Chapter 14: The Dragons of Cloudsdale
Chen Mushan asked curiously, "Huh? Did he inadvertently harm civilians? ”
"On the contrary, after that guy destroyed the demons, he poured the cultivation of those demon beasts that had lived for hundreds of thousands of years into the rivers in this city, and the people in the city, absorbing the cultivation of demon beasts, would naturally be easier to understand than people in other places. So in this land, there have been countless emperors, saints, and fierce generals. ”
Chen Mushan knew that the city he lived in had been incomparably brilliant in history, and there had been countless brilliant figures, but he didn't expect that there was such a truth in it, and he secretly marveled, and at the same time wondered: "Isn't that a good thing?" How can it incur the scourge of killing? ”
"A good thing? Hehe, boy, you are too simple, remember, people are selfish, this is a weakness in nature. If the emperors were all produced here by you, would they be happy elsewhere? In your words, monopoly trading is good, but there are countless people who want him to go out of business. Later, the emperor was worried that there would be some big man in the clouds to rob his country, so he summoned the world's top cultivation masters to give advice, and finally thought of a unique way. The emperor ordered that the original city be directly knocked down, and another piece of land was built a new city, and what was even more ruthless was that the entire new city was a big array, although the dragon soldiers at that time were already gods, but they could not withstand this formation against the sky, and were nailed to death, and since then, this city has never produced any decent characters. Not only that, in order to prevent the world from having a second dragon soldier, the Son of Heaven deliberately suppressed the cultivators, so the Palm God Envoy has since declined. ”
"I'll go, hey, no, why are you telling me this story?" Chen Mushan was a chicken thief, and he immediately sensed that Xie Zhi had something to say.
"Didn't you fire your boss? Are you interested in being the master of the clouds, laid-off and re-employed, isn't this your slogan! ”
"Fuck off, you're talking so much, it's this kind of heart. Lao Tzu doesn't have that leisure, I don't understand my little life, I still have the common people in my heart, and help the world, how can you see that I have that kind of sentiment? Besides, do you make money, do you pay your salary? No money, drink the northwest wind to go? Chen Mushan scolded.
"Don't you ask what's the benefit of being an envoy?"
"Stop, I'm just a layman, of course I worship heroes, but I will never be a hero. If you want me to be the master of the gods, believe it or not, I dare to make a toll booth at the entrance of the spiritual realm and the human world, as long as you pay the money, anyone can pass. ”
"You can really do it, forget it, when I didn't say it." Xie Zhi said thoughtfully, and did not continue the topic.
When I got home, I found that the door was open, and when I went in, I found that Chu Xixi was chatting with a middle-aged man in a suit, and the middle-aged man's eyes burst into flames from time to time.
Seeing Chen Mushan come in, the middle-aged man was frightened and quickly stood up. Chu Xixi exhaled with relief and looked at Chen Mushan with a pleading eye.
"Xiao Chen, Mr. Chen, you are back, just now something happened suddenly, I was a little anxious on the phone, and I will personally apologize to you."
The middle-aged man is Chen Mushan's boss.
Chen Mushan looked at the only half pot of tea left on the coffee table, and knew that this guy had been here for a while. I saw a bulging briefcase on the coffee table, and I didn't pay attention to my boss, walked over and opened it directly, and there were more than a dozen stacks of banknotes inside, so I said, "For me?" ”
The boss was a little embarrassed, and said with a stiff smile: "Naturally, Mr. Chen is doing his best for the company, which is a little meaning." Just to that sister-in-law... Little Master, she won't accept anything. Xiao Chen, who is this little master? ”
"Please come home to ward off evil spirits, there have been too many bad things recently, can't you?"
"Of course you can, I've been having a bad time lately, Xiao Chen, where did you invite me, I don't know that the master can come to the door to do things, why don't you help me invite one."
"I'll take the money, you can go, I know what you want, don't worry, although you don't do it, but you don't bother to go out and say those things, let's go, don't let me see you again."
