Chapter 18: The Strange Tiger Boy
Chen Mushan liked the cute character of the big man in front of him very much, and deliberately teased him: "Which eye do you see me, bah, I was led astray by you, where did you see that I was a ghost?" β
"Aren't you?"
"Nonsense! You've seen the ghost with a shadow. β
The big man looked again, and sure enough, he saw a shadow in the moonlight, so he believed: "I'm sorry, I thought you were a ghost." β
"I'm not a ghost, but I'm γγγγγγ" As he was talking, the unlucky guy not far away was also shocked to see that the "senior" was actually a human being at the moment, and he was so frightened that he turned around and was about to slip away, Chen Mushan shouted: "Don't run, stay for me!" β
The big man looked left and right, but there was no one, and asked curiously, "Big brother, who are you talking to?" β
"Who else could it be, the owner of this tomb? I said brother, are you looking for the wrong place, this grave is buried, it is a man, not a girl. β
"Impossible, it's Li Yan."
"Yes!" Chen Mushan asked at the unlucky ghost, "You can't really be called Li Yan, right?" β
"Big brother, uncle, great god, I didn't know you were γγγγγγ" The unlucky ghost was so scared that he didn't know how to speak, he was also a ghost who had been to the underworld, and one day in the world, the underworld had been in the underworld for nearly a year, and he had spent a lot of time in the underworld, not to mention that he had never heard of it, and someone could switch between people and ghosts at will.
"You can answer whatever you ask, cowardly, you won't really be a, right?"
"I'm really Li Yan, my dad likes girls, but he can't give birth to girls, so he had to give me a girl's name. I know what he said about Li Yan, it's from our village, and it's buried on it. The unlucky man said tremblingly as he pointed to a grave in the distance.
"The Li Yan you are looking for is over there." Chen Mushan relayed it to the big man, glanced at the back of the tombstone, which had the time of death, and said angrily: "Many people will die, it is clearly written, won't you be illiterate?" β
The big man turned around and looked at it, knowing that he was wrong, and lowered his head like a child: "I saw that it was a new grave, also called Li Yan, but I didn't, think about it, I was wrong." β
After speaking, he knelt down and kowtowed three times, full of sincerity.
After kowtowing, under the leadership of Chen Mushan, he found the real bitter master. Walking to the grave, Chen Mushan had already seen that there was a woman hidden in the grave, but that face was simply miserable, as if it had been corroded by sulfuric acid. After listening to the story of the big man, and then looking at the big man's vigorous yang fire, needless to say, it is the masterpiece left by the few drops of urine he threw off.
"You" The big man was about to vent his dissatisfaction with the grave generously, but was slapped hard by Chen Mushan: "What are you, you don't take care of it, just because of your few drops of horse urine, not only are people disfigured, but you can't go to Huangquan Road, you were originally unjustly killed, and now it's even more pitiful." β
The big man was already convinced of Chen Mushan, so he didn't continue, but asked guiltily: "Really?" Can you see it? β
"Nonsense." After scolding the big man, Chen Mushan turned his head to look at the woman, and he didn't have a good face: "You too, although people have a misunderstanding about you, they are also your benefactor, and you will take revenge." Also, you clearly know that he ran to the wrong place, and you don't remind that unlucky guy to watch the show? I'm too lazy to say you, okay, let's go to the underworld to report. β
The poor female ghost had been watching from the sidelines, and she had long known that the man in front of her had great powers, so how could she dare to argue, she just cried and said, "I can't go!" β
"I said I could go if I could." Chen Mushan slapped the tombstone four times, only to see that under the tombstone, a road with a glowing light suddenly opened, leading to the depths of the low.
Of course, this road can only be seen by that ghost, because that road is the yin and yang road. The female ghost was dumbfounded, this road should only be opened by the yin of the underworld.
"Go ahead."
The female ghost was filled with joy and sorrow, and shouted: "Thank you, Lord Ghost King." β
This sentence is also heard by the big man. The female ghost did it on purpose, she was worried that the big man would doubt the ability of the person in front of her, so it could be regarded as a reciprocation, but this sentence cost a lot, one word, plus a year of ghost life.
The female ghost left, and the unlucky ghost of the same name also thanked him from afar, and slipped away, he was completely confused, and he couldn't figure out whether it was a ghost, a human, or a ghost king, but it must be right to stay away.
