Chapter 32: That's What You Called Me For?
"Ah, sister-in-law, you're here, my brother has been waiting for you for a long time." Seeing the people coming behind, Huang Shanshan ran over excitedly
"What should I be called?" Someone asked
"Sister Gong~ Isn't this a matter of time or time? Besides, my brother likes you so much, you're so embarrassed to marry someone else! Huang Shanshan said
"As long as he can beat me, it's easy to say anything, otherwise..."
"Hey, can't you release the water, I'm just this one brother, if he really practices and practices a fork, I can ask you for compensation!" Huang Shanshan played tricks
"For your sake, I'll do a few more tricks with him today to help him find confidence, okay. Besides, Shanshan, you don't understand, men have to save face, if he can't officially win me, he won't marry me himself, marry a wife he can't beat, your brother can't pull down his face, right? The palace sister said
"You're right, then let him play a few more tricks with you and find confidence, but I'm sure my brother will be able to win you soon!" I don't know where Huang Shanshan's confidence comes from, it's obvious that it's not a day or two. Seeing Sister Gong go upstairs, Duan Yingjun couldn't help but wonder what was going on with the gossip. Not to mention, this woman who practices martial arts really doesn't want to have a good figure, she is tall and has long legs, her whole body is full of confidence and vitality, plus her beautiful and heroic face, it is indeed very different from the kind of good-looking women, no wonder Huang Shanshan and his brother are obsessed with others.
"Who is this beauty, your brother can't beat her? Let her be, right? Duan Yingjun said strangely
"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, Sister Gong is the authentic heir of Baguazhang, she has been amazingly talented since she was a child, and she is hardworking, don't look at her young age, the kung fu in this hand is amazing, my brother practiced foreign kung fu, no hard work is definitely not an opponent, fortunately, my brother's talent is also first-class, and when he reaches a certain level, he can block the sealing veins of Baguazhang, and I will have a sister-in-law!" Huang Shanshan said
"Congratulations, help your brother get a beautiful woman back as soon as possible, I'll go to the chair to rest first. You go about your business, leave me alone. After speaking, he found a chair close to him and sat down, if he didn't rest, he still hurt in his body.
"Then you have a good rest, I'm going to tutor." After speaking, Huang Shanshan left first
I've been waiting, waiting, the people in the martial arts hall are gone, and I haven't seen Huang Yikun go downstairs, this grandson won't do anything embarrassing upstairs, right? Duan Yingjun was bored and played an action movie in the small theater in his head, and he was happy while thinking about it.
"What are you laughing at here?" Hearing someone speak, Duan Yingjun suddenly came to his senses, and it turned out to be Huang Yikun and that palace sister.
"I'll go first." After speaking, Sister Gong left first.
Don't, you're gone, just leave me with this big guy, how scary! Why don't you watch the excitement and then go!
"There's medicinal wine in the cabinet over there, you take a bottle back, I heard that you didn't fall lightly, use that good fast." The drugs in the hospital are too slow to work. Huang Yikun said
"Really? That's a good feeling, thank you, you don't know that I hurt so much, I can't sleep. Duan Yingjun said
"After rubbing the medicine today, it will work tomorrow, and then the night after tomorrow, you will come to me for a month! I come every day after school. Huang Yikun said
"Come here? Ask, do you see my bones Qingqi, what kind of unique knowledge do you want to teach me? I'm not very good at hardship, otherwise you are thinking about it, although I am indeed a rare martial arts genius, but..."Before Duan Yingjun finished blowing, Huang Yikun flicked at his head.
"Oops~! It hurts, it hurts, how do you say you can do it, and you still make so much effort! Duan Yingjun complained
"This is to make you sober up, with your body, you still want to practice martial arts? Really practice martial arts, which is not to practice hard since childhood, halfway to learn also to be talented, I hope to achieve a small success, you instead of thinking about martial arts, it is better to swim more to fitness! Huang Yikun said
Who do you think you've heard this from? Is this special scolding the same routine? Lao Tzu is weak, and you don't need to change tricks when you laugh at it?
"It's not for me to practice martial arts, so why are you giving me medicine and letting me come? I'm actually quite busy, and you know that the college entrance examination is coming soon. Duan Yingjun said
"Others are worried about the college entrance examination, do you still need to worry?" Huang Yikun asked
"It's okay, it's all about IQ, but even if it's not difficult, you have to pay attention to it, let's discuss it again?" Duan Yingjun asked cautiously
"Hahaha, you're so thick-skinned! But I'm in a bad mood today, I don't want to joke with you, you come with me. As he spoke, he walked in the other direction, and Duan Yingjun reluctantly followed, let's see what kind of medicine you sell in your gourd!
"Open this door" Huang Yikun brought Duan Yingjun to a door and asked him to open the door. There's no way, it's just the two of them here, if you don't obey, you will have to take more medicine if you can't keep it. It's just that when he opened the door, Duan Yingjun was dumbfounded. What is this? Broom cloths, basin rags, buckets and pools, etc.
"Originally, I wanted you to start cleaning today, but if you are injured, forget it, if you have to start today, no problem, anyway, with a 30-day deadline, you can go back after cleaning the ground on the first floor every night." After listening to Huang Yikun's words, Duan Yingjun couldn't help but take a large number of the area on the first floor, and couldn't help but run over 10,000 alpacas in his mind.