After speaking, Chen Mushan directly blasted the man out. The middle-aged man didn't give up, knocked on the door a few times, and Chen Mushan scolded: "Try knocking again?" ”
Immediately, the knock on the door stopped abruptly.
"So rude!" Chu Xixi whispered.
Chen Mushan took out the money and said while counting it: "That dog cowardice is not a good thing, didn't you see his lustful eyes just now?" ”
"I know, but he's him, you're you, and besides, you're taking people's money."
"This money is to buy me to shut up, the lack of virtue he has done, there are countless of them, not to mention anything else, if he and the chairman Xiaosan mess are poked out, he and the chairman will be ruined, what is this money. Oops, no, my broken mouth, I've received money, shouldn't be said, sin, sin. As he spoke, he took out two stacks and sent them to Chu Xixi: "You take it." ”
"What?"
"Aren't you out of the family, help me resolve the karma I just committed, you shouldn't be untrustworthy."
Chu Xixi couldn't cry or laugh, looked at the money, looked at him: "Give 20,000 yuan to resolve the karma?" Then you just said that I am the mascot of the town house to ward off evil spirits, how do you count it? ”
In a verbal fight, she was Chen Mushan's opponent, Chen Mushan pushed all the money over: "Wife, take it if you want." ”
"Childish!" Chu Xixi scolded with a red face, turned around and went back to the house. After more than ten seconds, he ran out again, took the 20,000 yuan, and said, "Your broken mouth is really worth the price." ”
Seeing that Chu Xixi was going back to the house with the money, Chen Mushan shouted with a wicked smile: "Wait a minute, now that you have money, shouldn't you pay back the medical expenses?" ”
The little girl's face turned white, and she hid her feet and couldn't speak for a long time.
"When I look at it, my heart is unstable, what do I tease you, what to eat at noon, I'll make it for you."
"When you're full, eat yourself."
After speaking, Chu Xixi returned to the house angrily and closed the door. Sure enough, he really didn't eat at noon, and kept meditating in the house to dispel his karma. It is said that there is a beauty in the family, which man is not itchy, but if that beauty is a Taoist priest, it is another matter. In the afternoon, waiting for Wei Chi Qinghong's call at home, there was no movement in Chu Xixi's house, and several times, Chen Mushan almost couldn't help but want to run in to probe his breath to see if he was still alive. He finally saw what it means to be a monk, once he settles down, like a stone, and lives in the same room with such a person, how can he think about anything extraordinary. The most infuriating thing is that Chu Xixi is just like this, and so is the cat called Qiqiao.
It's so aggrieved!
Finally, he couldn't help it, slipped out the door, strolled around, and before he knew it, he was at the pet-themed restaurant. Originally, he wasn't going to go in, and all he was thinking about at the moment was the employees who had an accident, so how could he have the leisure to engage in the object. Moreover, the big orange cat didn't look for himself, but he took the initiative to come to the door, always losing face.
However, when he passed by, the big orange who was crawling in the window to bask in the sun saw him and slipped away in a hurry.
"Little brute, I still run away when I see it, I have no conscience."
Strode into the restaurant, swept around and found no trace of the big orange, it seems that the guy is hiding from himself, anyway, there is nowhere to go, but there is no hurry, I asked for a cup of coffee and drank it slowly.
After about five or six minutes, a gentle woman's voice came from the staircase on the second floor: "What are you doing, you are a cat, not a dog, why do you keep pulling my trouser legs, I still have something to do." ”
The guests in the restaurant were curious to watch, and Chen Mushan naturally did too, so did he saw that the fat cat had been pulling a woman's trouser leg desperately and coming down from the second floor. What should have been a dog can do an action, but being fiddled with by a cat like this, it looks funny, and the guests can't help but laugh. Chen Mushan also laughed, of course, he didn't look at it because of the novelty, because the cat was Da Tangerine, and as for the woman, it was its owner.
The big orange had already locked on Chen Mushan's position, and buried his head in pulling his master hard. The woman followed the direction it pulled, and also saw Chen Mushan at a glance, and saw a face that was smiling self-righteously, but was actually a wicked smile, and realized something in the dark.