Chapter 40: Punishment for Crime

The old monk looked at Chen Mushan and was silent for a while before he said:

"If what you need today is not that jade bottle, but the Buddha heart in the mud womb, do you dare to smash it?"

"If the Buddha has a heart, he knows my heart, and if the Buddha has no heart, it is just a mud fetus." Chen Mushan said lightly.

The old monk sneered: "If the Buddha has no heart, but the mud tire, I will ask you again, if it is the statue of your parents and elders, the spiritual position, you will also smash it." ”

Chen Mushan knew that this was not good, although he was public, he was not arrogant, and he would not say some unbounded arrogant words for the sake of vindictiveness. Seeing the old monk asking, he didn't answer immediately, but slowly closed his eyes, and after thinking about it seriously, he said seriously: "If the good way to govern the world is not in the gods and Buddhas, in my home, don't say that a statue and a spirit card, even if the coffin is unearthed, it can be done." ”

The old monk's face changed slightly: "What a ruthless heart." ”

"What a boring old bald donkey."

"Aren't you afraid of a prophecy?" The old monk suddenly shouted.

"What am I afraid of, shouldn't I be afraid of you immortals?" Chen Mushan was unceremonious.

The old monk suddenly laughed, turned around, walked into the night with his hands behind his back, and immediately disappeared, but a voice came from the void: "Your answer, the old man is also satisfied or dissatisfied, but I still give you a treasure, you and I will meet again one day, at that time, don't lose today's spirit, let the old man look down." ”

After the words landed, something floated in from outside the door, staggering and falling on Chen Mushan's hand, and when he caught it, it was just a palm-sized linen, but there were three strong words on the linen "Guilty can be punished".

The people in the room came back to their senses, knowing that what they met might not be a person, but a god, Wei Chi was fine, he kept kneeling, at this time he barely fell down with his hands on the ground, and the tiger boy who was clamoring to tie up the old man just now was really frightened, his feet were soft, and he sat upright on the ground: "Master, don't be an Arhat." ”

Chu Xixi's face turned pale, but she saw that Chen Mushan didn't care, but looked at the cloth carefully, and she didn't seem to be so afraid. Walking over slowly, after seeing the three words written on the cloth, he said curiously: "Who is guilty of punishment?" Not about you, right? ”

Chen Mushan shook his head, put the sackcloth in his pocket, and kicked the tiger boy with his foot: "Get up, come out." ”

"Master, those eighty percent are gods."

"I know, when he turned his back just now, he was afraid that I wouldn't know, and deliberately showed the golden light above his head, but you couldn't see it. In fact, he was completely superfluous, and as soon as he showed up, I knew that he was not human. My feet don't get dirty, and I think I'm blind. Chen Mushan said lightly.

"Huh? Really? The tiger boy collapsed directly to the ground.

"No... No way? Chu Xixi was also shocked, although she was also suspicious, she couldn't believe it: "Then you still dare to 。。。。。。 with him." ”

She really didn't know what to say, she believed Chen Mushan's words, but his behavior really made her dare not compliment.

"If the existence of immortals is terrifying, they shouldn't be called immortals." Chen Mushan said something indiscriminately, and kicked hard on the tiger boy's buttocks, and the latter was in pain, so he had the strength to stand up.

"I'm not afraid of death, why is it cowardly at this time? Straighten my back at any time in the future, otherwise, go back to your house. Chen Mushan scolded.

The tiger boy shrank his head and said in his heart, that's a fairy, I don't know, you know, I've been peeing my pants for a long time, who can be like you, knowing that it's a god and still dragging like this. But he didn't dare to say these words, so he resignedly: "I know, I will die as a zombie in the future, the kind that can't be bent." ”

At this time, the most embarrassing person belonged to Wei Chi Qinghong, especially when Chen Mushan reprimanded the tiger boy, as if he was talking about his soft bones, he stood up his bones, and wanted to say something embarrassed. Chen Mushan rushed in front of him and said: "Don't be embarrassed, you are from an orthodox background, and it is your duty to respect teachers and respect the Tao, and this performance just shows that you have awe in your heart." ”

"Brother Xie Chen understands." Wei Chi said gratefully, indeed, he didn't want to do this, but it was something in his bones, how could he change it, and besides, he didn't think it should be changed.

"Let's go, it's getting late."

Chen Mushan said a word, and walked out of the main hall with the jade net bottle, followed by the three of them.

