the fat man, in the world of zombie movies, there will naturally be no zombie movies to watch, the probability of ordinary people encountering zombies in their lifetime is almost negligible, but tomb robbers are a real high-risk profession, you must know that they drill into the tombs of various dynasties all day long.
As for why there are no rumors of zombies, it is because all the tomb robbers who have seen zombies are dead, just like a group of tomb robbers who first entered the ancient tomb before Guo Huanghuang, and after being killed by the male zombie, they were killed again by the Maoshan Taoist priest who died in battle, leaving only the big gold teeth that were not corrupted with the bones.
"Don't know? I don't know if it's better not to touch it? It's really not enough to succeed and more to lose! ”
The fat man couldn't say a word when he was taught, and he hid in a corner and drew circles.
No, it should be "licking the wound", before the professor didn't come back, he was alone between the two zombies, and one was accidentally bitten by the man on the arm, although he didn't tear off a piece of meat, but he still saw blood, which can't be known!
I don't know that the fat man's little actions all fell in Guo Huanghuang's eyes.
"Go to bed early, tomorrow we'll catch that little one, no one is missing!"
"Oh!"
There was nothing to say all night, and Guo Huanghuang and the three of them didn't get up until noon on the second day, which was the norm for tomb robbers.
The strong man was sorting out the tools he could use, and Guo Huanghuang was on the phone with the foreign devil Nickerson to explain the reason for the missed appointment yesterday, only the fat man was a little absent-minded at the moment.
As for why? Just look at his arm that has begun to decompose, although it is not obvious, but the corpse poison has invaded his body in a night's time.
"Professor, I'm going out for a trip!"
When the wild animal is sick, he knows how to find some herbs to eat, let alone people, and the fat man can only go to the doctor when he sees that the wound can't be dragged on, but he can't go to a big hospital, otherwise he can't tell how his wound was caused.
"Fatty, you just have a lot of things, huh? Mr. Nickerson, I didn't say anything about you! ”
After scolding the fat man Guo Huanghuang, he hurriedly apologized on the phone, he almost forgot that Nickerson, a foreign devil, is also a fat man.
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"Ah Shu, the white peony and kudzu are almost gone, you go to the warehouse and get some!"
"I'll go to the boss!"
I have to say that today is really not an ordinary busy, Xia Shu is a little busy with his feet on the ground, it is very easy to get sick in late summer and early autumn, and the number of people who come to the pharmacy to grab medicine has also increased, and the drawers of several flavored medicines have been empty.
Xia Shu took the medicine and walked towards the warehouse, he hadn't found a chance to take a look at Xiao Jiang today, and now it's just right.
"Little ginger, little ginger, I'm coming to see you!"
Opening the warehouse door, Xia Shu shouted quietly, and after a while, he saw Xiao Jiang jumping over, Xia Shu smiled knowingly, and Xiao Jiang jumped around him and stroked his little belly.
"Little Jiang, are you hungry?"
"Squeak!"
Xiao Jiang nodded hurriedly, unlike adult zombies biting and sucking blood out of instinct, the blood in the eyes of the little zombies is just simple food, if Xiao Jiang wants to bite someone, it must be the same as a child biting in a hurry, otherwise he will not become good friends with a large group of children in the original book.
"If you're hungry, it's not okay now, Xiao Jiang, bear with me first, and I'll go to the hospital as soon as it gets dark."
Natsuki gestured and said, although Xiao Jiang didn't understand the meaning of the hospital, he knew that Natsuki would definitely bring him something to eat.
"Squeak!"
It seems that he wants to learn the zombie language quickly, and come out with the Chinese medicine, Xia Shu thought silently in his heart, but when he took advantage of Uncle Ying's squatting in the thatched house to hide the same dictionary "Zombie Language" under the counter, the fat man in his memory finally came.
Yes, I picked up Xiao Jiang on the road yesterday, so the fat man was bitten on the same day, and the wound deteriorated directly the next day.
"Sir, do you want to get medicine or see a doctor?"
Natsuki asked quietly.
