Chapter 40: The Evil Rat
I was afraid that Sun Ningning would come out and fight Chen Hui, so I ran out of the police station, stepped on a motorcycle, took Chen Hui with me, and rushed back to the village as if fleeing for my life.
Send Chen Hui home to comfort a few words, and then go to the big head's house, and when he arrived, his house had already been surrounded by water, the cadres in the township, the cadres of the villages, and many villagers, I was very difficult to squeeze in, he Lao Tzu saw me coming, pulled me and asked.
"Shanzi, you fucking have to find a way to save the big head, I don't want the white-haired person to send the black-haired person, so decent, tell him not to go to Nanmen Mountain, don't go to Nanmen Mountain, I don't believe it, it's okay now, and I'll come back with a ghost!"
For whether there is such a thing, I dare to make a conclusion, until decades later, I did not think about this problem clearly, I dare not agree with the words of the big head of his Lao Tzu, looked at the gradually darkening sky and the crowd of onlookers, I stuffed him Lao Tzu with a cigarette and said.
"Uncle, don't talk nonsense, there are a lot of people going up to Nanmen Mountain, and I don't see anyone hitting ghosts, so, it's not early, let the villagers go back, I'm quiet and quiet, think about ideas!"
After the big man took a few puffs of cigarettes, Tie blushed and sent everyone away, but left the dwarf and Zhang Fang, saying that the big head needed to be taken care of.
I went into the house to take a look, and it was quite clean, but the wind was blowing down from the beams, and the whole room was lifeless, and it looked like the big head must be evil.
"Shorty, you fucking let Fangzi go back, this thing is not clean, don't get into trouble, uncle, you also go to the shop to sit down, and leave it to me and the shorty here!"
The big man told him to save the person back, and he almost didn't let me make a military order, so I even coaxed him away, and asked the short man to bolt the door shut, and then went to the room to see the big head.
His hands struggled so badly that blood was coming out in several places, but he still wanted to break free from the handcuffs, and if his legs weren't tied, he would probably get up and bite.
"Brother Shanzi, what's wrong with the big head, it wasn't good yesterday, let's go down the mountain together, how can you say that you will hit the ghost!"
The dwarf stood at the head of the bed, and his whole body was not much taller than the head of the bed, and I could not see his face, only his grinning mouth.
If according to what the dwarf said, he should also fall into evil with the big head, thinking of this, I opened my mouth and hurriedly asked him.
"What the hell did you do yesterday, did you make up something in the cemetery, how could you be evil!"
The dwarf took a few steps forward, looked at the struggling big head head, and said with a look of surprise on his face: "I didn't do anything, as usual, I picked a few brine ores, the Nanmen Mountain Cemetery is so evil, who dares to go up and make trouble, take a look, what should I do now!" ”
There are black lines on the Yin Hall of the person who hit the ghost, but the Yin Tang of the big head is purple, and the black line at the corner of the eye is getting stronger and stronger, I can be sure that he is not hitting the ghost, but the evil spirit, glaring at the short man and questioning.
"You fucking think about it, don't miss any details, look at you one by one, things are stubble after stubble, halogen is not tomorrow, now it's good, I have to go up the mountain to command!"
Probably frightened by my momentum, the dwarf hooked his head and didn't speak, but the wall clock in the room was ticking non-stop, which made my already anxious heart even more irritable, and was ready to poke the forehead of the big head directly with the seal on his chest, but at this time, the dwarf babbled.
"Bah...... I almost forgot, when the big head came back, he got a yellow mouse, the one we saw last time, and said that he brought it back to skin and eat meat! ”
I was taken aback, and suddenly the big head of tomorrow was made by the mouse, so I looked left and right, and saw that I couldn't find the mouse, so I hurriedly said to the short man.
"You two are really fucking fuckers, how many times have I told you, that rat can't be messed with, what's the matter, something is wrong now, look for it, if you don't eat it, let it go!"
Fox yellow and white willow gray, the mouse at the end of the five immortals, the ancestors have inherited thousands of years of things, it is true and false and it is not easy to distinguish, at present I can only believe that it exists, I squatted down, looked under the bed, only to see that the yellow mouse was locked in a cage, motionless, if it were not for the beard on its mouth trembling, I thought it was dead.
Let the dwarf climb in and pull it out, I slapped it on the iron cage, woke the yellow mouse, pointed at it and scolded.
"You fuck, let my brother go, otherwise Lao Tzu will chop your head with a knife and squeak your uncle, hurry up!"
The dwarf came over with a bottle of boiling water, held it on top of the cage, looked at me and said, "Brother Shanzi, this is the damn thing, are you mistaken!" ”
The yellow mouse was very arrogant, standing, with its two front paws on the iron cage, looking at me and rolling his eyes, and his mouth was still creaking, I shook my head, took the boiling water from the dwarf's hand and said.
"Look at this guy, his mother's like a mouse, it's not what it is, this thing has been passed down for thousands of years, you two don't believe it, you only know it's powerful when you get hit!"
After speaking, I kicked the cage, held the boiling water and pretended to fall down, scolding in my mouth, who knew that the thing was not a matter at all, in desperation, I had to put down the boiling water, open the cage, and pointed to the bottom of the bed and said.