Seeing Chen Mushan come to the barren grass and frozen soil in the garden, shaking the empty bottle vigorously, everyone didn't know what he was doing, but they also knew that they couldn't help, so they had to watch quietly from the side. After shaking for more than ten minutes, his arms were a little sore, and he muttered to himself: "Damn, that old monster didn't lie to me, what kind of nectar is there, no matter, try." ”

Then, he turned the bottle upside down and shook it a few more times, and a drop of water slowly flowed from the mouth of the bottle.

"Damn, just a drop, use the hair, finish the ball, be fooled."

Chen Mushan scolded, but unexpectedly, the drop of water fell to the ground, and there was a crisp "ding dong" sound, as if a stone had fallen into a deep pool. Immediately after, after the drop of water hit the ground, a small piece of brilliant water was released, and the fluorescent water flowed out in all directions. In the end, under the gaze of the four people, the desolate land was actually covered with a dense net of light, the scope was as large as half a basketball court.

"Oh my God, what is this?" Tiger Boy exclaimed.

"If you guess correctly, it should be the root of that peony." Chu Xixi pressed the shock in the lord's heart and said.

Chen Mushan breathed a long sigh of relief and nodded: "Yes, it is the root of that peony." ”

After speaking, he rubbed his hands nervously, found the intersection point in the most central position, squatted down and carefully pulled it with his hands, and the huge root veins loosened at the same time, and quickly contracted towards the center. He added a little strength, for fear of accidentally letting go of his hand, and then got up slowly, and when he completely straightened his waist, the roots and veins had completely contracted, and then looked at Chen Mushan's hand at this time, there was only a small flower left, but the enchanting rouge color was extraordinarily deep and attractive.

Chen Mushan couldn't think of any words to describe the beauty of this flower, but when he gazed, he always had the urge to touch and kiss. It was only then that he understood why the rich man had used such cruel methods to cultivate a flower, because it was so beautiful, so beautiful that even a person like him, who was almost immune to beauty, could not resist its temptation.

"Can I touch it?" Tiger Tong and Wei Chi said the same thing almost at the same time, and it is not difficult to see that Chen Mushan is not the only one who has that kind of thought.

Chu Xixi saw that Chen Mushan's eyes were wrong, in the end, she was still a woman, and the sensitivity in her nature could not be changed: "Tempted?" ”

Chen Mushan said with a smile: "I was thinking, if you use it to make tea, it must taste good." ”

Chu Xixi snorted lightly, knowing that he was duplicitous, but he didn't break it, after all, even she felt cute as a woman, let alone a man.

Chen Mushan inserted the flower branch into the jade bottle, saw the greed in the eyes of the tiger boy and Wei Chi, whether intentional or unintentional, sighed, and covered it with taking off his clothes: "You two are a little promising, you can't even pass the level of bewitchment, and you still say that you can save the world?" ”

The two of them laughed.

"Master, don't you put some water? Will it wilt? ”

"The bottle is the vitality of heaven and earth, much more moisturized than water, okay, withdraw, after the rooster crows, the girl can only go back to the bottle, and there is no more desire to go out."

"Master, you're so good." Tiger Boy duly touted.

On the way back, Chu Xixi, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly said: "I think that anchor is not the reincarnation of a painter. ”

"Why?"

"His painting is just similar to the one in the temple, there is no charm at all, on the contrary, I think his painting is still frivolous, maybe, we think wrong."

Chen Mushan smiled, as if he was laughing at them.

"What are you laughing at, pretending, don't you see it, hate." Chu Xixi didn't realize that she had said countless hats today, and each time she became more and more intimate.

"Who said I didn't see it, that kid drew well, but you didn't notice that the woman in his painting has a lot bigger breasts than the one in the temple, and it's not a serious thing at first glance, haha. Of course, a woman like you, if you want nothing, you won't notice that. Chen Mushan began to be unscrupulous again.

This time, Chu Xixi did not refute, but subconsciously looked down at his chest, bit his lip, and silently turned his head over.

"However, the beauty of Shi Niang is incomparable to any mortal." The tiger boy looks rough, but he has a very careful heart.

"You can pull it down, if you are looking for a daughter-in-law, you have to find someone with big breasts and a big ass, so that you can give birth." Chen Mushan didn't know whether it was intentional or not.

"Tiger boy, don't call me my sister in the future, it's not good." Chu Xixi said lonely.

The tiger boy looked at his master, speechless in his heart.