Chen Mushan successfully solved the matter, and remembered Chu Xixi again, so he said, "Okay, go back, by the way, what's your name?" β
The big man was stupid, after he heard the woman's voice that suddenly appeared in the wilderness, he no longer had any doubts about Chen Mushan, especially the title of Lord Ghost King, who had already worshiped him as a god, and only then did he come back to his senses when he heard his question, and bit his finger shyly: "Li Hu, everyone calls me Tiger Boy." β
"Tiger boy, people are as their name suggests, okay, go home, I still have something to do, and I've lost a lot of time."
After Chen Mushan finished speaking, he left, but the tiger boy followed closely and did not speak.
"What are you doing with me?"
"You will be my master in the future, and I will learn from you."
"I γγγγγγ"
"Don't believe me? How do you say that, saying that Master is a father or something, but I have a father, or else, I will call you Dad, Dad. Tiger Tong said very seriously.
"Shut up, my god, I'm so full and there's nothing to do. Big brother, uncle, I beg you, you go home, my special mother is just thirty, and I won't be looking for a daughter-in-law in the future. β
"Don't go."
"Believe it or not that I beat you?"
"Lao Tzu beats his son, it's right, if Dad wants to beat him, just beat him." The tiger boy is too simple, otherwise he would not have done anything like sleeping in the graveyard and threatening the ghost, and at this time, he decided that he would never change it.
Time was delayed a lot, Chen Mushan thought about Chu Xixi in his heart, but obviously he couldn't shake off this burden of two hundred catties, and he almost stopped crying. stopped talking at the moment, and hurried away under the leadership of Qiqiao.
The tiger boy is really filial, and reminds him from time to time that "Dad" is careful of stones, be careful of ditches and ditches, and Chen Mushan wants to cry without tears. really responded to that sentence, the horizontal is afraid of the flute, no matter how horizontal he is, when he encounters a tiger boy like a flute, there is no rut at all.
He wanted to talk to Xie Zhi, but the result was very strange, no matter how he called in his heart, Xie Zhi never showed up.
"Dad, where did you learn your skills, it's so powerful, what kind of ghost is it, is it the same as a humanγγγγγγ"
"Big brother, don't call Dad."
"Dad, don't call it big brother, it's a mess. Although they all said that I was stupid, my father said that people can not be smart, but they cannot not be ignorant of the rules. My father said that it is no fun for me to study, and I can find a master to learn a craft when I have the opportunity in the future. He also told me that when I have a master, I must respect my master and treat my master like my own father. However, I didn't do anything bad before. β
"Have you ever visited a teacher?" As soon as Chen Mushan was obedient, he immediately asked. He calculated that once the tiger boy admitted that he had worshipped the master, then he could use the reason of "only one master" to remove the "master" title imposed on him.
"Nope! When I was young, I read Journey to the West, and saw that the monk had the ability to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and I was particularly envious, anyway, I didn't know how to read, so I went to a temple to be a monk and learn skills. However, one night, when I was returning to the house after beating the drum as usual, I heard the voice of a woman in the elder brother's house, and I laughed so happily. The temple is full of monks, especially at night, there will definitely be no women, it must be monsters who come to make trouble. So I picked up the stick and rushed in to save people, and when I entered the house, I saw that the elder brother and a particularly beautiful female goblin were fighting in bed. β
"And then?"
Then I beat the goblin, tied it with a rope, and sent it to the abbot. The abbot himself said that I was catching a goblin who harmed people. But I can't figure out why you want to drive me away. Although I worshipped them, I was not convinced by them, so I did not admit it. I convince you, you are my master. β
After hearing this, Chen Mushan couldn't hold back his laughter, even though he was anxious, he still couldn't hold back his laughter, and said in his heart, this big man is really simple, not pretending: "After you went home, no one else told you, what kind of goblin did you catch?" β
"The abbot didn't let me say it, saying that he was afraid of leaking the secret of heaven, but I didn't tell anyone."
"Then why are you telling me?"
"Because you are my master, this is my biggest secret, so I can't hide it from you. Master, is that a goblin? β
Chen Mushan was moved by the tiger boy's sincerity: "It's a goblin, a very bad goblin, you did the right thing." β
The two of them were chatting with each other, and the lights slowly appeared in the originally dark path. Chen Mushan hurried a few steps, very abrupt, inexplicable, just on the top of the mountain dozens of meters away in front, there was a row of antique buildings, surrounded by walls, not short, two or three meters high, very much like the big mansion of the big family in the past.