"Uncle Mouse, you won, let go of my brother, I guarantee that he will never dare to provoke you again in the future!"
When the dwarf saw me say this, he immediately knelt on the ground in fright, kowtowed a few times, but the mouse pointed to his mouth and squeaked, he was stunned, looked at me and said.
"Brother Shanzi, this thing is really fucking fine, what should we do now, the big head can't wait!"
I thought that it might be hungry, so I took out ten dollars for the dwarf, pointed to the shop, and said, "Go to the butcher's place to cut some meat, and bring a bottle of wine, this gray fairy is hungry, and he will not be embarrassed if he is full of food and drink!" ”
The dwarf was suspicious, and after a few rounds of money, he hurried out, and when I saw that the problem had been found, I brought a chair, sat down in front of the big mouse, rubbed my hands and said to it.
"Fortunately, my brother didn't eat you, otherwise it's really a great crime, let him go when you are full of food and drink, if you lack food and drink in the future, just squeak with me!"
The mouse was not afraid of people, and saluted me with two front paws, and I was immediately happy, thinking that this thing also understands human feelings, and if I can be a companion, it may be of great use in the future.
"Mouse, mouse, don't embarrass my brother, let him go, we can be regarded as acquaintances, we can talk, it's not kind for you to do this!"
As soon as I finished speaking, the big head on the bed suddenly babbled and woke up, and then sat up and wanted to wave his hand, only to find that he had been tortured, probably because the skin on his hand was broken, and he asked me with grinning.
"What the hell are you talking about in the room, can't you think anything about me!"
I pointed to the mouse on the ground, cocked Erlang's legs, and looked at him with anger: "Do you want to die, let you not provoke this gray fairy, it's not me, you were shot at the police station, and when the dwarf comes back, you ask him, who crawls on the ground like a fool and licks the soles of other people's feet!" ”
The last sentence is that I fabricated, and I believe that the dwarf will also bear false witness for me, because the evil thing is too mysterious, and if you don't get it right, you will die.
The big head looked at the mouse on the ground, and didn't seem to believe it, but his hands and feet were tied, and his body was extremely sore, so he had to smile awkwardly and reach out to me to untie him.
I was afraid that his evil spirit was still there, so I glanced at the mouse on the ground, but I didn't expect the mouse to nod, I smiled happily, looked at the big head and said.
"Did you see it, this guy nodded and asked me to untie you, pour it a glass of wine later, accompany a sin, you can have a snack in the future, and you have to bypass the fox yellow and white willow gray when you encounter it!"
The big head may have been frightened, and after letting go of his hands and feet, he knelt on the ground and kowtowed and bowed, muttering "Thank you Daxian for sparing your life, thank you Daxian for sparing your life", and the mouse didn't know why, he actually jumped on his shoulder, stretched out his paws and patted it.
At this time, the dwarf cut a pound of good meat, got half a bottle of two pots and came back, I recruited two bowls, one put meat, one put wine, and sent it to the mouse, it Taoist priest was not polite, first gnawed a few mouthfuls of meat, and then stretched out his little tongue to lick a few times of wine, so half an hour later, the meat was eaten, and the wine was bottomed out.
I saw that it was full of food and drink, so I ignored it, took the big head and the short man to the small shop, and reported his safety to Lao Tzu, Fangzi and her mother got some cable ties, and roughly wrapped the wounds on the big head's hands.
The matter of weaving the chime is in a hurry, the big head is injured again, tomorrow's Nanmen Mountain supervisor is only afraid that I have to go, scratched his head, but his stomach is hungry and grunts a few times, I know that I haven't eaten at night.
"Auntie, order some noodles for my brother, keep the account of the big head and his old man, damn it, tired and sweaty, I don't have anything to eat!"
Fangzi and her mother rushed to the back kitchen Zhang Luo, she Lao Tzu went to the toilet again, I saw no one, so I asked the dwarf about the rags, but he shook his head and told me that the wool had not been encountered, and almost let the peers beat him, I touched my chin and thought about it and said to him.
"Tomorrow you pick two clever and obedient ones among the fish, remember to buy a bicycle for one person, three of them go together, if anyone dares to beat, you will give the fuck to Lao Tzu to go back, you don't participate in the brine ore of Nanmen Mountain, let Fangzi do it, and let the big head remember it for you!"
When the dwarf saw that I had sent two subordinates to him, he immediately jumped up, patted his chest and said: "Brother Shanzi, listen to you, if anyone dares to attack us, you have seen the power of my dwarf, go, let my father-in-law get some of it, let's take a few sips, I will treat you!" ”
Fangzi and her mother just came out with noodles, and after putting it down, she took down two bottles of wine, stuffed them into me and Datou, and said to the dwarf: "Drink, drink, you should let Fangzi lay an egg, they can drink, you can't."
The big head may have just woken up from the evil spirit, frowned and dried up a bottle of wine, then touched his heart, and said with palpitations: "Thanks to Shanzi today, let's not say anything, today must be painful, whether the fucking eggs lay eggs or not, boss lady, give the dwarf a bottle, count it as my ......"