"Hahaha......" Zhu Dake threw himself on the freshly laid moisture-proof mat, rolling back and forth, like a happy little milk dog, "Lao Tzu has finally escaped!" ”

"I didn't have a word! What to do Spring and Autumn Dream! Li Meizi poured a basin of cold on Zhu Dake, "If you don't get grades, don't report to school, and don't receive notices, you won't be able to escape from the palm of the Buddha after all!" ”

"That's not a hand-picked game!" Zhu Dake lay down into a "big" character, very energetic, "I'd rather die than enter Wuzhi Mountain!" ”

"If the Buddha really treats the Great Immortal like he treats the Great Immortal, he will give you 300,000 treatment, and you will not go back!" Cui Yingying pouted at him.

The principal's mouth looks like the mouth of the Buddha in Journey to the West, and his neck is short, so he was once jokingly called the Buddha by Zhang Daxian in private; Another time Zhu Dake didn't go through the door, he had to go over the wall, he was caught by the principal, and said, "You grandson monkey, you can still turn over my Wuzhi Mountain", since then, the nickname of the Buddha has been spreading, of course, the initiator is not Zhang Daxian, nor Zhu Dake, but Ding Zhizhi, who doesn't talk much!

"Is 300,000 really so easy to take!" Zhu Dake sneered, looking like everyone was drunk and I woke up alone, "That's a tight spell, otherwise Daxian would have gone to Zhongzhou University a long time ago, and he would still be here to play with us in the mud!" ”

"Draw water and add a pond to live white lotus, and ten thousand 鬐鬐鬣 (qíliè) will be born. Fan Yong doesn't know compassion, and buries himself into the nine springs! Zhang Daxian, who was listening to the song fishing by the river, didn't know what to feel, and suddenly read a poem aloud.

"Lao Ding, what do you mean by what this guy said?" Fan Taotao asked loudly at Ding Zhizhi, who was sitting by the river with Zhang Daxian, "It's too profound, I don't understand!" Maybe you half-immortal can understand! ”

"you!" Ding Zhizhi waved his hand at Fan Taotao, "The magic stick is Lao Zhu!" Ask him to go! ”

"Zhu Daxian talk about it!" Marco began to throw the things in his hand at Zhu Dake, and even threw the things that Cui Yingying, Li Meizi, Liu Xiaoxiao and Fan Taotao put on the ground to Zhu Dake.

"Oops! It hurts..."Zhu Dake turned over a carp, jumped up from the moisture-proof mat, and ran towards the river, saying as he ran, "What Daxian means, we turtles have no fun!" ”

"Why?" Liu Xiaoxiao became interested when she arrived, and asked quite seriously, "Explain the hexagram!" ”

Going and returning, Zhu Dake brought back the fish caught by Zhang Daxian, went to the good barbecue grill, squatted while lighting the fire and charcoal, while the old god said, "All foolish ordinary people, greedy for pleasure, bound by love, in order to survive the heavens, and practice Brahmanism, and want to receive .......heavenly happiness."

"Speak human words!" Marco brought him a Maza stool, stood beside him, and helped him light the fire.

Li Meizi, Cui Yingying and Liu Xiaoxiao were on the moisture-proof mat, one was lying down looking at the sky, and the other two were looking at the river, seemingly not caring, their ears had already been erected, just waiting to listen to Zhu Dake's nonsense.

"Ahem!" Zhu Dake pretended to be and stretched out his hand, "Serve the wine, wait for Benxian to moisten his throat!" ”

"Huh!" The three young ladies on the moisture-proof mat didn't want to be put on a table by him, and they sighed for a while, and stretched out their middle fingers one after another.

"No wine! Do you drink yogurt? Marco handed the yogurt that he had opened on the side to Zhu Dake, and deliberately reminded him: "You forgot the amount of wine you poured in that glass?" ”

Speaking of the amount of alcohol, I have to mention the "shock" of the whole school drinking incident, his uncle this guy in the Chinese class recited "will enter the wine", to the head of Xing, from the arms of a bottle of two pots unscrewed and took a sip, shouting "five-flowered horses, a thousand gold Qiu, Hu'er will be exchanged for fine wine, with the eternal sorrow", and finally the word "sorrow" has not been pronounced, bang, drunk, nose is bleeding, if it is not for the second, the school is opener, at his crazy energy, he would have been swept out of the house.

"Let's have a song "Will Enter the Wine"!" Li Meizi raised the beer in her hand and shook it in the air, "If you chant well, there will be good wine—and beautiful women!" ”

"Both hurt physically and nerve! There is no blessing to suffer! ”

The charcoal fire was ignited, and Zhu Dake began to process the fish, opening the intestines, brushing the fish, feeding... No one is more familiar with this process than him.

Seeing that the topic was about to be deviated by this guy, she didn't know what Zhang Daxian meant by what he said, Liu Xiaoxiao threw Zhu Dake over and listened to the beer, "Hurry up, don't sell it!" ”

"Tell the truth, or did I say it?" Zhu Dake raised his eyebrows at Liu Xiaoxiao.

"Nonsense!" Fan Taotao looked at Zhu Dake's appearance, and said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and get serious!" ”

Zhu Dake shook the fish in his hand that was disemboweled, "What he means is to do more good deeds and accumulate virtues, cast a good baby in the next life, and reincarnate as a great immortal!" Hahahaha......"

"Don't... I'm telling the truth! Daxian save me! Zhu Dake threw the fish on the shelf and quickly picked up his head.

"He's on the point!" Zhang Daxian and Ding Zhizhi walked over from the river with a fish in their hands, and when they heard Lao Zhu calling for help, Daxian opened his mouth to relieve the siege first, and then made up for it, "But-it's just that the mouth is too owed!" ”

As soon as the fish was thrown, Zhang Daxian and Ding Zhizhi went up and threw Lao Zhu, who had long planned to escape, to the ground, and then there was a scream of killing pigs that soared into the sky-

There is a warm summer breeze, and there are also warblers and swallows by the river!