Chapter 308: Deception
Maybe it's because I haven't come out of Yuying's tenderness.
In the evening, when I saw this foreign woman, I either looked at her breasts or her crotch, which made her frown and say "Fake".
Although I don't understand what it means, judging from her facial expressions, it should be scolding me for being a hooligan, I feel a little wronged, just a few glances, and I didn't strip her clothes, why did she scold me?
Zhang Fang shook his head and walked up, pointed to my crotch, and looked at me with a murderous look, I realized the gaffe, and I didn't expect to be uninterested in this foreign woman, but my body couldn't resist it.
Yuying is greedy for the life of a rich person, and I am greedy for her physical happiness, so that I can hit it off, but unfortunately, the foreign woman is not short of money, because Peijun told me that she is the seller.
The language barrier, this is a problem, I thought about it, looked at Zhang Fang and said, "Fangzi, go find Teacher Zheng, let's follow the foreign woman and make sense!"
When I was in school, I studied Russian, and I didn't speak English, even if it was Russian, I could only barely say hello, you are so beautiful, can I sleep with you, etc., international exchanges, I am ready to hand over to the educated and unqualified old rascals.
The old rascal heard that I was looking for him, in the middle of the night, braving the heavy rain, drenched like a soup chicken and running to the shop, his cultural literacy is indeed good, and he actually answered the foreign woman like a stream.
"Shanzi, the foreign woman said she wanted to see the goods!"
The old rascal translated for me, and I moved a chair and sat down, staring at the crotch of the foreign woman's pants, and said seriously.
"Tell her to wait for three days, and besides, she has to go to the county to live immediately, and she can't come to the village again!"
I only have the soul bead and Liu Ruye's belt in my hand, I don't want to waste the opportunity to wait, three days later, the things in the reservoir will come out of the water, and let her take them away, so that I don't have to find someone again.
The old rascal held his reading glasses, and he was not discouraged in the face of the foreign woman, and opened his mouth to speak fluent foreign language, but he didn't expect the foreign woman to give a thumbs up and praise.
“Good,OK!”
I understood these two sentences, and the old rascal got up, stretched out his hand, and asked me, "Take the money, she said you have to arrange everything!" ”
Since I was asked to arrange it, why did the old rascal reach out and ask for money, I suddenly felt strange, and said angrily: "I arranged, what is your business, what money do you want, tell her, go to the county now!" ”
I touched the key of the motorcycle, glanced at Biaozi and said, "Biaozi, you are safe now, ride with you, and protect our God of Wealth!" ”
Biaozi's momentum was very sharp, he glared at the old rascal, and he was so frightened that he took a few steps back, and said a little unconvinced: "What's fierce, Lao Tzu is twenty years younger, what's the matter with you!" ”
I was worried that the two of them were going to quarrel, so I hurriedly said: "Don't be verbose, old rascal, won't you go to class tomorrow, I'll send her to the county, Peijun will sleep with Fangzi, it's not too early, take action!" ”
The foreign woman looked at the key in my hand, reached out and grabbed it, pointing at me crookedly, at this time, Peijun came over and said with a smile.
"Brother Shan, she said she came to ride, my friend is not simple, running all over the world, there is too much money to count, you don't want to eat her tofu!"
Peijun came to some worlds, and his tone of voice changed a lot, and he didn't speak anymore.
I shook my hand and took out a few pieces of money to give her, and said as I looked at it.
"Who are you and me, what's the matter, you don't speak English early, so I find this old immortal, so let's do it, you also follow Biaozi to the county, and all the expenses are mine!"
With the buyer, Biaozi returned, to be honest, I was very happy, if the foreign woman wants to ride, let her ride, I can still make some small moves in the back, if I am lucky, maybe I can arouse her interest in me.
The rain was very heavy, and two locomotives and four people rushed to the county seat under the cover of the night.
Biaozi and Peijun are lovers, sticking very tightly, I sat behind the foreign woman, at first I was very honest, but the smell of perfume on her body was too fucking strong, and the car was also very bumpy, causing my legs to rub against her, which made me itch very much.
"Grandma, Lao Tzu is a local snake, and what do you care about!"
As soon as the evil thought moved, my hand was on her waist, and she did not slow down, glanced back at me, smiled and turned away.
"You didn't scold me!"
As soon as I smiled, I became even bolder, and my hand moved forward from her waist, and when I was about to approach my belly, I suddenly touched something hard, and I was so frightened that I hurriedly withdrew my hand.
"Bang!" The foreign woman came over with a side face and said with a smile!
What's that, a bomb?
I broke out in a cold sweat, I didn't think she was running around with a bomb, and if the police caught her, she wouldn't be able to eat and walk around.
In order to find out, I reached out again and touched her stomach, and the round thing was a grenade, and it seemed that she was still grabbing her right thigh.
"I made it, I didn't expect it to be a hot woman, no wonder I was wearing a leather coat, it turned out to be a hidden murder weapon!"
I attacked her thighs and waist again, and she didn't look back, I couldn't confirm her eyes, and my hands didn't dare to be presumptuous, so I had no choice but to hold the itch in my heart and stay honest.
When I arrived in the county, found a hotel to open a room, and sent her in, she got angry, and pulled out a gun and put it on my head, and I didn't know what to say, and my saliva sprayed all over my face.
Peijun hurriedly ran over, explained to her on chatter, and finally asked me.
"Brother Shan, let you not eat her tofu, you see, if I hadn't lied and said that you were very powerful, I also tried, she would have killed you!"
Lying, is Peijun lying?
I smiled happily, looked at Biaozi and said, "Why is Peijun making such a joke, I have nothing to do with her, this is two thousand yuan, take the flowers!" ”
"Yes, I know!"
Biaozi didn't talk much, so he stopped talking after taking the money, but Peijun pulled my hand and pointed at the foreign woman and said.
"Brother Shan, you dare to touch her, do you know how many bombs she has in her waist, three, if this is touched, all four of us will fly into the sky, no wonder she is angry!"
I grinned, touched my head awkwardly, looked at Peijun and said, "You tell her that it's her fault for touching her, who called her so beautiful, like a goblin, I'm sorry for a man who doesn't touch her!" ”
"What a shame!" Peijun scolded, turned his face and translated, but the foreign woman laughed when she heard it, pointed at me, and said in hard Chinese.
"You, you can't go, stay with me!"
What's that, with you?
I was a little flattered, thinking about the bomb in her waist and the gun in her lap, and a cold sweat suddenly broke out on my back, and I retreated to the door in two steps, turned around and ran, and shouted in my mouth.
"There is a ...... to find a dwarf beforehand"
(End of chapter)