Morning glory seeds were boiling in a small copper pot, and the light blue water was bubbling round. She picked up the spoon and stirred it, then tossed the washed orchid root from the plate.

"Is that okay?" Xiao Shunzi condensed the green soup in this pot.

This small copper pot was filled with an excessive amount of morning glory seeds, and even a strong man could drink half a bowl of soup that would make him pour out a thousand miles.

Shen Yunzhen knocked the spoon on the edge of the pot: "Don't they like to grab things?" Might as well give them a taste of this. ”

She threw down the small pot and went into the house alone, Xiao Shunzi and Liu Eryue understood, pulled their necks, and sang and played together. The guard outside the door didn't know what they were doing, so they unlocked the door and walked in.

His gaze immediately locked on the small copper pot: "What is this cooking?" ”

Liu Eryue glanced at them: "You want to take care of it?" ”

"Who allowed you to make a fire in the palace? Aren't you afraid of walking in the water? ”

Xiao Shunzi sneered: "This official, you can't say that, which palace doesn't have a small kitchen, which palace hasn't made its own stove to fry medicine, are we the only one?" ”

In terms of bickering, the guard is naturally not Xiao Shunzi's opponent, he simply made a mess, three steps and two steps, knocked Xiao Shunzi to the head, and grabbed the small copper pot. He didn't recognize what was boiling in this pot, bitter, like some kind of herbal tea.

"What is this?" He asked.

"Our master is sick, and you don't allow us to go out of the palace to ask for a doctor, can't we cook some orchid roots ourselves?" Xiao Shunzi rubbed her sore buttocks and limped to her feet.

Orchid roots? The guard leaned his nose closer and sniffed, "It's not the poison you want to harm, is it?" ”

"Since it's poison, then you give it back to us! We drink it ourselves! Liu February, as he spoke, reached out and grabbed it.

The guard put both hands in the same way, so that Liu Eryue pounced in the air, Xiao Shunzi hurriedly supported her, and said in a lost voice: "Mama Liu is okay, right?" ”

The guard gave them a cold glance and walked out the door with a small pot.

"Brothers, good luck, these nights are windy, don't they all say that their throats hurt? I heard that this orchid root boiled water is specially used to treat the throat, come and come, drink a bowl, this is the royal meal of people's beauties hahaha. ”

The Lantai Palace locked the door again, and the sound of distributing medicinal tea came from outside the door.

Liu February's face was calm, and he smacked at the door: "What the master said is really good, they are brutes!" ”

Maybe they drank too much, and the reaction in their stomachs was extremely violent, and only an hour later, one by one, they covered their stomachs with sad faces. It's still early to hand over shifts, and even if you want to go to Gong, you can only take turns with one or two people. The people who came out of Gong wasted time again, and before they came back, the rest of the people couldn't hold back for a long time.

Xiao Shunzi lay at the door and listened carefully, only to hear a burst of "uh-huh" sounds one after another. There was some schadenfreude in my heart, but I was afraid that they couldn't help but pull outside.

After thinking about it, these internal guards are all from a family, no matter how difficult it is, they will take care of dignity and decency. Liu February's lips pursed and told them to see the practice of the wind and rudder, they really deserved it!

Shen Yunzhen walked out of the room, holding a large blue and white porcelain vase in his hand, which was well-proportioned and a foot long.

Xiao Shunzi held it firmly in his arms and said with a smile: "Master, just let the slave do this kind of rough work." ”

"Throw it down the back wall."

Although Xiao Shunzi was puzzled, he still answered categorically: "The slave will go." ”

"Remember, I want to hear the ring." She said.

"Yes, the minion remembers."

Xiao Shunzi stepped on half of the ladder, raised his hands high, and slammed them out of the wall. There was a loud bang, and broken porcelain was splashed everywhere. He had just put away the ladder, and then he saw the guards rushing into the back porch with a knife in their hands, hunched over, and a bitter face.

"What a sound!" The voice of this inquiry was fluttering, and it was obvious that the person who spoke was very empty.

"Thieves, thieves! He jumped off the wall and left! Xiao Shunzi replied with a pretended to wince.

"Then why don't you chase!" The interrogating guards were holding their sheaths on the ground, barely holding their bodies, and their faces were like lime, and they were gushing in a cold sweat.

"I chased it, chased it here, he jumped off the wall and left, I can't jump over......" Xiao Shunzi gestured with his hands dancing.

Shen Yunzhen and Liu Eryue walked to the back porch one after the other, standing under the painted eaves of the cloister and watching.

The internal guard gritted his teeth, as if he had endured a flurry of rivers and seas in his intestines, and he put the knife back into the scabbard: "Don't chase me yet!" ”

He's a leader, but he doesn't have much power. An order was given, but several of his guards did not move.

He frowned: "Why haven't you moved yet?" ”

"Big brother, the brothers really can't hold on, anyway, this thief didn't steal anything important, so let's get by."

"Yes, big brother, these eighty percent are their own thieves shouting to catch thieves, that is, they are deliberately tossing us." One of the guards clutched his stomach and almost bent over in pain.

"Who do you say thief shouts to catch a thief!" Xiao Shunzi blushed: "Okay, Concubine Xian Niangniang asked you to surround the safety of Lantai Palace, and your corpse is just a vegetarian meal, and now the responsibility is put on our master!" ”

"What master! It's just a concubine who has entered the cold palace. A medical woman is on the top, and she is not a golden branch and jade leaf, what is the big deal! The guard didn't wait to finish his sentence before he was forced into his leg by a cramp in his stomach.

The internal guard led by him finally reacted and pointed at Xiao Shunzi with his scabbard: "What did you give us to drink just now!?" ”

Xiao Shunzi glanced at him: "Who gave you something to drink?" We are a cold palace here, and we are not a good hall, we don't have anything to drink ourselves, and we can still share it with you!? ”

"You still don't admit it!" He took a step forward, trying in vain to intimidate the little eunuch in front of him with his soldiers. Immediately, he was crushed by a sharp pain in his abdomen.

"You stole it! We didn't tell you to drink! Liu Eryue plucked up his courage and shouted: "It's a medicine that is three points poisonous, who let you go to the doctor without getting sick?" ”

"You stinky, you shout again!" The head of the internal guard turned around and used the blade to scare Liu February.

Shen Yunzhen pulled Liu Eryue behind him, and said silently: "If you don't want to catch a thief, you won't catch it, and you can't go wild in Lantai Palace." Mama Liu, Xiaoshunzi, let's go. ”

Xiao Shunzi snorted angrily and walked over in front of the head of the internal guard, turned his head and spat it. The internal guard wanted to fight back, but the colic in his abdomen really couldn't allow him to fight back, so he beckoned his own people to retreat.

Xiao Shunzi laughed and laughed: "Master, look at their embarrassed looks, they are really laughing to death." ”

Liu Eryue listened to the door for a while, and then returned to the room and said, "Master, they are still in pain, your trick is really amazing." ”

It's just a little trick in pharmacology, and I didn't expect it to be used to trick people one day. Shen Yunzhen smiled disapprerovingly: "It's not over yet, wait until the night shift, and they will suffer." ”