How to make a big man turn into a small public act in front of the camera?

It's easy!

Turn on the beauty and filters to the maximum, change the aspect ratio of the lens, put on a wig, and wear a pink outfit to match the cute music.

Eagle male prostitution can also become a little fairy on Douyin.

Vomit!

I don't dare to think about it anymore.

When Mei Jiecao used his imagination to make up the brain of the beautiful woman in front of him, who was rarely said to be 8K image quality, into a pixel painting style, the strong excited reaction of the body was finally suppressed.

"Ho, as a low-class Midgard race, it's great to be able to resist my charms. Looks like you're the best of these mages. ”

Very seductive female voice, each of her pronunciations is like a lover's whisper in your ear. The kind of sound that evokes the instinctive reaction of men makes Mei Jiecao quite unbearable.

On the spot, there was a strong urge to 'I can't wait to push the other party to the ground, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, and snap and talk about it'.

It's a pity that if you obey this impulse, Umemumu will be finished.

Don't you see a rough man next to you in the sun?

There were also two bearded men gnawing at each other's lips like pigs' trotters.

Except for a pair of mage girls who have never seen before to carry out a pleasing lily operation, there are unsightly scenes everywhere.

Nima!

Since she refers to Earthlings as 'Midgard', she is supposed to be an Asgardian.

But where did the "Thor" series come from such a witch?

Director, did you get the script wrong?

How do I remember that "Thor 1" is mainly about weak chickens, oh, the evil god Loki?

"Oh, when did Asgard Asgard become so bold? Is Odin regaining his strength? Interested in fighting both the Frost Giant and Kama Taj at the same time?"

Obviously, this powerful human mage is not small!

Not only did he call Odin by his name, but he also knew about Odin's recent agreement with the Frost Giant King Laufey?

The blonde witch frowned.

Mei Jiecao took a step forward, and the witch had the most intuitive feeling when she landed.

He's changed.

At first, the witch didn't bother to look at each other, feeling that he was too weak.

But now, the other party is obviously a wolf in sheep's clothing!

The witch felt an inexplicable throbbing.

Midgard has long since lost its mythological glory, and after the elements in the atmosphere have become impoverished, it is like a dead planet, making the Asgardians feel uncomfortable.

Especially for a legal professional like her, it feels like her body being hung on a tree to dry, which is very unpleasant.

At this time, the wind is impregnated with a strong elemental flavor. The flame elemental seemed to fill the entire sky in the blink of an eye, and the air masses that had been swept apart and torn apart were scattered around like burning cotton wool.

The space behind this mysterious mage cracked, and from the spatial crack, blazing golden light shone out, diffusing towards the four fields.

The witch let out an exclamation, and she dodged at high speed, trying to break free from the spatial rift that had spread through her.

She was a step slower.

She should have made a move before Mei Mumu activated [Mirror Space].

Either flee or attack.

"Whew, whew!" all other voices in the world seemed to be erased, and fell into a relative silence, except for the sound of flames. It felt like the other elements in the space were either fleeing in terror or crawling meekly and silently.

In the mirror space, the color of the hanging sky is reflected.

But whether it was the sun sinking in the west, or the clouds blowing away, all seemed dim.

In the space, only the most brilliant flame crimson remained.

Only purple blue and fiery red remained in Mei Mumu's pupils, which represented the perfect combination of arcane and fire, and also announced the definition of this spatial law.

This powerful elemental fluctuation, this gorgeous arcane and fire elemental manipulation, all surprised the witch.

She began to scrutinize the man in front of her.

On the surface, the man was wearing a suit that she couldn't understand, but through her eyes that had condensed a lot of magical power, he was shrouded in a gorgeous robe with gold trim on a red background, and the borders of the robe were full of magical runes that she didn't recognize.

The fiery red fabric reflected his yellow skin like flames. The round collar around the neck of the robe is upright, and the garment that wraps around the entire back of the head resembles a throne.

In the center of the throne were a pair of strange and deep black eyes, exuding an obsidian-like silence in the breath of fire, and her flickering cold gaze clearly made her feel its cold hostility.

"Hehehe! What a powerful man! For the first time, I knew that in addition to the Ancient One, Midgard also had a strong man that I looked up to. Of course, you're much worse than the ancient one. ”

A witch is a witch, and any sentence may be a sentence of heart.

"There's no point in provoking my relationship with the Ancient One. Mei Mumu didn't elaborate further, the respect in his words said it all.

"Oh......? May I know your name?" the witch raised her right arm, and the graceful orchid finger in her hand gave a pleasant look.

Of course, in someone's eyes, it's nothing more than a Minecraft-level pixel action.

"As a villain, shouldn't you sign up for yourself?"

"Since you say I'm a villain...... the witch still smiled lightly, feeling that she would do it in the next second, who knew that the conversation suddenly changed: "Of course I have to change the master's misunderstanding of me." ”

"Oh?" Mei Mumu was slightly surprised, but still did not let his guard down.

The witch gently slid the tip of her index finger across the mountain she had been bullying and licked the corner of her mouth: "My name is Amora, and I am here to find my lover Thor. Now that you know so much about Asgard, I smell Thor in you, too. So...... Can you please tell me where my dear is?"

When she reported Amora's name, Mei Jiecao almost bit her tongue and shouted in her heart: "Enchanting witch Amora!?"

This- what the hell is Thor's bastard pot!

When you become the prince, you will open a harem for me!

In the ancient days of the Celestial Empire, if the prince had no queen, the position of the prince would be cut. Thor, you bastard, what kind of straight man of steel, all the girls will be okay if they take it!?

Amora does not appear in the movie, she is a very famous villain hero in the comics, and Asgardrri has several powerful mages.

In the comics, because Odin's crown princess Sif really can't flirt, Thor has a hot relationship with Jane Foster on Earth. After Miss Jane was unable to pass Odin's test of courage, Odin tried to break up the pair of Thor.

So Odin sent Amora, a seducent witch who had always liked Thor, to Earth and kept tempting Thor.