"See a doctor!"
"Come over here!"
Leading the fat man to the back of the consultation room, Xia Shu sat in Uncle Ying's place.
"Huh?"
Is this person a doctor? Anyway, it's all guys, right? The fat man felt a little unreliable in his heart, but he still heard others say that this Lin's pharmacy was very famous before he took a taxi.
"What are you doing in a daze, sitting?"
"Well, you're a doctor?"
"What? Not like it? ”
The most important thing at this time is to be calm, Natsuki behaved very well, he didn't plan to involve Uncle Ying and them in his plan, as long as the two zombies were prepared, he could deal with them alone.
"No, no!"
The fat man saw that this doctor was so confident, so naturally he wouldn't say anything.
"What's wrong with that?"
Xia Shu pretended to take the pulse pillow, although he didn't know how to call the pulse, but the condition of the person in front of him couldn't use the same set of Chinese medicine.
It's just that he has to grasp the rhythm, Uncle Ying is not constipated, but he has the habit of squatting in the thatched house to listen to the radio, and his favorite "Opera World" will end in no more than ten minutes at most, which also means that he, the fake doctor, can only hold on for a few more minutes, and must end the battle as soon as possible.
"Oh, it's nothing, it's just a bite from a neighbor's child, doctor, you know that the child is crazy and inhuman."
As he spoke, the fat man rolled up his right sleeve, revealing the festering wound underneath.
"It's not a child's bite, isn't it?"
Poked the rotten flesh-like wound with his fingers, Natsuki said with some exaggeration.
"Hehe, doctor, you're joking, I'm sure I'll go to the hospital for a vaccine if I was bitten by a dog."
The fat man is still pretending to be stupid.
"If you don't want to say that I won't force you, you wait here now, I'll get you medicine."
Natsuki got up and went back to the front, grabbed a large handful of old glutinous rice and poured it into the medicine jar to crush it.
There is a cloud in "Maoshan Atlas": "Those who are in the valley also eat." The sunrise is born, the sun sets at night, the heaven and the earth are heroic, and the sun is also sunny! ”
This grain is glutinous rice, the most practical way to deal with corpse poison is glutinous rice, the older the year, the better, but the poison must be pulled out in time, if delayed, corpse poison will spread in the body like cancer cells.
And the one in front of him is afraid that he will not have two days to live.
That's true, the fat man in the original book didn't survive the third day, and as soon as the two adult zombies were eliminated, they directly transformed into walking corpses and killed the professor.
The aged glutinous rice was poured onto the paper, and Natsuki added a pinch of fragrant ash.
"The medicine is here, you bear the pain!"
"Smack~~"
"Ah~~"
slapped the glutinous rice on the wound paper, and the pig-like screams made Uncle Ying's body unstable, and he almost did, that's it.
"Ah Shu? What's going on out there? ”
"It's fine!"
The smoke rose, the smell of corpses dissipated, and Natsuki turned on the exhaust fan.
"It's fine if you apply the medicine, and the consultation fee and medicine fee are five hundred! You can't see this disease anywhere else! ”
didn't say much, Uncle Ying might come out in the next second, and Xia Shu was going to drive people away.
"Thank you, doctor, then I'm leaving!"
The fat man trembled and took out the money, which almost made him collapse just now, but he was finally able to let go of his thoughts. I don't know that Natsuki's so-called nothing is just delaying the onset of corpse poison, and death will eventually come.
Watching the fat man walk outside, Xia Lima rushed into the inner room, dragged a backpack from under his bed, carried it on his back, and chased him outside, but he happened to meet Uncle Ying, who came out with a radio and pants.
"Ah Shu, where are you going?"
"Boss, help me watch the pharmacy, I have something to do~~"
The figure had vanished, and the voice had faded away.
"This stinky boy, I also help you watch the pharmacy, I want the pharmacy to have the ability to marry Ah Zhi first!"
Uncle Ying has always spared no effort to dig up Xia Youren's corner, but he seems to have forgotten that Ah Zhi is his daughter.