"You're not going to tell me that you just asked me to clean up, are you?" Duan Yingjun asked
"No, I wanted you to clean the toilet together, but seeing that you are good enough to do it, just cleaning the venue, if you don't do it, it's okay, as long as you can win me, I'll do it for you, and even the toilet is cleaned together, how about it?" Huang Yikun said
"That's not to talk about~! I'm going to get the medicine, and I'll come over the day after tomorrow. After saying that, Duan Yingjun took the medicine and left. If you want to say that you are not angry in your heart, it is definitely a lie, if he has to pick and choose, Huang Yikun can't really do anything to him, En~ Probably, right? In line with the principle that if you want to save mankind, you can't lose the big because of the small, and it seems that it's okay to endure it, right? Besides, my current body really needs to be exercised, which can be regarded as lurking inside the enemy, right? Find an opportunity to steal some training skills or something, and when you have money, you will open a martial arts hall next door to you called Tiandihui, and directly squeeze you yellow!
On the way home, I kept comforting myself, and finally got through my own ideological work, so it seems that I can justifiably get out of school with Huang Shanshan in the future? After all, we can go home together! Thinking about it, I actually made myself happy, it seems that people's receptivity is really strong!
When I got up the next day, I found that my body was really much better, and the medicine in this martial arts hall was really good. returned to school, and there was no imaginary picture of anyone muttering and pointing when he saw him, and there was no kind of fool who jumped out to laugh at himself, everyone was busy with their own affairs and devoted themselves to intense study, which couldn't help but make Duan Yingjun breathe a sigh of relief, it seems that he is still an insignificant little person, and this hot search is two days at most. Looking at this tense learning atmosphere, Duan Yingjun himself couldn't help but join in.
"I don't know how long the dream will have to absorb, and I still have to tell her about going to the Pure Land of Bliss to study, it's really a critical moment to drop the chain!" On the way home, the Eagle Army couldn't help but complain.
"It's rare that you can still think about learning, it's not easy." At this time, the dream suddenly said
"Can you change your problem of eavesdropping on other people's hearts? Also, why do you always appear so coincidentally and deliberately scare me, right? Duan Yingjun complained
"Coincidentally, I didn't deliberately stay on the sidelines, wanting to see what you had to say behind my back!" Dream explained
"Hehe~! The devil believes in you! Did you get it done over there? Duan Yingjun asked
"It's done, when you get home, you can come to me, I have a lot to tell you." Dream said
"Excuse me, didn't you think you didn't stimulate me enough two days ago? You're just a pit, I don't want to jump, you can build me a house in the future, I'll just study in it, what to maintain world peace and save the world, let's talk about it when I'm old! Duan Yingjun said
"Dissipate your anger, everything is difficult at the beginning, I'll go back first, and come to me when you get home!" After saying the dream, he returned to the Pure Land of Bliss
Duan Yingjun said naturally angry words, adventurous career, once it starts, it is actually really difficult to stop, after all, the boredom of life does not bring people excitement and happiness in the real sense, flat talk is true, peace is blessing There is nothing wrong, but these always have to be seen through some things before you can say it.
When the Eagle Army entered the Pure Land of Bliss, he found that it was really a big change, not only the entire Pure Land of Bliss had expanded in a large area, but there were also clouds in the sky, flowers and trees on the ground, and a two-story villa was established.
"Well, it's changed a lot, I've put a lot of thought into it!" Dream appeared in front of Duan Yingjun and said proudly
"It's really much stronger than before, this house is for me, right?" Duan Yingjun asked
"To be precise, for the two of us, after evolution, I have been able to freely connect to the human network, so that I can better learn human knowledge, which helps me better understand human beings and communicate with human beings. And I think that building a house and living like a human being can make me better integrated into the human community. As for you, you can study with me, but if you are an entity who has crossed in, you can't eat here, although the food here can taste very good, but it can only relieve mental pressure and replenish your spirit, and it can't make your real body really not hungry. It is recommended that you go out to eat when you are hungry, after all, if you don't use the physical traversal to come in, you can't bring books in, and when you physically leave, the things you bring in will automatically leave with you! Dream explained
"I'll do the math, one day here and five days outside, so how much more meal do I have to eat than usual! I don't have enough food for this meal! I'm still soul traveling, can't you link to the real network, help me make some books, I'll just read it! "Eat like this, the living expenses given by the state are not enough at all, and I haven't been able to inherit the assets left by my parents smoothly, where is there so much money.
"Uh... I can indeed connect to the Internet, but it is the innate ability of the Pure Land of Bliss to make things, although the Pure Land of Bliss was created by me, but its talent can only be borrowed, but he can't scan and make real objects, after all, the connotation structure of real objects is not a mental structure formula, so well.." Meng himself was a little embarrassed to continue, because Duan Yingjun seemed to be on the verge of breaking out
"Go on, so what, so you can't help me with this little thing, can you!" Duan Yingjun roared angrily, "This is the heavens that are going to kill me, and my Great Qing Dynasty is so dead!" It's dead~~! ”